Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

FOR THOSE WITH MENTAL TUMORS ALLOW THE GREAT ONE TO EXPLAIN.......YOU'RE THINKING TOO HARD PEASANT.......

DEMONSTRATION OF BEING SLAPPED FAMOUS
THE GREAT ONE WILL SLAP YOU ONE TIME WHICH MEANS YOU HAD THE HONOR THE PRIVELAGE THE BLESSING TO RECEIVE A PALM STRIKE TO YOUR LEFT OR RIGHT CHEEK DEPENDING ON HOW YACOOB FEELS, WHICH MAKES YOU FAMOUS TO HAVE RECEIVED THE HONOR...COMPREHEND? MEANING EVERYBODY THE WORLD OVER WILL SAY WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE YACOOB SLAPPED THE PISS OUT OF YOU......FOR EXAMPLE.......TWO BEAUTIFAL WOMEN APPROACH YOU WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING THROUGH KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE, A PART OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S DOMAIN.....

LADY FANS: MARAGON!!! AREN'T YOU MARAGON?!! YOU ARE SOOOOOO FAMOUS LIKE TOTALLY OH MY GOD!!!! I LIKE WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH SOOOO BAD!!!! WHAT'S HE LIKE?

MARAGON: WHO?
LADY FANS: WHO? THE GREAT YACOOB!!!! HE SLAPPED YOU FAMOUS MAN!!!

MARAGON: OH......RIGHT......HE'S....THE GREAT ONE......OF COURSE...
LADY FANS: DUDE! COULD WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

MARAGON: UMM....SURE HECK YEA LADIES!!
LADY FANS: YOU ARE SOOOO CUTE MARAGON!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!

DEMONSTRATION OF BEING SLAPPED NAMELESS
THAN YOU STEP IN THE RING WITH THE GREAT YACOOB ONCE MORE AND THE GREAT ONE GIVES YOU ANOTHER SLAP BUT THIS TIME.....WITH THE INTENT OF YOU BEING NAMELESS.....LET US REPLAY THAT SCENARIO ONCE MORE FOR THOSE WITH BRAIN TUMORS SUCH AS YOURSELF AND PENIS SNIFF COUTURE..........MARAGON YOU'RE FULL OF CONFIDENCE AND YOU'RE STICKING YOUR CHEST OUT AND HAVE A CONFIDENT SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND DECIDE TO GET SOME MORE ATTENTION BY STROLLING THROUGH A MALL HAVING BEEN SLAPPED AGAIN BUT IT NOT REGISTERING THAT YOU'RE NOW A NOBODY....

*MARAGON WALKS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FOOD COURT AT A MALL AND SHOUTS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS FOR EVERYBODY TO HEAR*

MARAGON: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!

*EVERYBODY IN THE MALL STOPS AND LOOKS AT HIM BLANKLY*

MARAGON: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION! AS YOU KNOW I'M MARAGON WHO SUFFERED A LOSS AT THE HANDS OF YACOOB SO FOR ALL OF YOU, WHICH I'M SURE IS ALL OF YOU, WHO WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH PLEASE STAND IN A SINGLE FILE LINE AS I TAKE MY PLACE AT THE TABLE WHERE I'M STANDING! I'VE BROUGHT PLENTY OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF MYSELF AND HAVE PLENTY OF MARKERS FULL OF INK! SO LET'S GET STARTED!

*EVERYBODY GOES BACK TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING AS IF MARAGON DIDN'T SAY A DAMN THING!!!!!!*

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!

ANYMORE ABSURD QUESTIONS?

LADIES AND WOMEN, PEASANTS AND COW HERDERS, BEGGARS AND BUMS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD YOU'RE STAR OF ONLINE BOXING HAS RETURNED TO ONCE AGAIN ADD SOME ENTERTAINMENT TO THIS LIFELESS COMMUNITY OF ROBOTIC SPUTNICKS THE GREATEST ONLINE BOXING MEMBER OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GREAT YACOOB!!!!!!!

MMMMMMMMMMMM BOY!!!! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE YACOOB FLAKES, THE YACOOBIO'S, AND THE LEFT PALM OF THE GREAT ONE AS HE SLAPS PEOPLE FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!! SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLLING HEADS OFF THE HINGES AS HE DEPOSITS ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN THE JAW BONE OF THOSE WHO RECEIVE HIS PAINFUL BLESSING OH YES INDEED THE GREAT ONE HAS RETURNED!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

LOL

BARACK OBAMA HAS THE GREAT YACOOBS VOTE FOR THAT REMAKE

Ok cool John it seems we don't have enough participants, Dick E Boon The Great Yacoob Incorporated is sorry to inform you because of the impairments in your boxing equipment we must exclude you from the competition. Hopefully, with some help you can have a technician PATCH YA RIGHT UP, and we can see MR. DICK in the ring.

John, if we cannot get enough fighters in the slots than I would like to Promote an Ultimate Event where hopefully we can get people to show up and see a best out of 3 competition between you and a qualified opponent.

BUUUUUUTTT it would be nice to get some of YOU AVAILABLE HEAVY HITTERS TO JOIN THE TOURNAMENT!

Warm Regaurds,
The Great One

OF COURSE JOHN YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT LOL DONT BE SILLY

AND AS FAR AS MY SIGNATURE, IN RESPONSE TO MIKKEL, THE GREAT YACOOB CAN'T HELP IT THAT HE'S A GENUINE WRITER THAT HAS EXCEPTIONAL WRITING ABILITY WHAT CAN HE SAY?

BUT CAN WE PLEASE LIMIT THE POSTS TO THOSE WHO ARE INTERESTED IN PARTICIPATING IN THE PAY PER VIEW PLEASE?

THANKS

AFTER A YEAR LONG ABSENCE THE GREAT YACOOB COULDN'T RESIST ENJOYING ALL THE ACTION HAVING NOT ONCE AGAIN LACED UP THE BOOTS, STRAPPED ON THE GLOVES, PUTTING ON FRESH NEW ATTIRE, BREATHING IN THE FRESHNESS OF THE CLEAN ARENA AIR, AND HEARING THE GREAT ONE'S NAME IN THE STADIUM AS HE WALKS TO THE RING THROUGH THE ROPES AND RAISES HIS ARMS IN GREETING TO HIS TRILLIONS OF FANS!

ONE OF THE MOST CHARISMATIC AND ENTERTAINING FIGHTERS OF MY TIME THE GREAT YACOOB SEEKS TO FURTHER EXPAND ON HIS BIOGRAPHY AS NOBODY HAS HAD A MORE INTERESTING AND EXHILIRATING IMPACT ON THIS SPORT THAN THE GREAT YACOOB. HATE ME OR LOVE ME YOU CANNOT DENY THE CONTRIBUTIONS I, THE GREAT YACOOB, HAVE GIVEN TO THIS SPORT! WHAT IS A SPORT WITHOUT PERSONALITY OR A COLORUFL BANG OF EXCITMENT?!! WHO WANTS TO LOOK AT A COUPLE OF BUMS PUNCHING EACH OTHER 12 ROUNDS STRAIGHT WITHOUT HYPING UP TO THE FIGHT WITH SMACK TALK, INTERVIEWS, AND PRESS CONFERENCES!

LISTEN LADIES AND WOMEN! THE GREAT YACOOB IS PROMOTING A PAY PER VIEW EVENT FOR ALL WHO WOULD LIKE TO PARTICIPATE. IT WILL BE SPONSORED BY THE GREAT YACOOB HIMSELF AND WILL FEATURE A SERIES OF BOUTS WITH CERTAIN STIPULATIONS TO AWARD THE VICTOR OF THE MATCHUP.

THE GREAT YACOOB IS REQUESTING ALL WHO WISH TO PARTICPATE TO ENROLL THEMSELVES IN ONE OF THE EVENTS. THE MAIN EVENT WILL HAVE TO BE SIGNED BY A CONTRACT AND AGREED BY BOTH PARTIES.

JOHN SINCE YOU ARE THE CURRENT OBF CHAMPION THE GREAT ONE IS ASKING YOU TO PUT YOUR SKILLS TO THE TEST AND TAKE A CHALLENGE FROM ONE OF THE TOP 15 COMPETITORS IN THE RANKINGS. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIGN THE DOTTED LINE AND THE EVENT WILL BE OFFICIAL. ONCE ALL THE SLOTS ARE FILLED WE CAN BEGIN TO CONDUCT THE PAY PER VIEW.

THE GREAT YACOOB PRESENTS - SLAP ME FAMOUS PAY PER VIEW EVENT

MATCHUP 1 - TOURNAMENT BOUT - FIRST TO 2 WINS
THE GREAT YACOOB VS. CONTESTANT 2
CONTESTANT 3 VS. CONTESTANT 4
CONTESTANT 5 VS. CONTESTANT 6
CONTESTANT 7 VS. CONTESTANT 8
CONTESTANT 9 VS. CONTESTANT 10

SEMI FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT

FINAL
CONTESTANT VS. CONTESTANT

MAIN EVENT - TITLE MATCHUP
CONTESTANT 1 VS. CONTESTANT 2

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

DON'T WORRY CAPTAIN AMERICA IT'S THE SYPHILLIS TALKING.....

AS FOR YOUR TOP 10 OF NOVEMBER 2009 THE GREAT ONE WILL LIST IT AS FOLLOWS

1. THE GREAT YACOOB
2. THE GREAT YACOOB
3. THE GREAT YACOOB
4. THE GREAT YACOOB
5. THE GREAT YACOOB
6. THE GREAT YACOOB
7. THE GREAT YACOOB
8. THE GREAT YACOOB
9. THE GREAT YACOOB
10. THE GREAT YACOOB

HALLEUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!! ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!

100 VIEWS IN A LITTLE MORE THAN A DAY!!!

THE GREAT YACOOB LOVES IT!!!

YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!! ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!! ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!! ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!! ALL WORDS ARE FINAL!!!!

YOU HAVE THE GREAT YACOOB's VOTE. AND THIS VOTE COUNTS AS 100

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS RETURNED!!

this thread is closed.....................this isn't even worth The Great One's time.

ok im done this is fun pissing red viper off he gets so emotional everytime i come back!
LMMFAO!!!!!

now why would he get so pissed everytime Yacoob logged in? Because he's jealous!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As always Yacoob always remains on top of online boxing!
jajajjaajajajajjajjajajajajjjajjaj!

And how dare you talk about serious business Red
me and him used to have a field day talking about you day in and day out

We actually made red viper cry one time it was a riot! he actually typed
Boo Hoo!!
LMFAO!

COOB COOB COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB!!!! LMFAO'

Red Viper is an official.............YACOOBAHOLIC!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!