Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

I second that after black bear but keep in mind this takes a lot of work for mikkel to do so be mindful

THE GREAT YACOOB ENLISTS FOR THIS TOURNAMENT TO SLAP PEOPLE FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF GREATNESS!

Im calling you out right now tonight to a best to 10 fights feud match for supremacy. You are right that you did beat my ass and you are the one standing in my way to the hall of fame as one must show dominance. These series of 10 fights can span over the week, days, or even overnight but im calling you out. I'll be on tonight so bring it SUMBITCH!!

Welcome back sir

Now i am a sore loser so if i lose this i will be deeply pissed and sad but Mikkel can we make this tournament official? So that I can possibly have a shot at the Hall Of Fame? I really think that of all those funny posts and everything i've been in this game bringing laughter, drama, and entertainment THe Great Yacoob deserves a spot on that list. What are the rules FatnY?

YAAAAYYY!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH MIKKEL I FREAKIN LOVE YOU MAN!!! DUDE IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN OF THIS GAME THANK THANK THANK YOU YOU YOU!!!!! Man YOUR AWESOME!!! I LOVE YOU!

The Great Yacoob cannot rest nor sleep until he is inducted into the Hall Of Fame and his legacy told for all future online boxing players. So i'm asking all fighters one and all to sign in so we can do combat. All the years of entertaining and the drama and the joy and pain my story must be told and my mark made.

I am asking you Mikkel once again as before to bring all the titles back. Please, so The Great One can overcome and triumph in the name of Yacoobism. I'm asking for the OBA, OBC, OBW, South American, North American, and European titles back. And that you keep them so the competition can instensify. I'm sure it will only take you but 5 minutes to insert them. Cmon Mikkel. Im actually serious this time no Yacoob jokes or props i want that hall of fame badly.

Hallelujah Yacoob Has Spoken

You will win and congradulations on all your hard work my old friend i'm VERY very proud of you.

LMMMFAOOOO JOHN! YEA THAT DUDE IS NUTS MAN!

AND I'M WOCKA FLOCKA...I LIKE ALOTTA PASTA....I LIKE TO GET A BUCKA BOX A FUCK IT FLOCKA FLOCKA WOCKA WOCKA FLOCKA lmmmfaoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 LMMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! DO IT AGAIN WOOF LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY

I was having a bad day today because I wasn't able to record my last track or send out the copyrights for my album because of a small bill i had to pay which means it has to be rescheduled for next week

But its ok......So i came home and logged into youtube and this video was on the list of new or top videos

dude i couldn't fucking breathe when i watched this LMMFAOO!!!

Check it out
This video is called Repair LMMAFO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv4B7avZn5Q&feature=topvideos_mp

WELL THE GREAT ONE HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO SAY A FINAL FAREWELL AT LAST. IT HAS BEEN AN AMAZING ADVENTURE TO MAKE ONE LAST COMEBACK HAVING SUCCESSFULLY GAINED THE OBF TITLE AT LEAST 7 TIMES. ALL JOKES ASIDE I WISH EVERYBODY THE BEST. IT'S BEEN FUN EVEN FEUDING WITH RAY JOHNSON AND SNIPER AND INVISIBLE AND TITAN YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY AND THE BEST. MUCH LOVE TO EVERYBODY AND LOOK OUT FOR ME ON THE AIRWAVES MY ALBUM IS COMPLETED AND NOW IS UNDERGOING THE FINALL PROCESSES OF PAPER WORK AND DESIGN. CONGRADULATIONS INVISIBLE YOU DID IT!

DoooDaDaze.com

Listen out for me

BLESSINGS AND HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!! lol

Peace

THE GREAT YACOOB HAS BEEN KNOWN NOT TO TAKE LOSING LIGHTLY AS THE GREAT YACOOB IS THE GREAT ONE AND EVERYBODY KNOWS AND CONFESSES IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER HE IS THE QUOTE DROPPING, LADY POPPING, FACE SLAPPING, CHARITY DEPOSITING INTO YOUR NEAREST SUNTRUST CHECKINGS ACCOUNT CELEBRITY OF THE ONLINE BOXING WORLD! NOW THE GREAT ONE HAS SUFFERED NOT ONLY ONE BUT TWO FIERCE DEFEATS FROM POYO562 THE ROBOTIC VIBRATOR WHICH IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE IS THAT DAMN GOOD. BUT HOW DARE A PEASANT OF HIS CALIBER DARE NOT BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP THE GREAT YACOOB'S IMAGE OR EVEN THANK HIM FOR ALLOWING HIM TO EVEN SO MUCH AS STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GREAT ONE! THAN HAS THE AUDACITY TO ACT LIKE IT WAS AN EASY VICTORY THOUGH NONE OF HIS WINS OVER THE GREAT YACOOB WAS BELOW THE 7TH ROUND.

SO AS A FRIENDLY GESTURE SINCE THE GREAT YACOOB IS NOT A VEANGEFUL INDIVIDUAL THE GREAT YACOOB IS GOING TO JUMP START THE FIRST ROBOTIC THINKING FOR ITSELF VIBRATOR SPECIALLY NAMED AFTER POYO562 SATISFYING THE NEEDS AND DESIRES OF ELDERLY WOMEN WHO ARE IN NEED OF A LITTLE PLEASURE WHEN VIAGRA AND OR THEIR ESPOUSED PARTNERS DEVELOP LIMP DICK SYNDROME.

THE POYO562 VIBRATOR ONLY $1.99 PLUS TAX AND SHIPPING SHAPED LIKE THE HEAD OF POYO562 AND A BUMPY AND SKIN INFECTED SHAFT JUST LIKE IT WAS BACK IN DUMPEVILLE AS THE GREAT YACOOB SAID DURING HIS CHILDHOOD PIECING TOGETHER MEALS WITH HIS FAMILY FROM RAT DROPPINGS, TO DEAD SQUIRRELS, AND ROACH CARCASSES! THIS PRODUCT IS CHEAP, AFFORDABLE, AND GUARANTEED TO MEET THE NEEDS OF ALL ELDERLY WOMEN'S SNATCH NEEDS. THIS PRODUCT DOESN'T EVEN TAKE BATTERIES BECAUSE IT'S THE DEFORMED OFFSPRING OF HIS MANY FAILED ATTEMPTS TO HAVE CHILDREN DUE TO HAVING INFECTED TESTICLES SO THE GREAT YACOOB'S EMPLOYEE'S SIMPLY TOOK AN ELECTRICAL APPLIANCE AND SHOVED IT STRAIGHT UP THEIR ASSES DID SOME REWIRING SO THE SUMBITCHES COULD TAKE BATTERIES!

WITH THIS INVESTMENT PERHAPS NOW POYO562 CAN NOW SLEEP ON A WARM BED AND FINALLY HAVE HIS FIRST CUP OF HOT COCO.....

TITAN, THE SNIPER, AND RAY JOHNSON MIGHT HAVE GOOD USE FOR THIS AS WELL. CHECK AT YOUR NEAREST RETAILER OR ONLINE STORE

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!

MANY HAVE SAID THE GREAT ONE DOESN'T HAVE A LIFE HE TAKES ALL THIS TIME TO WRITE THIS, WELL SUMBITCHES GUESS WHAT THIS ONLY TOOK THE GREAT YACOOB 5 MINUTES, IT'S CALLED HIGH INTELLIGENCE SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER, WHATSOEVER POSSESS!!!

LIKE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE ABLE TO FUNCTION IN NORMAL SOCIETY!

*Stares at the ground quietly while contemplating how someone that isn't even THERE can have the audacity to make such a comment to The Great One. The Great Yacoob slowly looks up to the invisible place that CANT SEE ME occupies and holds up his hand#

The Great Yacoob: Firstly.............DONT YOU EVER, AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER ADDRESS THE GREAT ONE DIRECTLY. IT WOULD COST YOU AN ENTIRE LIFE'S SAVINGS BEFORE YOU COULD EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS THE GREAT YACOOB MUCH LESS EVEN BREATHE THE SAME AIR. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS FAAAR TO SLIM TO EVEN COMMENT ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S THREAD, MUCH LESS EVEN READ IT! SO HOW ABOUT YOU DO WHAT YOU DO BEST AND THAT'S BLEND IN WITH YOUR SURROUNDINGS HOW ABOUT A TOILET SEAT FOR EXAMPLE SO WHENEVER TITAN OR RAY JOHNSON HAS A NEED OF RELIEVING THEIR IRRITABLE BOWEL SYNDROME, YOU'LL BE THERE TO LEND A HELPING HAND TO WIPE WITH YOUR FACE!!! SO LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU COLON TO A MONKEY'S ANUS, KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES, PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN, ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!