Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

And he talks about my paragraphs?!!!!
AT LEAST MINE WERE FUNNY!!
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD Red Viper LMFAO

WILL YOU GO SLITHER UP SOMEBODY ELSES ASS YOU BIG RED BITCH

I COULD CARE LESS ABOUT WHAT YOU HOPE AND PRAY AND WISH HAPPENS TO YACOOBS FUTURE BUT YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT WON'T HAPPEN

YOUR EYES ARE MESSED UP BECAUSE YOU CAN'T IDENTIFY BETWEEN A HARD COCK AND A JUICY VAGINA
WE ALL KNOW WHICH OF THE TWO YOU ALWAYS CHOOSE

EVER HEARD OF THE TERM A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS?

OF COURSE BECAUSE IN THE FIRST YEAR YOU ENTERED ONLINE BOXING YACOOB WAS WHIPPIN THAT ASS FROM HERE TO THE SNAKE PIT YOU WERE BORN OUT OF WITH YOUR COUSINS AUNTIES BROTHERS NIECES AND NEPHEWS

MOVING ON TO SNAKE SKIN BOOTS
I KNOW SOME OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS THAT I WORE PURPOSELY TO SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR BIG RED ASS WHENEVER YOU DECIDED TO ACT LIKE A PYTHON PIECE OF PUSSY

AS FOR YOUR ONLINE BOXING ACHIEVEMENTS? SOMEBODY SEND THIS GUY A PLASTIC TROPHY OF HIS CHARACTER DUCKING DOWN BY SOMEBODYS SCROTUM SO HE CAN SHUT THE HELL UP BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY IF I HAVE TO READ ANOTHER ONLINE BOXING THREAD OF HIM GIVING ONLINE BOXING STATISTICS AND ANALYSIS IM GOING TO GO DIAL TO HILL BILLY HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN, TELL HIM TO GRAB HIS SHOTGUN, AND BLOW THIS BASTARD DEAD SO HE CAN BE TURNED INTO ROASTED RED SNAKE BACON

YOU TALK ABOUT YOU ENDED YACOOBS CAREER? HAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! NO WAY YACOOB DECIDED TO WALK AWAY BECAUSE HE GOT BORED!

AS FOR THE DR. PHIL STATEMENTS ABOUT ONLINE BOXING HOSPITALITY OF TREATING ONE'S FELLOW MAN AS ONE WOULD TREAT HIMSELF
AND WHEN ONE'S FELLOW MAN GIVES HIM A BLOWJOB TO POLITELY GIVE HIM ONE BACK
NO THANKS

THIS IS ONLINE BOXING WHERE WE TALK TRASH, PUNCH PEOPLE IN THE FACE, TALK ABOUT THEM UNTIL THEY BREAK THEIR KEYBOARDS AND WHEN YOUR OUT PLAYING ON THE PLAYGROUND WITH YOUR LITTLE DORK FRIENDS JAMIE AND JORDAN YACOOB'S TAPPING YOUR MAMA'S ASS LIKE A TAMBOURINE MAKING HER HOWL

COOB COOB COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBB!!!!
LMFAO

AND THE RED HAIR HAD A LOT OF GIRLS ON YACOOBS BALLS
DENNIS RODMAN HAS A HOT ASS WIFE AND HAS SLEPT WITH MORE WOMEN THAN THE TIMES YOU'VE EVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO SEE A WOMAN NAKED ONLINE
LMFAO!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!

OH AND ALL THIS TALK ABOUT BEING A BUST
GO BUST A NUT ON YOUR UPPER LIP YOU BIG RED RETARD

I read your little post about im one of the biggest losers or wall of shame or something in OB history but let me tell you something you little dirty cunt Yacoob was the BEST DAMN ONLINE BOXING SPORTS ENTERTAINER TO GRACE THIS SPORT
WHEN ONLINE BOXING WAS FALLING APART YACOOB's SO CALLED POEMS AS YOU CALLED THEM had people laughing so hard they were pissing their pants and actually brought people back to online boxing

Don't forget it was because of you and Couture AKA COUWHORE that i began the whole Yacoob gimmick for fun and i NEVER took this game as seriously as you did you running down Online Boxing statistics and OB History
WTF?

YES I DID have a temper problem when i used to play this game but after a while i shrugged it off because i always hated losing in boxing games

But as far as your little run down lets talk about you

Your Gay red cock boy viper and always WILL BE GAY RED COCK BOY VIPER
NOBODY LIKES YOU
Your boring and still a virgin well into your late thirties
You have this ducking boxing style where you spend most of your fights sniffing your opponents balls
If I had a dollar for everytime you got pissed off when somebody made fun of you I'd be a millionaire oops....i forgot i AM A MILLIONAIRE SLAP!!!!!!

Ask anybody that knew me if they didn't laugh all the posts i made you little asshole lmfao
I was entertainment and i did it for a reason
i had people reciting my quotes like the national anthem they used to do in public schools

My posts and threads are actually talented creative writing if you used that big bald egg head of yours i am very multi talented unlike you
the usual paper pushing dickhead spending his life in an office typing on microsoft word

I am a talented music producer, gifted in creative writing, a great actor, a hell of a scriptwriter, im very good at editing film, im working on a book as we speak, im a hell of a songwriter, im studying the piano.
dont be mad because im twenty times more gifted than you
and you have nothing to offer this life but creating posts about dumb statistics

Red Viper Says:
WHO ARE THE TOP TEN FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME
Im a big dickhead and i'm here to tell you all my whole life is memorizing the entrance and retirement dates of other online boxing fighters as well as their winning to losing ratio

My winning ratio is around 98.99 percent of getting no pussy ever in my entire life
I drink egg nog every morning to strengthen my fingers to beat my small pencil dick and play online boxing sun up to sun down
And did it ever occur to you why i call myself red viper?
Because im as poisonous to other men because of my raping tendencies

shut the hell up you infected anus
I brought a new style to online boxing and you've been jealous of it ever since i graced this sport

And i dont give a damn you beat me so many times in this game you idiot i was busy getting laid and working and doing so many other things im not even thinking about this game anymore i actually got bored but i still see your on here talking smack about me and other people

watch your mouth next time you talk about me LMFAO

so do yourself a favor and keep bending over and ducking down because you always be ONLINE BOXINGS COCK BOY RED VIPER

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And i wasn't a 14 time champion
I was a 15 time Champion in four years you Big Red Menstrual Cycle

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.....for absolutely no reason
that doesn't mean im back
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The English Roughman

The Tea Kettle

The British Native

The Brit From The Pit

Iron Hand

The Cannon Man

The Body Dropper

The English Right Hook Josh

The Perfectionist Josh

The Number 1 Contender

The Ring Master

The Submission Savage

The Stallion Batallion

The Caged Animal

The Rage Of Pain

creating things is my specialty

LMFAO

what about

1. Josh Goliath Golden
Golden Goliath Josh

2. The Fluid Fox

3. The Bossanova Josh

4. Fist Of Pavement

5. The Hazardous Monk

5. The Yokestar Josh

6. Vitamin J Josh

7. The Decapitator

8. The Blackout

9. The English Stud

10. The High Tide

There ya go
stroke of genius

Im submitting my application

IM IN!!!!

Im studying for my CDL (commercial drivers license)
studying Piano and music composition from my father
im a genius songwriter and producer
im also studying scriptwriting, working on putting together a routine standup comedy gig, Edit and Post Production, Working on writing a ficitional novel, aspiring to have an acting career and i think thats about it

i would also like to be involved in video production like music videos and such

i want in! I want another shot at glory again and become a 10 time OBA champion of the world

IT JUST FEELS THAT DAMN GOOD TO HAVE HELD THE OBA GOLD 9 TIMES HAVING LOST IT BUT REGAINED IT EVERY SINGLE REMATCH. THEY SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WOULD NEVER HOLD THE GOLD AGAIN, THEY SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WAS WASHED UP THEY SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WAS A LOSER BUT THE GREAT YACOOB PROVED THEM WRONG!! HE CAME BACK AND DOMINATED THE OBA DIVISION FOR ALMOST AN ENTIRE WEEK BEFORE LOSING IT TO A SKILLED FIGHTER THE CONTENDER. IF YOU THINK THAT THE GREAT YACOOB WILL STOP THERE YOUR WRONG! THE GREAT YACOOB AIMS TO BECOME A GRAND SLAM CHAMPION AND ACHIEVE THE OBC, OBF, AND EUROPEAN TITLE TO HAVE HELD EVERY TITLE IN THE ONLINE BOXING BUSINESS!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry

Count The Great Yacoob In

LMMFAO!! CATFISH THAT WAS A GREAT STORY YOU SHOULD WRITE MORE

AS YOU KNOW IM A GREAT WRITER MYSELF OTHERWISE I'D NEVER COMPOSE THE MOST CLASSIC STORIES ON ONLINE BOXING.

GREAT STORY MAN I WAS CRACKING UP

AND I WISH THEY SOLD ROOTBEER AT MCDONALDS IN ATLANTA WHERE IM AT

AMERICA SUCKS!!

LMFAO @ Catfish

so what about the tournament?
wats the word?