Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A PEASANT NAMED A PUNCHING BAG WHOM WAS YOUR AVERAGE KID LIKE ALL OTHER SUBURBAN BOYS THAT GREW UP WITH FRIENDS NAMED JOSH, TOD, KIPPER, CHIP, AND BOBBY BOY. HE WAS AN ONLY CHILD AND ENJOYED PLAYING VIDEO GAMES, SNACKING ON LUNCHABLES, DRAWING MANGA, AND COLLECTING MARBLES. HE WENT TO RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL AND WAS ALWAYS THE FIRST ONE TO RAISE HIS HAND IN CLASS TO ANSWER A QUESTION, LOVED PIZZA AT LUNCH TIME, AND ALWAYS EARNED AN EXTRA CARTON OF MILK FROM HIS GOOD GRADES. LMFAO.

AS PERFECT OF A LIFE IT SEEMED, A NEW KID CAME TO SCHOOL AND HIS NAME WAS YACOOB. YACOOB WASN'T YOUR AVERAGE CHILD WHO PLAYED VIDEO GAMES, OR COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS, OR DEBATED WITH HIS FRIENDS OVER THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF RPG CHARACTERS AND WHO COULD DEFEAT WHO IN THE DRAGONBALL Z ARENA, NAY!!!! NAY!!!! THIS CHILD WAS THE GREAT ONE, THE STELLAR ATHLETE, THE FUTURE SOON TO BE HALL OF FAMER, WHOM DURING THOSE DAYS DATED HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS, DATED THE HOT ENGLISH TEACHER, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL PRINCIPLE, DATED THE HOT SCHOOL BUS DRIVER, HELL IN DUE TIME EVEN ENDED UP DATING A PUNCHING BAG'S MOTHER!!!

SO ONE DAY A PUNCHING BAG WAS SKIPPING AND SINGING LAMB CHOPS PLAY A LONG TUNES, WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE A FOOT WAS PLACED IN HIS PATH TRIPPING HIM AND CAUSING HIM TO SCRAPE HIS CHIN AND DROPPING HIS BARNEY LUNCHBOX THAT BROKE OPEN SPILLING THE CONTENTS OF HIS PEANUT BUTTER AND FLUFF SANDWICH, APPLE, AND MOO 2 PERCENT MILK CARTON.

A PUNCHING BAG: OUCH! OH POO! GEE GOLLY GOSH I TRIPPED!

THE GREAT YACOOB STOOD OVER HIM: WELL WELL WELL. IF IT ISN'T MY FAVORITE PUNCHING BAG. ASSUME THE POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG SITTING ON THE PAVEMENT HELD HIS HEAD DOWN, POUTING AND SLOWLY ROSE TO HIS FEET BALLING UP HIS FIST. HE THAN CRIED OUT

A PUNCHING BAG: GOKU!! I SUMMON YOU FOR POWERS!!
A PUNCHING BAG THAN BEGAN TO TAKE ON DIFFERENT STANCES MAKING MAGICAL NOISES OUT OF HIS MOUTH, SPIT FLYING OUT, PRETENDING TO BE A DRAGON BALL Z MASTER AND THAN CHARGED THE GREAT YACOOB.

THE GREAT YACOOB STEPPED TO THE SIDE SIMPLY AND SLAPPED HIM SO HARD IN THE BACK OF HIS HEAD A PUNCHING BAG HIT THE PAVEMENT AND BOUNCED TWICE LIKE SKIPPING A ROCK ON WATER.

THE GREAT YACOOB SIGHED: ARE YOU DONE DOUCHE BAG? NOW BEFORE THE GREAT YACOOB GETS ANGRY ASSUME THE GOT DAMN POSITION!

A PUNCHING BAG WINCING IN PAIN SLOWLY RISES AGAIN AND TAKES THE KARATE KID CRANE STANCE AND LIKE NEO FROM THE MATRIX BECKONS THE GREAT YACOOB TO ATTACK.

THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKING AROUND AS IF THIS KID HAS TO BE JOKING SHRUGS AND CHARGES. A PUNCHING BAG ATTEMPTING TO LAND A KICK ON THE GREAT ONE'S CHIN MISSES AND IS CAUGHT IN THE CHEST AND FLIES LANDING ON HIS BACK CRYING OUT.

A PUNCHING BAG: OK OK OK!!! FINE FINE!!

A PUNCHING BAG RISES A THIRD TIME BLOODY AND BATTERED AND STANDS UP STRAIGHT RAISING HIS ARMS PRETENDING HE'S A PUNCHING BAG AND SLOWLY ROCKS BACK AND FORTH ON HIS FEET AS IF, LIKE A REAL PUNCHING BAG, IS SWAYING ON A CHAIN.

THE GREAT YACOOB TRYING TO HOLD BACK A LAUGH BEGINS TO STRETCH TO WARM UP AND PRACTICE HIS TRAINING AS HE IS THE RIVER CREEK MIDDLE SCHOOL BOXING CHAMPION AND DECIDED TO MAKE A PUNCHING BAG HIS PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG.

THE GREAT YACOOB APPROACHES THE TREMBLING PUNCHING BAG AND TAKES SOME WARM UP SHOTS TO THE HEAD AND CHEST AND RIBS. THIS LASTS FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES. FINALLY AFTER THE SOBBING AND CRYING PUNCHING BAG PREPARES FOR THE LAST SHOT WHICH HE ALWAYS HATES THE WORSE HE SAYS

A PUNCHING BAG: PLEASE YACOOB...I WANT TO HAVE CHILDREN ONE DAY AND......OOOOOOOUUUCHH!!!!

WITHOUT WARNING THE GREAT YACOOB KICKS HIM IN THE BALLS AND WALKS OFF WHISTLING THE JEEPERS CREEPERS TUNE.

HOLDING HIS GREEN PEA BALLS, A PUNCHING BAG RISES TO ONE KNEE AND CLENCHING HIS FIST SAYS.....

A PUNCHING BAG: I SWEAR........I SWEAR.....ON THIS VERY DAY I SHALL AVENGE MY HUMILIATION!! I SWEAR TO ONE DAY BECOME THE ONLINE BOXING CHAMPION!!!!! AND MY BIRTHNAME IS BILLY BUT SINCE YACOOB INSISTS I AM NOW A PUNCHING BAG!!!!! NOW TIME TO PLAY TEKKEN 5 WITH MY PALS!!!

THUS THE STORY OF HOW HE BECAME TO BE KNOWN AS A PUNCHING BAG, ALL THANKS TO YOUR HALL OF FAME HERO, THE GREAT YACOOB

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!! ALLL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

SUMBITCH KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST!!

Lol you guys are funny

DAMMIT MIKKEL GET YOURSELF TOGETHER YOU CAN BEAT THIS FOOL. HEY FUCK FACE CUT THAT SHIT OUT! ONLINE BOXING IS HERE TO STAY FOREVER VIRUS, PEASANT, AND SPAM FREE BITCH!

Lets face it Mikkel it's time you challenge yourself and finish this game. OB2D needs to be completed and not left to dry and burn. I promise you this game would be ten times better if you'd just finish it. Remember that long message that took me nearly 2 hours to write you of all the additions and things you could do to this game? ...........There's nothing wrong with putting your energy in OB3D but why not profit from OB2D as well? Use both as a means of putting money and reputation in your favor. Some people like old school and some like new. Don't put your eggs in one basket, the old saying goes.

NIGEL BENN!!! Whats up buddy how's old England its been so many years since I was last there at least 6 long years! Glad your doing ok man and thanks for the shout out my old friend.

You son of a bitch where have you been??!!! Whats up old friend how is life got damn i've missed you man! I miss all the old players! lol glad your doing ok man

Amazing and im jealous man be careful please there are many dangers of today that didn't exist in the past. Hitch hiking isn't safe so i will say a prayer that GOD's angels and your ancestors guide you to safety throughout.

CATFISH WAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

Long time no hear brother man how's life treatin ya!
Well i hate to be one to disagree BUUUUUUTTT we all know that I....I...ANDRE aka The Great Yacoob is the sexiest man of all time!

Maybe in years to come when we are all where we hope to be in life i'll throw a party somewhere in a nice country overseas where we all can get together have some drinks and chase after women? :-O

Hey red been a long time man i've been busy as well im not really into playing video games anymore i've been mostly writing songs and reading good books but keep your life first man OB will always be here and perhaps all of us will grow old and grey still signing in here and there. :-O

Sup red the monk thing is hard as hell.....failed on the celibacy part all the way booty is just so luscious.......so far i've succeeded on devotion of prayers and trying to reach higher levels of meditation e.g. Deep breathes in and out totaling 100 expanding the stomach to it's capacity and sucking in the gut to it's limit. Doing so gives you a higher concentration of blood flow throughout the body, a more serene mindset, and a buildup of chi energy that gives you higher resistance to extreme temperatures of cold. The Shaolin Training i postponed due to a spinal pain i had but i managed to jog 4 and a half miles a day for a solid week and climb down a huge hill on my hands and feet that would take most people a good 3 to 4 minutes to reach it's bottom or it's top. Training restarts on Monday bright and early at 3 30 in the morning. My training can last up to 3 hours practicing strikes, stretching, weight lifting, cardio, and more. Also im taking my CDL test in two weeks wish me blessings, and im working on my first ever mixtape. Until than i'm out until next time.

LADIES AND WOMEN, STRIPPERS AND PORNSTARS, NUNS AND NANNIES, FEAST YOUR EYES ON THE RETURN OF THE SEXIEST, MOST FAMOUS, MOST ENDOWED, WINNER OF OB'S SEXIEST MAN OF THE YEAR, WINNER OF OB'S YOUNGEST WORLD TITLE HOLDER OF ALL TIME, WINNER OF NUMBER OF FANS IN THE SHORTEST AMOUNT OF TIME, WINNER OF HAVING PATTED THE MOST WOMEN'S BEHIND IN A SINGLE INNING, THE MOST CELEBRATED ONLINE BOXING WARRIOR OF ALL TIME, HAVING GIFT WRAPPED AND PACKAGED FAMOUS SLAPS TOTALING IN THE TRILLIONS IN FREE GIVEAWAYS AND CHARITIES,

THE FAMOUS
THE INFAMOUS
THE GREAT ONE
THE STELLAR ATHLETE
THE ONE AND ONLY
THE CHARISMATIC
THE SPIRITUAL MONK
THE NO HOLDS BARRED

THE......................GREAT.................YAACOOOOOOBBBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THE FANS ERUPT IN APPLAUD THROWING SOUVENIR'S OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S PALM SLAPPING SOME OF HIS OLD OPPONENTS FACES IN THE CIRCLE SIMILAR TO THE PHOTO SHOT OF THE PRESIDENT ON A DOLLAR BILL AS MILLIONS OF DOLLARS SHOWER THEM IN THE RING. A BAND PLAYS HIS THEME SONG, "6 FOOT, 7 FOOT BY LIL WAYNE",

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tOAGY59uQ

AS PINK, MADONNA, BEYONCE, AND HALLE BERRY, TRAIL BEHIND HIM ALL FOUR HOLDING THE TAIL OF HIS ROBE ENSURING IT WOULDN'T DRAG ON THE RED CARPET ROLLED OUT BY MIKKEL. THE GRIM REAPER POPS HIS HEAD FROM HELL TO HAVE A PEEK AND THE GREAT YACOOB STOMPS ON HIS HEAD AS THEY PASS BY PISSED FROM HIM GETTING FIRE AND BRIMSTONE ON HIS BEAUTIFAL TRIBUTARY RED CARPET*

*AS HE APPROACHES THE PODIUM THE ENTIRE ARENA OF THE ONLINE BOXING COMMUNITY ERUPTS CAUSING WORLDWIDE PANDOMONIUM AS HE HOLDS HIS HAND UP TO SILENCE THE APPLAUD, "YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB, YACOOB!!!!!!!*

THE GREAT YACOOB - THE GREAT ONE THANKS ALL OF HIS LOYAL SUBJECTS FOR THROWING HIS MERCHANDISE, PANTIES (SOME CLEAN, SOME SOILED), AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE IN THE NAME OF YACOOBISM FOR THE WORSHIP AND ADORATION. IT SURE HAS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE THE GREAT YACOOB HAS CAUSED MARRIED IMPREGNATED WOMEN TO GET ABORTIONS FOR A ONE OUT OF A ZILLION CHANCE TO EVEN HAVE THE GREAT YACOOB TO GLANCE IN THEIR DIRECTION!!! NOW LISTEN! MANY SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WOULD RETURN IN THEIR PREDICTED TIME LIKE THE JEHOVA WITNESSES MANY ATTEMPTS. HOLY ASSEMBLY OF THE GREAT YACOOBS FANS GET DOWN ON BOTH KNEES, SCRUB HIS BOOTS, AND RECEIVE A SLAP FROM YACOOB TO EARN YOUR ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!! NOW IT IS NOT PROMISED THE GREAT YACOOB CAN RETURN ESPECIALLY AT THE CONDITION THE LOCKER ROOM IS IN SINCE CHOP DICK AKA CHOPPER HASN'T DONE HIS DAMN JOB AND CATERED TO THE GREAT YACOOB'S OLD SUITE, BUT HELL, JUST MAYBE, AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS JUST MAYBE IF ENOUGH PEOPLE BOW DOWN TO HIS HOLY IMAGE WILL HE WALK THE RUNWAY AND MAKE A SHOWCASE AND SPECTACLE OUT OF THESE SUMBITCHES!

HALLEUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!
YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!
BALLERINAS WITH NO UNDIES!!!!!

ALSO!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!! Everybody listen to this song on this link im posting and let it be a TRIBUTE to the exciting career of The Great Yacoob and myself. Let it be a departing gift from me to you all to be blessed and stay safe and remember the good and bad times we all had together. ALSO, READ MY OLD POSTINGS I WAS DYING LAUGHING IM A FUNNY GUY! Love you all much and be safe.

Namaste!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MbDqc3x97k

click the above link and listen to this blessing with an open heart.

I enjoyed this brief and short visit to onlineboxing after a very long absence. Being online boxings entertainer my golden days of being The Great Yacoob have now come to a close. I know this is just a video game but for me it has been a life experience and a good one at that. I've never been too good at being cordial and punctual because of my soft heart all i've ever been able to do is be who i am through the good and bad. I guess you can say i wear my heart on my sleeve. I have been practicing as a monk for 2 years now and am taking it to the next level in which I will abstain from playing video games and focus more on training in Shaolin Kung Fu, finishing writing my fictional book, and my musical album which will be releasing next year sometime. WHen everything is complete I will make sure to try and send you guys a copy if I CAN, or perhaps you can purchase online or something. I love you all very much and wish you guys the best in your lives and remember to always strive for GOD in everything you do. Life is very hard but it is truly a gift. I have been a strict vegan for the last 7 months eating raw vegetables and salad, drinking a gallon of water a day, and abstaining from all dairy, meats (including fish), starches, and just about anything that has not grown from the ground. The spiritual transformation and awakening is unimagineable something you would have to experience for yourself. Just a little update for you guys I guess since other people have shared their life's journey's i figured i would share mine. Other than that all is well and celibacy is effortless for me now after a tumultous purification process. My religion....i dont have one....but i honestly do love Christ or the energy of Christ. Love is the way to all peace and tranquility i believe and that is what i strive for everyday. So with that said i wish you all the best and goodbye until next time. I am now retired officially. I wish you all well.

I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS!!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!

by the way you guys have gotten very good at this game i have people I used to walk all over destroying me like im a noob now lol.

PEACE OUT!!!

The Great One is still here to support this family.