Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

You have heart to get in that ring and put your health and well being on the line like that. I commend any and ALL fighters who dare take fighing up as a profession. Im proud of you for sticking to your dreams and following through. Which one were you reaper? And GOLDENBOY? Im surprised to see you getting in MMA? Wow. I hope you make it to UFC or Pride but make sure you make your body into a STEEL vessel to avoid injury. Fighting is not a sport to take lightly you can get seriously injured. And reaper maybe you'll be the next boxing great but be caarrreeeefullll i cannot stress that enough. Always defend and fight smart. Good One you guys.

THE GREAT YACOOB SIGNS HIS AUTOGRAPH ON THE DOTTED LINE. DON'T WASTE THE GREAT ONE'S TIME HE HAS MANY PRESSURING ENDEAVORS. SLAP!

WELL MIKKEL THE GREAT ONE WILL TAKE THAT AS A PERSONAL INSULT THAT YOU PASS YOURSELF OFF AS SOME KIND OF GENIUS TO DOWNGRADE EVERYBODY ELSE AS INFERIOR TO YOU JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN PUT TOGETHER NINTENDO GAMES. WELL YOU DONT KNOW THE GREAT YACOOB AT ALL SO IF I WERE YOU BEFORE YOU LOSE RATINGS THAT ARE BOX OFFICE PEAKING BECAUSE OF THE GREAT ONE'S RETURN, I'D SHUT THAT TRAP, GO GRAB THE GREAT ONE A CUP OF ORANGE JUICE, AND SHINE HIS BOOTS! REDNECK ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN TOO PAL!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

THE GREAT ONE HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

REDNECK PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE FAMILY OUT HOUSE TAKE A BREATHE OF FRESH AIR AND LACE UP YOUR 2 CENT COW SKIN BOOTS, LACE UP YOUR CARDBOARD BOXING GLOVES, AND GET YOUR INBRED ASS BACK IN THE RING SO THE GREAT YACOOB CAN SLAP YOUR RED FACE FAMOUS!!! DO YOU NEED A BOX OF TISSUE TO GO WITH THAT RIVER OF TEARS MY GOD HAVE MERCY!!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!

WELL LADIES AND WOMEN WHO ELSE WOULD BRING BACK THE DEAD SAVE JESUS CHRIST AND BEHIND HIM THE GREAT YACOOB AS A DESCIPLE OF HOLINESS! ONCE AGAIN IN THIS ECONOMIC RECESSION FREE........FREE OF CHARGE, SLAPS ARE BEING ISSUED OUT UPON PROSTRATION AT THE HOLY FEET OF THE GREAT ONE OF ALL PEASANTS THAT ARE LOOKING TO FILL THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS! THATS RIGHT FOLKS, ALL IT TAKES IS ONE SIMPLE PROSTRATION BEFORE THE BOOTS OF THE GREAT YACOOB AND LEARNING THAT YOUR STATUS AS PEASANTS IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS WILL EARN YOU A SLAP FROM YACOOB WHICH BY THE HOLY POWER INVESTED IN THE PALM OF HIS HAND, WILL INSTANTLY WIRE ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!! YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!! NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER!!!!

Lol sup guys and how do you DL 3D i think it's time i let go of stubborness and embrace the beauty of change.

*Walks onto the foot of the entry ramp in Madison Square Garden with an instant eruption of fans and Yacoobaholics raving and causing a riot that police officers have to reinforce the local muscle.
The Great Yacoob is in his Monk robes a long and powerful threading of green gleaming to the awe of everybody in attendance. Women's panties are thrown in masse aimed at his face in which The Great Yacoob dodges unscathed holding back a stirring vomit in the pit of his stomach.
The Great Yacoob levitated hovering into the center of the ring landing lightly on his knee while looking down holding a pose of summoning ethereal forces. The Great Yacoob threw his arm in the air in celebration of his Great return to action. Millions of Millions of Millions of Trillions of lights flashed from cameras and eardrums burst over the hovering roar of Yacoob fans. The Great Yacoob waved his hands in the air and than expressed them to settle the energy. The energy continued for 30 minutes until every last person in attendance was satisfied.

The Great Yacoob - Thank you, thank you everybody. Truly it is blessed to once again honor you all with The Holiness of The Great One's boots with liquid lace shoestrings and his imperishable and captivating physique and appeal. Courtesy of the almighty, The Great One has suffered, prospered, and at last come to the light in which my Grandfather Yanu would truly be proud of my abilities. So without further ado, HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!! YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!! SPECIAL BLESSINGS TO RED VIPER, SERIOUS BUSINESS, THE BOSS R.I.P, DON KING PROMOTIONS, MIKKEL THE WARLORD, COUTURE, WAVY, KEN NORTON, REAPER nob lol lol noob lol lol noblet nooblet lol lol, AND MANY MORE! NAMASTE!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SORRY PEASANT THE GREAT YACOOB HOLDS THAT RECORD. Having won the WORLD TITLE OBW in under ONE MONTH SO YOUR SHORT! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!

JOB WELL DONE PEASANT BUT NEVER FORGET THAT YACOOB ISN'T THROUGH YET......HE JUST HAD A MINOR SETBACK.....BUT JOB WELL DONE.....

The Great Yacoob Accepts your challenge.

WELL WELL WELL.........

WAHAHAHHAHAH CATFISH!!!! WOOOOOOT!!!