Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

GREETINGS LADIES AND WOMEN. THE GREAT YACOOB HAS PASSED HIS INSURANCE LICENSE EXAM AND IS NOW AWAITING THE STATE TO APPROVE HIS APPLICATION TO HAVE HIS LICENSE ISSUED. SECONDLY THE GREAT YACOOB IS WORKING ON A FICTION BOOK SERIES AS WE SPEAK (GO FIGURE WITH MY CREATIVE IDEAS OF DISSING PEOPLE ON HERE WRITING PARAGRAPHS IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN). THIRDLY THE GREAT ONE HAS 3 MIXTAPES FINISHED AND STILL COUNTING AWAITING TO HAVE MY LICENSE ISSUED SO I CAN LEAVE THE SCHOOL BUS DRIVING JOB AND MAKE SOME REAL MONEY SO I CAN BUILD THE RECORDING STUDIO I'VE ALWAYS DREAMED OF. AFTER I'VE DONE ALL OF THIS IM GOING FOR MY ACCOUNTING DEGREE AND I'M STILL TRAINING OFF AND ON IN SHAOLIN KUNG FU. ANNND I'LL BE LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO FROM MY FATHER SOON. HOW'S EVERYONE?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y1hhEAmBCI&feature=related

The Truth shall set you free

lmmfao

Finally a fighter that DOES NOT have a VAGINA. Which category do u choose? You have a couple of choices based on your rank.

THE GREAT YACOOB AFTER A LONG ABSENCE ONCE AGAIN TAKES CENTER STAGE, GRABBING THE MIC, AND IGNITING THE LIGHT! SLAPPING PEOPLE FAMOUS AND NAMELESS, CALLING PEASANTS A COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS!!

WELCOME TO THE FIRST OFFICIAL PAY PER VIEW SLAP O RAMA EVENT HOSTED BY YOURS TRULY THE GREAT YACOOB. YACOOB IS OFFERING ALL FIGHTERS WHO AREN'T WEARING PANTIES OR A BRA TO STEP IN LINE AND SIGN UP AND PARTICIPATE IN THIS EVENT. DEPENDING ON YOUR RANKING WILL DETERMINE THE SLOT YOU WILL BE PLACED IN EITHER WAY NO ONE'S LESS OR GREATER EXCEPT OF COURSE THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE GREATEST. MOVING ON. THE GREAT YACOOB WILL CREATE SOME QUESTIONS AND SEND TO ALL THE FIGHTERS THAT PARTICIPATE AND CREATE AN INTERVIEW LIKE THE LATE JOURNALIST AND FIGHTER PAUL DION, AND WILL ALSO DO POST FIGHT INTERVIEWS AS WELL.

MIKKEL IF YOU BRING ALL THE TITLES BACK AND THE ROOMS BACK THE GREAT ONE CAN CREATE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHES TO SEE WHO CAN TAKE THE VACANT TITLE BELTS. GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT

1. PRELIMINARY MATCHUPS - FIRST TO 2 VICTORIES -
AVAILABLE FOR RANKS 13 TO 20

SLOT 1 VS SLOT 2
SLOT 3 VS SLOT 4

2. GRUDGE MATCHUPS (THIS IS FOR ANYONE WHO HAS BAD BLOOD WITH ANOTHER FIGHTER) - FIRST TO 3 VICTORIES

AVAILABLE FOR ALL RANKS

SLOT 5 VS SLOT 6
SLOT 7 VS SLOT 8

3. RANKING MATCHUP FIRST TO 4 VICTORIES (THIS IS FOR TOP CONTENDING FIGHTER TRYING TO MAKE IT TO THE TOP 5)
AVAILABLE FOR RANKS 6 TO 12
SLOT 9 VS SLOT 10
SLOT 11 VS SLOT 12

4. NUMBER ONE CONTENDER MATCHUP (FOR THE NUMBER ONE CONTENDER SLOT) FIRST TO 5 VICTORIES

AVAILABLE FOR RANKS 1 TO 5
SLOT 13 VS SLOT 14
SLOT 15 VS SLOT 16

5. CHAMPIONSHIP MATCHUP (FOR A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH WITH THE REIGNING DEFENDING CHAMPION STEVAN SEGAL (MIKKEL) 1 FIGHT IF THE CHAMPION DEFENDS SUCCESSFULLY, 2 FIGHTS IF THE CHAMPION LOSES AND IS OWED A REMATCH BY DEFAULT.

CROWN SLOT VS CHALLENGING SLOT

THE GREAT YACOOB IS AWARE THAT NOT ALL SLOTS WILL BE FILLED BUT PERHAPS THIS WILL ATTRACT PLAYERS BACK TO PARTICIPATE. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED PLEASE TELL ME WHICH SECTION YOU ARE INTERESTED IN FILLING AND DEPENDING ON YOUR RANK YOU WILL BE ENROLLED.

GOOD LUCK AND GOD BLESS.

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikkel u have my full support i will sign on and bring as much entertainment as i can muster like the old days. Hang in there. Try making a video of online boxing and posting it on youtube like the guys said. It's good advertisement. Put in some screen shots of the ranking system, the forum board, the title belts and stuff. Remember i said Mikkel FINISH THE GAME! Bring back all the title belts, give us all the rooms back so that when people DO come back you are already for action.

I never intended to play for money i'm impulsive at times so i know myself...i played a couple of games online and won twice out of 4 games. My temper is gone after many hours of meditation and masturbation and patience is the key to all success. Thanks guys.

Fatny i know you're an avid player perhaps you could give me some pointers i want to win some moolah. Anywho i'm a rookie and watching some videos now so we'll see how good i get.

Either way Mikkel I love you always and forever. i mean it. your awesome

ALL HAIL MIKKEL!! ALL HAIL MIKKEL!!! OH MIKKEL CANT YOU SEEEEEE BY THE DAWNS EARLLLLY LIGHT!!!!!! WHO SO PROUDLY PREVAILED!!!!!!!!!!!

Mikkel my final request is to put OB2D back in default the way it was back when i first joined back in 2004 - 2005 where you had the OBA, OBF, OBC, OBW, EUROPEAN, SOUTH AMERICAN, AND NORTH AMERICAN TITLE BELTS and SINGLE PLAYER. if you bring these things back and just do it and i mean like do it as in not even thinking about it and complete it and actually do it and sit down and say sure why not it wont hurt to make things the way they were that made people want to play and just f'ing do it i bet this game will come back to life. ok so youre going to do it? right?

And once you do this Mikkel and know you will because you're a compromising fan pleasing person i will have no more requests to ask. I just want my game back the way it was this is the only flash game i really like seriously. I used to stay on here for days on end and even enjoyed single player to work on my skills. CMON MAN!

Completely deflating my Yacoob ego im begging you to default the game. Im actually begging you dude my life is hard and OB2D has rescued me through many forks in the road and i say that in all honesty

Catfish? WHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!! ROFL on a shower floor with enough space whilst scrubbing testicles.

http://youtu.be/bL7atl1em2o

JUST BRING IT!!

After many years absence in the wake of world strife, Yacoob's persuit of spiritual enlightenment has taken a turn for the better. I humbly, once again, join the ranks for the ultimate OB goal of becoming a Hall Of Famer.

Also, can anyone post any links to free movie streaming websites where you can also watch UFC pay per views and wrestling pay per views free?

o yea....

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

i guess. Well thank you MIkkel for everything you've done. When i get going with my insurance license this month i want to invest money into your games. I promise you that.