Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

*THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKING AROUND AT ALL HIS FANS CHANTING HIS NAME SURVEYING THE ENTIRE PRESS CONFERENCE ROOM HERE AND THERE HOLDS UP HIS HAND TO SILENCE THEM CHANTING

AUDIENCE: YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!

*YACOOB CLEARS HIS THROAT AND SIGNALS FOR SOMEBODY IN THE BACK TO COME TO WHERE HE'S STANDING*

*A RIOT CONTROL UNIT WITH BIBS, DIAPERS, WET WIPES, WRIST RESTRAINS, A FACE MASK FOR BITING, AND LOLLIPOPS, ARMED WITH ELECTRICAL VOLT STUN GUNS APPROACH TITAN WHO IS SNARLING STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS RANTING*

THE GREAT YACOOB: YOU PEASANTS TAKE THAT SUMBITCH BACK TO DR JEKYL'S LABORATORY AND UNPLUG HIM BEFORE HE STARTS GOING ON A RAMPAGE THROUGH GOTHAM CITY!!

*THE RIOT SQUAD STUFFS A HUNDRED LOLLIPOPS IN HIS BIG MOUTH, TACKLE HIM ONTO THE GROUND, RESTRAIN HIS WRISTS, SHOVE ON HIS DIAPER, WRAP HIS BIB AROUND HIS NECK FOR DROOLING, STRAP ON HIS FACE MASK, WIPE HIS ASS WITH THE WET WIPES FOR SOILING HIMSELF, AND HAND THE GREAT YACOOB THE ELECRTICAL VOLT STUN GUN*

THE GREAT YACOOB: NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU OVERGROWN PILE OF SUMBITCH!! HOW DARE YOU EVEN ATTEMPT AT A PSYCHOLOGICAL CONTEST AGAINST THE GREAT ONE, HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT HAVING WET DREAMS ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB AS YOU LAY BACK ON THE PARK BENCH AT NIGHT COVERING YOURSELF UP WITH THE ATLANTA JOURNAL CONSTITUTION AS A BLANKET, AND THE WORST OF THEM ALL....INTERRUPTING THE GREAT YACOOB! YACOOB HAS A LITTLE GIFT FOR YOU!

*THE GREAT YACOOB SPARKS THE STUN GUN TURNING IT UP AS HIGH AS IT WILL GO AND LODGES IT SO FAR UP TITAN'S ASS HE STARTS GLOWING LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zceiA35_seY

* THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS INTO THE PRESS ROOM DRESSED IN A 2 MILLION DOLLAR SUIT AND TIE ALL BLACK, RED AND BLACK TIE, $5,000 DOLLAR SHOES AND BLACK SLACKS WITH SHADES ON AS MILLIONS OF HIS FANS IN THE ARENA AND SITTING BEHIND THE REPORTERS SNAP SHOTS AND BARK AT HIM ALL AT ONCE IN A FRENZY*

*THE GREAT YACOOB HOLDS UP HIS HAND AND IN A SINGLE MOMENT THE ENTIRE ARENA GOES DEATHLY SILENT EXCEPT THE DROOLING SPIT BUBBLY NOISE EMITTING FROM TITAN STANDING AT 7' FEET TALL WITH HIS TOUNGE HANGING OUT OF HIS MOUTH, DRESSED IN A MICKEY MOUSE T SHIRT, WITH THE FOOTBALL HELMET ON HIS HEAD TO KEEP HIS HEAD FROM BANGING ON THE WALL, SPEEDO'S, AND GOLF SHOES WITHOUT SOCKS, AND MR GOAT WEARING A GOAT'S FUR SKIN SUIT, WITH FOUR SHOES SHAPED AS HOOVES WEARING TWO ON HIS FEET, AND TWO ON HIS HANDS WHILE CHEWING A BUSHEL OF HAY LOOKING BLANKLY INTO THE AUDIENCE*

*THE GREAT ONE TAPS THE MICROPHONE AND PUTS HIS LIPS AN INCH FROM THE MIC THAN LOOKS UP TO THE AUDIENCE AS THEY BEGIN CHANTING HIS NAME*

AUDIENCE: "YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!! YACOOB!!

*THE GREAT YACOOB LEANS INTO THE MIC AND SAY'S "WHAT.......IN THE NAME OF YACOOBISM....IN THE NAME OF DIGNITY....IN THE NAME OF PROFESSIONALISM...IN THE NAME OF COMMON SENSE....IN THE NAME OF MIKKEL PUTTING ONLINE BOXING ONTO PEN AND PAPER THAT LATER BECAME THE GREATEST SPORT IN ONLINE BOXING SPORTS.....HAS THIS BUSINESS COME TO?!!!!! YOU HAVE A 7 FOOT TALL 900 POUND PIECE OF CARCASSE BY THE NAME OF TITAN WHO WOULD BETTER SERVE AS A LADDER TO CHECK THE CEILING LIGHTS AS THE GREAT YACOOB MAKES HIS ENTRANCES TO THE RING, AND THIRDLY.....

*THE GREAT YACOOB TURNS AND LOOKS UP AND DOWN AT MR GOAT NOW FINISHING UP HIS FIRST MOUTHFULL OF HAY AND "BAAAA'ING" FOR TITAN TO FEED HIM ANOTHER HELPING*

*THE GREAT YACOOB CONTINUES, ".......THIS COMPANY HAS STARTED EMPLOYING STRAY ANIMALS? HAS THIS COMPANY NO DIGNITY? HAS THE MILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S FANS BEEN LOOKING AT THE BLINKING WHITE LIGHT IN THE CELLAR UNDER THE HYPNOSIS OF THE GRIM REAPER, GOD REST HIS SOUL AS HE CONTINUES TO ENJOY HIS SUN TAN IN HELL?!!

*TITAN ROARS AND BEATS ON HIS CHEST LIKE A GORILLA AND GRABS THE MIC AND SHOVES IT TO HIS FACE SO HARD HE ENDS UP DEEP THROATING IT GAGGING ON IT EVENTUALLY SPITTING IT OUT AND TRYING IT AGAIN WITH LESS FORCE AND SPEAKS,

TITAN: Y..Y.....Y..YOU....YA....YACOOB....I...I.....TITAN......BEAT.....TITAN BEAT YOU.......MO....M...M...MORE.....M..MORE...THAN.......ONE........TIME. RII...R..RIIGHT.....RIGHT....MR...MR GOAT?

*TITAN PUTS THE MIC TO MR GOAT WHOM SPITS OUT HIS HAY AND SPEAKS INTO THE MIC,

MR GOAT - BAAAAAAA......YACNOOB....YOU BAAAAAA.....BEAT MY AAAAAA....ASSS.....LAST NIGHT......I'VE BEEN ON...AN EATING FRENZY FILLING MY BELLY FULL OF HAY.....TO BE LIKE MY BAAAAAAAA....IDOL POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN.....HE ATE BAAAAAA...SPINACH AND WHEN HE BAAAAAAA...ATE HIS SPINACH HE BAAAAA.....

*YACOOB DISGUSTED TAKES HIS CUP OF WATER WITH SQUEEZED LEMONS AND TOSSES IT ON BOTH OF THE LOVERS,

THE GREAT YACOOB - AS THE GREAT YACOOB WAS SAYING, SCHIZOPHRENIC FREAKS HAVE TAKEN HOLD OF THIS BUSINESS SOILING THE LEGACY OF THE GREATS OF THE GREAT YACOOB AND THE OTHER STARS OF THE PAST! THESE SUMBITCHES HOBBLE THEIR NO GENITAL HAVING, PREMATURE EJACULATING, SLEEPING ON THE COUCH IN GRANDMA AND GRANDPA PA MARTHA AND STEWARDS BASEMENT WHILE WATCHING A SEGMENT OF DISNEY'S HOUSE OF MOUSE, SO THEY CAN WIN A HANDFULL OF MATCHES AND CALL THEMSELVES CHAMPIONSHIP MATERIAL! WELL THE GREAT YACOOB IS HERE TO TELL YOU THAT NONE SHALL COME TO PASS SO LONG AS THE GREAT ONE REMAINS IN THIS BUSINESS AND HE WILL DO WHAT HE DOES BEST AND THATS SLAP SUMBITCHES FAMOUS AND NAMELESS, SLAPPING SUMBITCHES THE SUM OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS ASSISTING THEM IN PAYING OFF THEIR HOSPITAL TUITION TO CONTINUE TO ENJOY THEIR STAY'S IN MENTAL INSTIUTIONS, AND HOPEFULLY GIVE THEM A DECENT LIFE OF BEING ON THE RECIEVING END OF A HOLY ASS WHIPPIN!

*TITAN AND MR GOAT CHARGE AT YACOOB PUSHING LAW ENFORCEMENT ASIDE AS THE GREAT ONE TAKES HIS FIGHTING STANCE. AS TITAN NEARS THE GREAT YACOOB CRUSHING THE FLOOR UNDER EACH FOOTSTEP THE GREAT YACOOB PULLS OUT A PHOTOGRAPH THAT FREEZES TITAN AND MR GOAT IN THEIR FOOTSTEPS*

*THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS UP TO THEM BOTH WAGGING HIS FINGER, "WELL IT SEEMS THAT DICK AND JANE HAVE TROUBLE COVERING UP THEIR FOOTSTEPS!"

*THE AUDIENCE LAUGHS IN LAUGHTER, SOME YELLING LET US SEE THE PICTURE GREAT ONE*

THE GREAT YACOOB - DO YOU TWO ORGASMIC BLANKS DRESSED IN YOUR HALLOWEEN COSTUMES, SMELLING LIKE TO FEET HIGH ELEPHANT DROPPINGS THINK YOU ARE EVEN DESERVING OF SO MUCH AS GOING ONE ON THE ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE WHILE HE'S DRESSED IN HIS FINEST THREADS? TO EVEN SO MUCH AS LAY ONE SOLID OF YOUR UNFILED, CONTAMINATED, BACTERIA COVERED BEAR CLAWS ON SO MUCH AS A SINGLE THREAD OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S SUIT? NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER!!!

*TITAN AND MR GOAT DROP ON THEIR KNEE'S AND PLEAD DROPPING DOWN IN WORSHIP, TITAN LAYS A SINGLE FINGER ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S LEFT BOOT WHICH MEANS A SINGLE PIECE OF MICROSCOPIC BACTERIA STAINS HIS FLAWLESS SHOE SHINE CAUSING A CHAIN BIOLOGICAL REACTION OF THE GREAT YACOOB GRABBING THE NEAREST CHAIR AND SMASHING IT ON HIS HEAD*

THE GREAT YACOOB - SUMBITCH!! SUMBITCH!!! NOW THE GREAT ONE'S GOING TO HAVE TO GET A TECHNA SHOT! BEHOLD!!

*THE GREAT YACOOB PRESENTS A PICTURE OF TITAN AND MR GOAT WEARING THE GREAT YACOOB MERCHANDISE SHIRTS, AND SHOES......WEARING NOTHING BUT SHIRT AND SHOES ONLY.........SHIRT....AND SHOES........ONLY.......*

*THE ENTIRE STADIUM ERUPTS IN THUNDEROUS LAUGHTER AND CHEER AS THEY SAY THE GREAT YACOOB'S FINAL QUOTE*

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS AND THIS ONE IS AT LEAST 10 MEANING TEN MILLION DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN YOUR PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO ASS!!
DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE!!

SINCE YOU TWO ARE NEW, THE GREAT YACOOB HAS JUST GIVEN YOU A TASTE OF THE TRUE GREATNESS OF THE GREAT ONE!!

LOL

YES THE GREAT ONE DID SUFFER LOSSES TO MR GOAT CHEESE IT WAS PUBLIC SCRUTINY! AN OUTRAGE! BUT NEXT TIME THE GREAT YACOOB WILL WHIP YOUR GRASS EATING, MOUNTAIN DWELLING, DEFICATING ANYWHERE BUT A TOILET ASS FROM HERE TO THE END OF THE EARTH!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

MAYBE YOU CAN TELL YOUR COUSIN LAMB CHOPS TO LEAVE AN OPENING ON HER SHOW SO THAT YOU HER, AND CHARLIE HORSE CAN DO A NUMBER IN WHAT WOULD NOW BE A BROKE DOWN TREE SUMBITCH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z73sM7GBQho&feature=related

LADIES AND WOMEN IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR THE GREAT YACOOB TO MAKE ANOTHER COMEBACK AND TAKE THE OBF CHAMPIONSHIP ONCE AGAIN. THE GREAT YACOOB SUFFERED A DEFEAT FROM ONLINE BOXING'S ADDICT, FATNECK, TOOK SOME TIME OFF TO SPEND SOME OF HIS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN ONLINE BOXING SUCCESS REVENUE FOR THRILLS AND HAS RETURNED FROM A SHORT BUT MUCH NEEDED VACATION. WE HAVE PEASANTS SUCH AS MR. GOAT CHEESE BAAAAAA'ING ABOUT HOW HE'S IN THE TOP 10 KNOWING HE IS NOTHING MORE THAN YACOOB'S BITCH. SECONDLY WE HAVE SUMBITCHES LIKE TITAN DEFEATING THE GREAT YACOOB THREE TIMES IN A ROW, WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO WHEN GREATNESS IS OVERCOME. BUT HELL THE GREAT YACOOB SPENT MUCH OF HIS EARLY CAREER SUFFERING ASS WHIPPINS BEFORE HE LATER BEGAN TO HAND THEM OUT. SO SOUND THE TRUMPETS AND PREPARE YOUR PRAYER RUGS BECAUSE WHEN THE GREAT ONE STROLLS THE RED CARPET YET AGAIN, THE GREAT ONE WILL ONCE AGAIN TAKE HIS PLACE IN WHICH YOU WILL SALUTE THE TRUTH, THE GREAT YACOOB!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!

The Great Yacoob has noticed there hasn't been any pay per view events for a long time so I was thinking maybe I could host one in which we could have as many bouts as players actively participate to enroll.

There's nothing more as the New Crowned, once again, OBF Champion of the World, The Great Yacoob wants to do more than defend it against hte man that has obliterated him over the past couple of months and that's The Sniper giving him an opportunity to attempt to regain his gold back. SO SNIPER if you want to have a best 2 out of 3 contest sign up and we can go toe to toe.

All who decide to want to enroll into the pay per view I will personally setup the fights, in which it will be the best 2 out of 3 series in which you will post the results in this thread.

So far the Slap A Thon Pay Per View Event has no active participants so if you'd like to sign the roster post your admission

Now i've added the Blood Feud categories if you have any rivalries at the present moment and would want to take a swipe at somebody you've had tensions with

The Main Event

Undercard Fight 1
Undercard Fight 2
Undercard Fight 3
Undercard Fight 4

Blood Feud Fight 1
Blood Feud Fight 2

Thanks, The Great Yacoob
OBF Champion Of The World

Dang buddy.....at LEAST I can hold onto the title longer than 24 hours......and im the current OBF champ yet AGAIN......

(Wrong account)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyWMVG8sh6M&feature=related

Theme Song Tribute To The Great Yacoob

My training to become a monk is intensifying and as I feel a deeper sense of peace I am also becoming more obliged to monitor and restrain from words and actions that i've used over the years to create this personality called The Great Yacoob.

So as a padawan of higher spirituality I apologize to all those i've offended in the spirit of charged competition in this game and on this site.

Blessings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp395uZk1Zc

You will hear from The Great One Again

You've ousted me quite a few times now with your slick boxing style.

But you will not hold that belt for long and i promise you if we meet again it will be your defeat.

Gf's

the goat on the barn goes BAAA BAAA BAAA
BAA BAAA BAAA
BAAA BAA BAA

THE GOAT ON THE BARN GOES BAAA BAAA BAAAA
AFTER YACOOB PAWNED HIM!!!

TALKING ALL THAT LIP WHO IS STILL WEARING THE OBF CHAMPIONSHIP BELT??!!!!

AND WHO IS 2 FIGHTS AHEAD IN WINS??!!

THE GREAT ONE

HALLLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT THE GREAT YACOOB LASHES MR GOAT FOR 3 VICTORIES IN A STRAIGHT LINE

HALLELJUAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

SIGN ON RIGHT NOW SUMBITCH

MR GOAT CHEESE YOU ONLY WON ONE TIME

2-1 YACOOBS WAY JUST BRING IT!!

THE GREAT ONE THANKS YOU LARRY HOLMES AND IT WAS ONE HELL OF A FIGHT. THE GREAT YACOOB ALWAYS HAS HAD RESPECT FOR YOU. HELL, THE GREAT ONE WILL SHOW YOU A NIGHT OUT WITH A HANDFULL OF HIS WOMEN YOU LET THE GREAT ONE KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO AND HE'LL PAY YOUR TAB.

THE GREAT YACOOB HAS DEFENDED HIS TITLE AS OF LATE WITH A 21 WIN STREAK INCLUDING SLAPPING FAMOUS THE LEGENDARY LARRY HOLMES. NOW THE GREAT ONE'S STREAK WAS INTERRUPTED BY HIS OWN MISTAKE BY THE SUMBITCH MR GOAT KNOWN AS SLUGGER. NOW LISTEN UP YOU PANSY THE GREAT YACOOB IS LEARNING TO TAKE A LOSS LIKE A MAN AND YOU DID BEAT HIM. BUT TO LEAVE WITHOUT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO TAKE THE TITLE SAYING IT WOULD BE TOO EASY IS FEAR. FEAR BECAUSE SINCE YOU'VE STARTED THIS NEW ACCOUNT THE GREAT YACOOB HAS WHIPPED YOUR GRASS EATING ASS TWO TIMES AND THIS IS YOUR FIRST VICTORY. SO LET IT BE KNOWN THAT WIN WILL BE YOUR LAST. THE GREAT YACOOB INVESTS IN THAT PREDICTION FROM HERE ON OUT.

NOW TO HAVE MOVED FROM A FARM ANIMAL TO AN ATHLETE IS QUITE AN ACCOMPLISHMENT THE GREAT YACOOB MUST ADMIT YOUR FARM BUDDIES BABE BIG PIG IN THE CITY, DUMBO THE FLYING ELEPHANT, THE ARISTOCATS GANG, BAMBI, FREE WILLY, AND ALL YOUR OTHER PLAYMATES MUST BE ROOTING FOR YOU ON THE BARN AS YOU ENTER THE RING WITH YOUR HOOFS TRACKING MUD STAINS ALL OVER THE RING!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!