Messages posted by: catfish2

LEONARDIS wrote:THIS IS SPARTA!!! WE RULE THE DEATH OF EVERYONE!

it's Leonidas not leonardis.

i like boobs

happy birthday jiggy!

WOOOT!

i think i fought fairly decent against you barrack.

p.s. how's the ex? rofl

does squeezed head have a main that i would know? or is this his main?

cuz when he made that file, it came out of the blue really.

Fatny is the best, period.

Stealth wrote:

EDDIE54 wrote:pshhh i pefer that then losing my life in next 10 years..
get high and screw a hooker with aids :thumpup: to u Stealth

what kind of comeback was that.. ya u can spend the next ten years on your computer like a nerd jacking off to porn and playing video games for the rest of ya life faggot

stealth you dumbfuck. but at least it makes sense now.

Redneck wrote:you are right. I should not bitch back so often. Maybe you think i am the Main-Bitch (lol)...but i just bitched back.

bitching Greetings

Redbitch

finally you agree. how many times have i called you a bitch red? rofl dofl with springles on top

i'm not in top 10 anymore, can i join?

knock knock.

can Catfish come in?

sterlihalla wrote:gd job now everyone say they are at work when boon wants a shot

exactly

Donny_king wrote:You should of noob hooked the big guy then spammed the other guys head with jabs hehe.

All these months of OB training and still you were not ready, shame on you dude, shame on you....

My OB training had flashed back to me as Stallone raised his arm, preparing myself to do a Corkscrew to the face followed by some shovel body punches, but he offered a truce and didn't have to face my OB skills.

That's actually why he shook my hand, he could see in my eyes that i played onlineboxing, and he knew i wasn't someone to be fucked around with.

So the sexy catfish was out tonight driving around, off to get a soda at mcdonalds.

Anyway, blue car starts driving right next to me, and i look over and see 2 guys in the vehicle, and they're laughing and swerving their car towards mine, like they're gonna push me off the road.

i slow down, and follow them.

they turn off onto a side road, and i follow after them fast, they go faster.

I'm excited, they're all freaked out.

or so i thought.

they pull over, and i drive by and give them a honk, whatever, and head home.

but they follow me now.

my sexy ass comes up to a stop sign, and they pull up next to me and yell out the window "we're gonna kill you!"

"hmm, shit." exclaims catfish to himself.

i pull outta there and start gunning it. but they are faster and pull right in front of me, forcing me and my sexy self to pull to a complete stop.

they open their doors.

"well... looks like im fucked now."

one guy gets out, wearing gangster cloths, not much older than me.

"oh ok, just a white gangster, this'll be easy."

i open my door and get out. the catfish is taller and has sexy muscles that the gangster does not have.

then the 2nd guy gets out.

this was no whitey gangster. this was the whitey bodybuilder who forgot to win mr.universe last year. this guy had muscles like sylvestor stallone.

"yep, im definately fucked." thinks the Catfish.

"think you're tough huh?" grumbles Stallone.

*chuckle* goes Whitey. (no wonder he was acting all tough, if Stallone wasn't there, Whitey's head would be mixed in with the pavement right now)

"i'm not looking for a fight guys." says I, Catfish. (although i doubt Stallone cares.)

I brace myself for the worst, Stallone raises his arm.....

and puts out his hand, grabs mine, and shakes it laughing.

"i was just joking with you man you're a pretty cool guy" Stallone bellows, laughing.

Whitey snickers and goes "did we get you stressed?"

"ya scared the shit out of me." I say, (Stallone did anyway.)

"Man you're pretty chilled, you wanna come back to our place for a beer?" Stallone's deep voice growls.

The Catfish of course must refuse, because he's too damn sexy, and too damn scared to go back with them.

"No i'm just learning how to drive a standard." I say. (don't ask why i said this, because i still can't figure that shit out, i drive an automatic. but i'd like to see how good your responses would be to that kind of situation.)

"alright cool, take it easy man." And Sylvestor and Whitey climb into their car and drive away.

The Catfish goes to get his small $1.47 rootbeer at mcdonald's and heads home.

Dick wrote:Allow me to respond your question dear reaper. You get a shot when Iam @home and not @work, like now. People can walk into my office any minute. Now I dont mind losing a non title fight but I wont fight for the title when somebody might walk into my office and I would have to quit.

As for Nigel, it is very simple but he doesnt get it, so 1 more time:
NIGEL YOU GET A SHOT @MY TITLE IF YOU GIMME A SHOT @YUR TITLE FIRST.

lol he signs on ob while he's at work. don't come on if you're not gonna defend your belt. good excuse though, next time someone sends me a challenge that i don't like, i'll just say im at work, then go fight some other guy instead.

.............. im here for the gangbang?