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Larry Holmes

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Ok who can emulate reaper best ?

You have to talk like reaper in different situations.

Example

Reaper has KOED you in round 8 after losing every single round in the corner.
*Reaper koed You in 8
*Reaper went online
*You went online
Reaper> pwnd lmao
You>Fuck that was luck !
Reaper> i set u up u nob lol
You>I was bored to death lost concentration.
Reaper>im a true warrior lke my man diego corrales rip !
*Challenge sent to Reaper
Reaper>lol nob i cnt be arsed into a rm admit u were beaten lmao
*Challenge sent to Reaper
You>FUCK YOU RETARDED BUM !!
Reaper>i kept my kool and followed my plan no need for rm i won easy lol
You>This is it I retired to may stupid bums on this game
Reaper>carm down its a game u know rofl lmao
Reaper>get a life nob lol



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Larry Holmes

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Reaper> PETER N JURNEYMAN BOTH FEER THE REAPER!
Peter Spence> eyebrow
Reaper> lol shut it nob 2 pence
*Boxa went online
Reaper> lol nob boxa
Boxa> eyebrow
Reaper> lol inmature nob lol u shudnet even speek u rearly childish nob
Ray Johnson TKO Diego Corrales in 1 second
Reaper> lol i was on msn nob
Reaper> do it agen or i spam larry and fatnys figt.
Ray Johnson> hows your mothers vest?
Reaper> its called a bra fukn idiot
Unpredictable> why do you wear ski mask to go outside?
Reaper> to cover up cos the cops r after me
Peter Spence> what for?
Reaper> i fought myself in the street to make myself luk like a beta figter

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Ray Johnson

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lmfao!
Larry Holmes

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Oscar wrote:
Reaper> lol inmature nob lol u shudnet even speek u rearly childish nob

ROFLCOPTER !!!
There's so much reaper stuff I didn't even know about ! "shudnet" "speek"
"lol i was on msn nob"
LMMAO !!

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Reaper> lol you nob. I am better than you. iam real warrior nob lolz
Rocky Marciano> Reaper I have beaten you way more than you have beaten me and in fact you only have just a couple of “wins” over me and most of those are via KOing me when the game froze for me. Koing someone who is not even there to box back is lame. I can beat you 99 times out of 100 matches.
Reaper> I beat you nob I am better than you lol nob iam a warrior you would lose.
Rocky Marciano> I am done with talking. I am here and ready to prove that I can beat you 99 times out of 100 matches so let’s start boxing.

Reaper> lol z whatever nob I’ll ko you ezy sucka

Match 1: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Rocky Marciano> gf
Reaper> That was pure nob luck.

Match 2: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Rocky Marciano> gf
Reaper> Fuck you lucky nob

Match 3: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Match 4: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Match 5: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Rocky Marciano> gf let's continue
Reaper> nob I was on phone
Rocky Marciano> of cource you were... now let's continue

Match 6: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Match 7: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Match 8: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Match 9: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

and so on all the way to…

Match 16: Rocky Marciano has KOED Reaper in round 1 without even breaking sweat.
*You koed Reaper in 1
*Reaper went online
*You went online

Rocky Marciano> gf let’s continue
Reaper> Fucz you nob yo are just luzk nob
Rocky Marciano> WTF are you talking about? I just KOed you 16 times in a row all inside first round. Now let’s continue and do rest of the matches. It seems like it won’t take too long since you can’t even make it out of first round.
Reaper> I cnt be arsed into boxing you more. I am not a geek.
Rocky Marciano> So you quit? Ok I see you are here way more than I am so wtf are you babbling about. Only reason you do not want to continue is that you just realized I am going to win all those 99 matches with ease. You want to quit and not do rest of the matches because you are getting owned.
Reaper>…I neva aggred to do 100 match. Lol you ma be geek but I am kool and cnt be arsed into boxing. Half time I wathg TV
Rocky Marciano> Ok so after getting KOed 16 times in a row you give up and so my point is proven. I can beat you 99 times out of 100 like I claimed I can do.
Reaper has logged off

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Now the real joke is that this is actually something that happened. He kept running his mouth and I kind of had enough of it and told him that I believe I can beat him 99 times out of 100 and challenged him to box. After losing 16 times (or something close to that) in a row, all by KO inside first round, he quit (gave up) and logged off pretty quickly.


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OB ID: Unpredictable
OB Champion: 0 times.
Join Date: unknown
Class: B++
Status: ACTIVE
Aggressive Style: Power slugging, precision punching
Defensive Style: Counter attack, the stupid Ray Jhonsson defence
Gym: none
Sig Style: Unpredictable
Ducks: None
Rivals: Boxa, Larry Holmes
Punching bags: Reaper
Current power ranking: 6th.
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lol what assholes rofl

Retirement but may have a few fights
1 X SUPER CHAMPION
2 x UNDISPUTED CHAMP
TITLE HISTORY: 256 DEFENSES|TITLE WINS: 90
Joined: May 20th 2007
Second greatest ko artist in OB history based on 4k wins.
QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER SENT YOU"
"REAPER WILL BREAK UR FINE CHINA"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE WAITS"
Oscar

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sterlihalla wrote:lol what assholes rofl


That was quite a good one, Unpred's is funny

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The Great Yacoob

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Oh MY GOD HOW DARE YOU LARRY HOLMES!! WHEN IT COMES TO JOKES YOU KNOW THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE PREMIUM CHOICE FOR YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE TO HAVE A FULL TANK OF LAUGHS!!!


*Reaper Went Online

*Larry Holmes and Oscar are starting a fight!!

*Yacoob Went Online

*Yacoob: GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

*Reaper: Greatness is already in the room u nob lol

*Yacoob: The only thing Great about you Reaper is how well you shine MY BOOTS!

*Fatny: Whatever Yacoob your Greatness exists in your mind

*Reaper: lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol. Fatny how is your title reign going? Oh sorry man i forgot you vacated them all.

*Yacoob: Fatny and Reaper if both of you were mashed together you'd have a COCK AND TWO BALLS!!!

Reaper: lol i know right?

*Yacoob: Of course Yacoob knows he just stated you'd be a penis.

Reaper: lol no i was talking about Fatny having lost all his belts you idiot

Fatny: Reaper your a fucking asshole and you know it.

Reaper: So how do you feel about losing the titles because you were so good at winning. How is it you dominate and then lose it all at once? i think your temper has gone gotten in the way.

Fatny: If i needed your advice i would have asked for it reaper you fuck.

Reaper: lol why do you have to be so uncivil? I was just trying motivate you to be as good as me man wtf? You're acting like your mother told you that you were going to be an abortion again. That's already been said. It's over. just deal with it you fucking pussy.

Yacoob: Reaper's face looks like it was made by picasso. Artistic but ugly.

Fatny: YOU STUPID FUCK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! REAPER I'LL FUCK YOU UP

Reaper: ok....so...you're saying that you can fuck me up when you're not even good at this game anymore? lol fucker

Yacoob: Reaper's chest is a size A Cup in a women's bra.

Larry Holmes KO'D Oscar in RD. 5

Larry Holmes: gf

Oscar: gf

Rocky Marciano went online

Reaper: sup Rocky.

Rocky Marciano: If i have yet to greet you in some manner or fashion reaper you should take that as a statement that i do not wish to speak with you.

Reaper: Wow you're being rude. lol

Fatny: Reaper's being a stupid fuck right now

Larry Holmes: REEEAAAPER LOOOOOOOOLLLLL LERRY JUST OWNED YOU!!

Oscar: Anybody want some designs right now? I'll charge you a penny for an hours worth of work because i'm a dumb fuck.

Black Bear: Anybody wanna fight i'm trying to improve my skills because i want a career on online boxing.

The Problem went online

The Problem: JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ!!!!!!!!!!! FOOLS!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU CAN DIE!!!!!!!!! WHATS UP YACOOCHIE!!!!!!!! YOU GETS NO GIRLS!!!! THE PROJECTS ARE WAY BETTER THAN SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS YOU IDIOTS!!! JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJJA

The Problem went offline

Boxa: He has a serious issue that involves his cerebrum being heavily damaged. In theory it is said that the ape man's evolution was slower than those of his neanderthal counterparts or should i say distant cousins but that it is those like The Problem that reveals his roots.

Reaper: Boxa you're such an idiot

Boxa: Only an idiot can see the idiot in other people but then he realizes it is himself that is an idiot and an idiot alone.

Red Viper Went Online

Red Viper: larry fight?

Red Viper and Larry Holmes are starting a fight!!!!

Red Viper KO'D Larry Holmes in RD. 1 by sniffing his balls and uppercutting him

Red Viper: gf

Larry Holmes: gf....fucking cheater

Larry Holmes: IT'S ME LEEEEERRRY HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red Viper: gf.....i didn't cheat you pathetic fool i just sniffed your balls and caught you with an uppercut...you weren't expecting it that's all. DEAL WITH IT YOU LOST!!

Yacoob: Red Viper you look like the missing genitals of a transexual. LMMFAO

Boxa: LMMFAO!

Reaper: lol

Red Viper: SMBO!!!! (SNIFFING MENS BALLS OFF)

Reaper: You guys are all pathetic and i'm not. lol. i'm so cool. lol. im going to be a professional boxer. lol. and i'm sexy. lol

Catfish: no i'm dead sexy sugar cakes.


LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!



The Great Yacoob - Age 27
Fighting Career - 4/18/2006 - Present
7 Years Active
From - Henan Province, China
Fighting Style - Shaolin Kung Fu - Six Harmonies Fist

*CLASSIC YACOOB QUOTES*

1. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS

2. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER

3. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST

4. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS

6. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC

7. GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

8. NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER

9. YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS

10. GET YOUR ASS WHIPPED SUMBITCH!!!

11. YACOOB WILL SLAP YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS

12. GREATNESS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

13. OPEN YOUR MOUTH SUMBITCH YACOOB'S GOTTA TAKE A LEAK!!

14. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

15. SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB

TITLE HISTORY including Accounts Yacoob, Quote, The Drift, The Great Yacoob,

OBA - 13 Crowns
OBF - 13 Crowns
OBW - 2 Crowns
OBC - 0 Crowns
North American - 1 Crowns
South American - 3 Crowns
European - 0 Crowns

Total Title Achievements - 32 Crowns
Total Title Defenses - 70 Times

Yacoob or better known as The Great Yacoob is the most controversial fighter in online boxing history. Hailing from The Shaolin Temple in China, Never has anyone had such a large audience of fans both attendants and fighters alike.
The Great Yacoob started out as a simple fighter like most fighting their way to become champion but after a few losses, The Great Yacoob began to unleash his frustration through witty insults, Comedy, and in ring entertainment that caused an uproar in the beginning, but soon made him the most famous and iconic online boxing fighter of all time.
His first feud started with Couture he called Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's male underwear sniffing mascot that spawned his first series of quotes such as, "I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS", "NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER", "KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST", HALELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL" and many more....The Great Yacoob became an idol, a representative of The Online Boxing World filling seats with his presence and charismatic persona. During times of Online Boxings decline The Great Yacoob was responsible on many occasions to boost ratings, revive the excitement, and utterly save the business countless times in times of economic hardship.
The Great Yacoob's first title victory came by way of Defeating Fernando Vargas for the North American title on Two occassions. The Great Yacoob's championship glory was short lived and soon after he founded a new friendship with a good friend and later rival Serious Business forming the first ever group in the business called the Drama Clique. Never before had any two individuals ever stirred up as much trouble and rivalries as these two. After years of friendship the two fell out and the rivalry lasted over a year of heated battles both suffering losses and prevailing in victories. The Great Yacoob's fame overshadowed Serious Businesse's when he went on to win his first World Championship, the OBW title against Sugar Ray who shortly regained the title back in a rematch and defeated The Great Yacoob in back to back defenses. The Great Yacoob was counted out as a loser but regained his footing when he began reestablishing his prominence through psychological warfare that was only mastered by the one and only Muhammed Ali. The Great Yacoob's sold out events surpassed all the greats including Hall Of Famers. The Great Yacoob's losses outweighed his victories and it seemed his career was at a loss until he defeated Felix Trinidad for the South American title and did the same against TooSmooth. The Great Yacoob had the greatest rivalries of all time with the most fighters of all time ranging from his first Couture, Serious Business, Red Viper whom he fought a record 200 times, Nigel Benn whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Unstoppable whom he defeated for the OBA Championship, Ken Norton, Black Bear, Ray Johnson, Mikkel (The Owner), Don King Promotions (The President), Squeezed Head, King Chopper, and more. The Great Yacoob was also the founding member and leader of the legendary, The Black Fist Family that was a leauge of fighters competing against the cunning and powerful Pound For Pound Gym headed by Rocky Marciano. Both Gyms defeated one another respectively and the war lasted a long 6 months.
Later The Great Yacoob began to have emotional breakdowns and alcoholic problems and began losing not only fights but his inspiration and confidence in fighting. He retired countless times returning only to lose more fights as his ratings fell but never his respect nor his fans. The Great Yacoob returned again only to dissipate for his longest absence in 2010 and than later returned in 2011.
Upon his return his victories became prominent once again as he rose to the ranks eventually defeating the most dominant fighter A Punching Bag for the OBF Title. It was short lived after he lost his title to the TRPCHE but a month later he reclaimed his glory defeating Poyo562 and having a 21 win streak and 14 defenses thus far The Great Yacoob met his match Mr. Goat in a non title bout losing but came back to defeat him 4 times. Later he suffered a multitude of losses to The Sniper, whom beat him for the OBF Title but lost it 24 hours later to A Punching Bag. The Great Yacoob refusing to quit fought A Punching Bag for the OBF Championship winning it against him making it the second time A Punching Bag handed him the belt. After his showdowns The Great Yacoob made a vow to The Celibate Lifestyle of a Monk and refused to ignite his showboating ego for the entertaining of the masses any longer. Currently fresher than ever and more powerful of a fighter nobody can ever deny the historical, spiritual, hilarious, and emotional journey and career of this young man known as The Great Yacoob.


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The Great Yacoob wrote:Oh MY GOD HOW DARE YOU LARRY HOLMES!! WHEN IT COMES TO JOKES YOU KNOW THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE PREMIUM CHOICE FOR YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE TO HAVE A FULL TANK OF LAUGHS!!!


*Reaper Went Online

*Larry Holmes and Oscar are starting a fight!!

*Yacoob Went Online

*Yacoob: GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

*Reaper: Greatness is already in the room u nob lol

*Yacoob: The only thing Great about you Reaper is how well you shine MY BOOTS!

*Fatny: Whatever Yacoob your Greatness exists in your mind

*Reaper: lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol. Fatny how is your title reign going? Oh sorry man i forgot you vacated them all.

*Yacoob: Fatny and Reaper if both of you were mashed together you'd have a COCK AND TWO BALLS!!!

Reaper: lol i know right?

*Yacoob: Of course Yacoob knows he just stated you'd be a penis.

Reaper: lol no i was talking about Fatny having lost all his belts you idiot

Fatny: Reaper your a fucking asshole and you know it.

Reaper: So how do you feel about losing the titles because you were so good at winning. How is it you dominate and then lose it all at once? i think your temper has gone gotten in the way.

Fatny: If i needed your advice i would have asked for it reaper you fuck.

Reaper: lol why do you have to be so uncivil? I was just trying motivate you to be as good as me man wtf? You're acting like your mother told you that you were going to be an abortion again. That's already been said. It's over. just deal with it you fucking pussy.

Yacoob: Reaper's face looks like it was made by picasso. Artistic but ugly.

Fatny: YOU STUPID FUCK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! REAPER I'LL FUCK YOU UP

Reaper: ok....so...you're saying that you can fuck me up when you're not even good at this game anymore? lol fucker

Yacoob: Reaper's chest is a size A Cup in a women's bra.

Larry Holmes KO'D Oscar in RD. 5

Larry Holmes: gf

Oscar: gf

Rocky Marciano went online

Reaper: sup Rocky.

Rocky Marciano: If i have yet to greet you in some manner or fashion reaper you should take that as a statement that i do not wish to speak with you.

Reaper: Wow you're being rude. lol

Fatny: Reaper's being a stupid fuck right now

Larry Holmes: REEEAAAPER LOOOOOOOOLLLLL LERRY JUST OWNED YOU!!

Oscar: Anybody want some designs right now? I'll charge you a penny for an hours worth of work because i'm a dumb fuck.

Black Bear: Anybody wanna fight i'm trying to improve my skills because i want a career on online boxing.

The Problem went online

The Problem: JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ!!!!!!!!!!! FOOLS!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU CAN DIE!!!!!!!!! WHATS UP YACOOCHIE!!!!!!!! YOU GETS NO GIRLS!!!! THE PROJECTS ARE WAY BETTER THAN SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS YOU IDIOTS!!! JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJJA

The Problem went offline

Boxa: He has a serious issue that involves his cerebrum being heavily damaged. In theory it is said that the ape man's evolution was slower than those of his neanderthal counterparts or should i say distant cousins but that it is those like The Problem that reveals his roots.

Reaper: Boxa you're such an idiot

Boxa: Only an idiot can see the idiot in other people but then he realizes it is himself that is an idiot and an idiot alone.

Red Viper Went Online

Red Viper: larry fight?

Red Viper and Larry Holmes are starting a fight!!!!

Red Viper KO'D Larry Holmes in RD. 1 by sniffing his balls and uppercutting him

Red Viper: gf

Larry Holmes: gf....fucking cheater

Larry Holmes: IT'S ME LEEEEERRRY HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red Viper: gf.....i didn't cheat you pathetic fool i just sniffed your balls and caught you with an uppercut...you weren't expecting it that's all. DEAL WITH IT YOU LOST!!

Yacoob: Red Viper you look like the missing genitals of a transexual. LMMFAO

Boxa: LMMFAO!

Reaper: lol

Red Viper: SMBO!!!! (SNIFFING MENS BALLS OFF)

Reaper: You guys are all pathetic and i'm not. lol. i'm so cool. lol. im going to be a professional boxer. lol. and i'm sexy. lol

Catfish: no i'm dead sexy sugar cakes.


LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!




lmao that was hilarious

smile..!
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Oh wow Unpredictable and Yacoob...

I don't need to do abs at the gym now...hah


ONLINE BOXING NAME = Tyrant
MEMBER SINCE = Feb 2003
OB CHAMPIONSHIPS = Numerous
RECORD: 3761-1464-101 (3157 KOS)
EXPERIENCE = Throwing body jabs since 2003
STATUS = Officially Retired (2014)
TOUGHEST OPPOSITION: Larry Holmes, Sugarray, Here To Fight, Salvador-Sanchez/El Terrible Morales, Labratory, Mike Tyson, M.A.Barrera
FAVORITE OPPONENT: Sugarray
LOCATION = U.S.
FIGHTINGSTYLE = Defensive Counter Puncher
SIGNATURE PUNCH = Long Body Jab
SIGNATURE COMBO = Lean back jab->long uppercut
OB CLASS = Maybe one day second ballot HOF'er

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The Great Yacoob wrote:Oh MY GOD HOW DARE YOU LARRY HOLMES!! WHEN IT COMES TO JOKES YOU KNOW THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE PREMIUM CHOICE FOR YOU AND THOSE YOU LOVE TO HAVE A FULL TANK OF LAUGHS!!!


*Reaper Went Online

*Larry Holmes and Oscar are starting a fight!!

*Yacoob Went Online

*Yacoob: GREATNESS HAS ENTERED

*Reaper: Greatness is already in the room u nob lol

*Yacoob: The only thing Great about you Reaper is how well you shine MY BOOTS!

*Fatny: Whatever Yacoob your Greatness exists in your mind

*Reaper: lol, lol, lol, lol, lol, lol. Fatny how is your title reign going? Oh sorry man i forgot you vacated them all.

*Yacoob: Fatny and Reaper if both of you were mashed together you'd have a COCK AND TWO BALLS!!!

Reaper: lol i know right?

*Yacoob: Of course Yacoob knows he just stated you'd be a penis.

Reaper: lol no i was talking about Fatny having lost all his belts you idiot

Fatny: Reaper your a fucking asshole and you know it.

Reaper: So how do you feel about losing the titles because you were so good at winning. How is it you dominate and then lose it all at once? i think your temper has gone gotten in the way.

Fatny: If i needed your advice i would have asked for it reaper you fuck.

Reaper: lol why do you have to be so uncivil? I was just trying motivate you to be as good as me man wtf? You're acting like your mother told you that you were going to be an abortion again. That's already been said. It's over. just deal with it you fucking pussy.

Yacoob: Reaper's face looks like it was made by picasso. Artistic but ugly.

Fatny: YOU STUPID FUCK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! REAPER I'LL FUCK YOU UP

Reaper: ok....so...you're saying that you can fuck me up when you're not even good at this game anymore? lol fucker

Yacoob: Reaper's chest is a size A Cup in a women's bra.

Larry Holmes KO'D Oscar in RD. 5

Larry Holmes: gf

Oscar: gf

Rocky Marciano went online

Reaper: sup Rocky.

Rocky Marciano: If i have yet to greet you in some manner or fashion reaper you should take that as a statement that i do not wish to speak with you.

Reaper: Wow you're being rude. lol

Fatny: Reaper's being a stupid fuck right now

Larry Holmes: REEEAAAPER LOOOOOOOOLLLLL LERRY JUST OWNED YOU!!

Oscar: Anybody want some designs right now? I'll charge you a penny for an hours worth of work because i'm a dumb fuck.

Black Bear: Anybody wanna fight i'm trying to improve my skills because i want a career on online boxing.

The Problem went online

The Problem: JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJ!!!!!!!!!!! FOOLS!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU CAN DIE!!!!!!!!! WHATS UP YACOOCHIE!!!!!!!! YOU GETS NO GIRLS!!!! THE PROJECTS ARE WAY BETTER THAN SAFE NEIGHBORHOODS YOU IDIOTS!!! JAJAJJAJAJAJAJJJA

The Problem went offline

Boxa: He has a serious issue that involves his cerebrum being heavily damaged. In theory it is said that the ape man's evolution was slower than those of his neanderthal counterparts or should i say distant cousins but that it is those like The Problem that reveals his roots.

Reaper: Boxa you're such an idiot

Boxa: Only an idiot can see the idiot in other people but then he realizes it is himself that is an idiot and an idiot alone.

Red Viper Went Online

Red Viper: larry fight?

Red Viper and Larry Holmes are starting a fight!!!!

Red Viper KO'D Larry Holmes in RD. 1 by sniffing his balls and uppercutting him

Red Viper: gf

Larry Holmes: gf....fucking cheater

Larry Holmes: IT'S ME LEEEEERRRY HOLMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Red Viper: gf.....i didn't cheat you pathetic fool i just sniffed your balls and caught you with an uppercut...you weren't expecting it that's all. DEAL WITH IT YOU LOST!!

Yacoob: Red Viper you look like the missing genitals of a transexual. LMMFAO

Boxa: LMMFAO!

Reaper: lol

Red Viper: SMBO!!!! (SNIFFING MENS BALLS OFF)

Reaper: You guys are all pathetic and i'm not. lol. i'm so cool. lol. im going to be a professional boxer. lol. and i'm sexy. lol

Catfish: no i'm dead sexy sugar cakes.


LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!




You are an absolute w@@@@@ but even I've got to admit that was hilarious. LMAO

30 TIME OBW CHAMPION
19 TIME OBC CHAMPION
31 TIME OBA CHAMPION
47 TIME OBF CHAMPION
8 TIME EURO CHAMPION
1 TIME TOURNAMENT CHAMPION
1 TIME SUPERCHAMP & UNDISPUTED CHAMPION

DEFENCES: 373


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The Great Yacoob wrote:

Red Viper: SMBO!!!! (SNIFFING MENS BALLS OFF)

Reaper: You guys are all pathetic and i'm not. lol. i'm so cool. lol. im going to be a professional boxer. lol. and i'm sexy. lol




Lmao

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Now you truly go over the top Yacoob but still... that was funny!



Now if only all those Yacoob/The Problem wanna be people like Reaper would learn to actually be funny and not annoying.



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Status: ACTIVE
Aggressive Style: Power slugging, precision punching
Defensive Style: Counter attack, the stupid Ray Jhonsson defence
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Rivals: Boxa, Larry Holmes
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LMAO you guys are funny

 
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