For a long time The GREAT YACOOB has slapped people famous and nameless, slapped people into becoming millionaires, and slapped people just because they pissed The GREAT YACOOB off. In response to the times The GREAT YACOOB was defeated and beaten bloody The GREAT YACOOB could only think of one way to get even with people and that was to LITERALLY write an entire Letter on Behalf of the person The GREAT YACOOB was to insult. Moving on with the point!
The GREAT YACOOB has had many opportunities to taunt, humiliate, and completely dismember those who The GREAT YACOOB felt like using as punching bags for the insults and tunes The GREAT YACOOB had in his (MAKE FUN OF YOU BANK) which The GREAT YACOOB withdrew Millions upon Millions of insults. BUT. In this case LATELY there has been one problem. One of the biggest Problems of ALL TIME and that's one of The GREAT YACOOB's most known adversary and that's Don King Promotions.

Listen up Don
The GREAT YACOOB isn't here to make fun of you, though The GREAT YACOOB wouldn't enjoy nothing more than to do that BUT seeing to it that Mikkel gave you the privelage of giving you the BIG PINK SCHOLASTIC ERASER ENABLING you to erase an entire message that YACOOB has posted YACOOB is offering YOU the opportunity of not having to wake up every morning in St. John's Wood in your London Flat after a sip of tea and plain toast SLIGTHLY Browned to a CRISP worrying if The GREAT YACOOB has posted something obscene to the Online Boxing Community.

The GREAT YACOOB is offering you this. To NO LONGER post anything that involves sexual themes or foul language. The GREAT YACOOB is giving you THE GREATNESS HONOR PINKY SWEAR WITH A SPICE OF The GREAT YACOOB's FAVORITE HALLELUJAH SLAP FRESHLY PACKAGED THAT HE WILL ABIDE BY THAT LAW. But here are The GREAT YACOOB's demands.
That The GREAT YACOOB has the RIGHT to post AT LEAST 2 posts a week about anybody including YOU as long as those two poisons are not mentioned in the post. The GREAT YACOOB isn't trying to sucker punch you into a corner but just KNOWS that His Posts are Extremely funny and fun for everybody with a FUNNY BONE. The GREAT YACOOB is going to keep it moderate and extremely entertaining that will make YOU, Your BOSS Mikkel, Crack Head Willy who is now in Rehab after being slapped famous, and ALL THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S FANS LAUGH SO HARD YOUR WISDOM TEETH WILL HURT!!

What Say You?
How about we take a Vote for everybody that's reading this
Give The GREAT YACOOB a thumbs UP or thumbs DOWN
depending on the votes if they OUTWEIGH the UP then YACOOB will never post again and if they OUTWEIGH the DOWN then YACOOB posts Indefinately as long as YACOOB abides by the law


HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!

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