Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! FATNY!

SMALL LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!

OH BOY RED YOUR SUCH A FUNNY GUY!!!!!!

LET YACOOB DO AN IMPRESSION OF YOU IT'S JUST SO FUNNY THE GREAT ONE JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING HIS GUT OUT!!!!

RED VIPER: YOU KNOW WHAT YACOOB YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE. MATTER OF FACT YOUR AN INFECTED ASSHOLE. YOUR SO PATHETIC BECAUSE YOU PISS ME OFF SO MUCH TO THE POINT I PUNCH THE WALLS AT HOME UNTIL MY KNUCKLES BLEED. SOMETIMES AS I PUNCH THE WALLS I IMAGINE THAT THOSE WALLS ARE YOUR FACE YOU STUPID IDIOT. SO I SUCK HUH? WELL LETS NOT COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I PAWNED YOU IN THE HUNDREDS OF FIGHTS WE'VE HAD. I'VE BEATEN YOU LIKE 85 PERCENT OF THE TIMES AND THE WIN TO LOSE RATIO PERCENTAGES ARE PIE R SQUARE AND THE RADIUS OF THE JUDGES SCORECARDS EQUAL TO ABOUT ONE BILLIONTH OF THE ROOT OF THE COMMON DENOMINATOR OF WINS I'VE HAD OVER YOU SO WHOSE THE ROODY POO NOW YACOOB? LET'S JUST IMAGINE YOU DECIDED TO STROLL INTO MY NEIGHBORHOOD.....WHAT WOULD I DO TO YOU? I'D FUCKING MURDER YOU IN COLD BLOOD. I'D SHOVE SHARP METALLIC OBJECTS INTO YOUR SIDES BECAUSE I'M THAT PSYCHO YACOOB AND YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO YOUR MESSING WITH. IM RED MOLESTATION VIPER!!!!! YOU STUPID PUNK ASS. WHY DON'T YOU WALK THE WALL OF SHAME LIKE SPIDERMAN? BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW THE PINK PANTHER OWNS SPIDERMAN ANYDAY JUST LIKE I OWN YOU. AND IF YOU KEEP UP WITH YOUR COMIC BOOKS IN THE 17TH ISSUE OF THE AVENGERS THE BLUE RAVEN'S TELEKINISIS ABILITY COMPLETELY DECIMATED THE ROCK MAN'S EARTHQUAKE AND THAT IS A PERFECT RED PICTURE I'VE PAINTED OF HOW I DOMINATE YOU IN ONLINE BOXING YACOOB. YOU SUCK. AND I HATE YOUR GUTS. SO IM GOING TO GO CRY NOW BECAUSE IM SO PISSED AND I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED. BRB

LMMFRMVAO!!!!!!!!!!!
MEANS LAUGHING MY MOTHER FUCKING RED MOLESTATION VIPER ASS OFF

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black bear go back to the forest and go see mogleey from the Jungle Book asshole

YOU DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GOING TO GET RID OF THE GREAT YACOOB THAT EASY DID YOU?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

RED VIPER IS SUCH A PUSSY

EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AT RED VIPER

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!

i'll miss you too Red Viper and Edder

Keep your dicks in your pants until everybody's cleared out of the room to get it on ok?

OK GUYS
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN FOR THE GREAT YACOOB TO GO AWAY BUT THIS TIME ITS PERMANENT

ITS NOT BECAUSE OF LOSING FIGHTS BECAUSE HELL THE GREAT YACOOB HAS LOST HUNDREDS OF FIGHTS AND HAS WON HUNDREDS

ITS NOT BECAUSE OF CHOPDICK OR GAY RED COCK BOY PEDOFILE VIPER

NOR EVEN BECAUSE OF ANYBODY

ITS JUST TIME FOR THE GREAT YACOOB TO MOVE ON AND LET THIS NEW GENERATION OF SUMBITCHES CARRY THE TORCH

LOOK AT WHOSE GONE
LABRATORY, UNSTOPPABLE, SERIOUS BUSINESS, COUTURE, MAB (MARCOS A BARRERA) FERNANDO VARGAS, FLOOBIE, KEN NORTON, USA, DON KING PROMOTIONS HAS EVEN DISSAPEARED FOR LONG LENGHTS OF TIME, HERE TO FIGHT, LARRY HOLMES, FLASH, MIKE TYSON, SUGAR RAY, CYNIC, YOUNGSTAH, TOO SMOOTH, THE BOSS R.I.P., TYRANT, THE LUNATIC, YE MAN, OLD STILE, BOXA, MAULER, PIECED UP, LAZCANO, MARVIN HAGLER, MUHAMMED ALI, ZAB JUDAH, RON ARTEST, TINYMAN, FATNY, RICK JAMES, JERMAIN TAYLOR, CATFISH, LABOWSKI AND COUNTLESS OTHERS THAT ARE GONE THAT MADE ONLINE BOXING A TRULY ENJOYABLE SPORT AND GAME EXPERIENCE

ALL THE OLD SCHOOL IS GONE AND WE NOW HAVE A BUNCH OF SORRY ASS LOSERS THAT CAME IN AND BASICALLY RUINED ONLINE BOXING WITH LAG, FREEZE FIGHTS, MOLESTATION, AND OVERNIGHT MALE TO MALE SLEEPOVERS SUCH AS

CHOPPER, REAPER, RED VIPER, THE GREEN MONSTER, XTREME SKILLS, TRPCHE, AND TOO MANY OTHERS TO NAME ITS JUST DISGUSTING

SO LIKE ALL THE GREATS OF MY TIME THE GREAT YACOOB FINALLY HANGS UP THE GLOVES AFTER A FANTASTIC FOUR YEAR CAREER

BUT YACOOB HAD TO GO OUT WITH A BANG AND SHUT DOWN CHOPPER AND RED VIPER AND EDDER AND ALL THESE OTHER GREMLINS TO SHOW THEM THAT THEY ARE ALL ONE BIG HUGE GIGANTIC GODZILLA PILE OF SHIT AND THAT THEY'LL NEVER LIVE UP TO THE NAMES YACOOB NAMED

THOSE WERE THE DAYS AND THE GREAT YACOOB WAS PART OF THOSE DAYS AND IS A HALL OF FAME LEGEND

JUST LOOK AT THE STORY YACOOB POSTED IN HIS SIG THAT'LL EXPLAIN ENOUGH
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

GOODBYE ALL!!!!!!

AS YOU CAN SEE YOUR RATING SO FAR HAS BEEN REDUCED DOWN TO 0 WHICH THE GREAT YACOOB DIDN'T EVEN COUNT AS A POINT SO WOW

FLAMING

IS YOUR OFFICIAL RATING CHOPPER
CONGRDULATIONS ON BEING THE GAYEST ONLINE BOXING FIGHTER ALIVE

LMMFAO@AFRICAN ASSASIN
EXCHANGING BODILY FLUIDS WITH HOT SOMALI, KENYAN, AND ETHIOPIAN HOES
ROFL
NOW THAT'S TRUE PIMPIN!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH AFRICAN ASSASIN AND THE GREAT YACOOB HAVE SPOKEN!!!!

WHAT A STORY KING CHOPPER
WHAT A STORY

IF YACOOB WAS AN IDIOT HE WOULD OF ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED TWIN BROTHER OF THE GREAT YACOOB BUT NOT EVEN YOU DESERVE THAT HONOR

LETS NOT FORGET THAT A JANITOR SUCH AS YOURSELF DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE LUXURY OF KNOWING THE FEELING OF WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO SIT DOWN FOR 2 MINUTES AND TAKE A HEALTHY SHIT. INSTEAD YOU GOT SOOO MUCH TO CLEAN UP YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE TIME SO INSTEAD YOU PUT ON YOUR CUTE LITTLE HUGGIES PULL UP DIAPERS AND SHIT AND PISS ON YOURSELF THROUGHOUT THE DAY IN ORDER TO MEET THE DAY'S AGENDA. LMMFAO!

WOW THE GREAT YACOOB ADMIRES YOUR ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO ONCE AGAIN TELL YOUR GAY STORIES ABOUT YACOOB BEING NAKED, AND HOW MUCH YOU THINK HE'S UGLY WHEN YOU REALLY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ME OBVIOUSLY WHO THE HELL WOULD EVEN GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE TO STICK A MOP UP ANOTHER MAN'S ASS RIGHT? HAHHAH!! I MEAN COME ON GUYS....ASK YOURSELVES THIS QUESTION.....DOES IT MAKE YOU A STRAIGHT MAN IF YOU GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF STARING AT A MAN'S ASS CRACK TO AIM AND SHOVE A MOP UP THEIR ANUS?????

SO FAR CHOPPER YOUR HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES ARE SHOWING LIKE THE PUZZLE ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE. AND IM TELLING YOU IF YOU WERE ON THAT SHOW MOST LIKELY YOU WOULD WIN ESPECIALLY IF THE TOPIC HAD TO DO WITH

TASTE THE RAINBOW!

LMAO

YOU BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN SUMBITCH TELLING A LONG STORY ONCE AGAIN ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S BODY, FACE, AND GENITAL PARTS.

YOU ARE SIMPLY A DIGUSTING PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO

NOW YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES FOR YOUR LONG TALE OF YOUR SEXUAL FANTASIES FOR THE GREAT YACOOB

YACOOB WANTS EVERYBODY WITH A GOOD HEAD ON THEIR SHOULDERS WHO LOVES WOMEN AND NOT MEN TO GIVE CHOPPER A HOMOSEXUAL RATING

IF YOU THINK KING CHOPPER ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN
TEN BEING CONSIDERED WHOA BOY YOUR GAY IN THE OPEN!!!!!!!

GIVE HIM A TEN

AND ONE BEING THE LOWEST LETS CONSIDER ONE BEING
WHOA BOY YOUR GAY BUT IN THE CLOSET!!!!!

SO 1 - 10
ONE BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY BUT IN THE CLOSET
TEN BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY IN THE OPEN

DON'T BE WORRY CHOPPER WHATEVER THE RATINGS ARE FOR YOU HOPEFULLY YOU'LL FINALLY STOP LYING ABOUT YOU HAVING A DAUGHTER AND CONFESS THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE STACK OF PORN TAPES IN YOUR BEDROOM AND A BIG POSTER OF THE GREAT YACOOB YOU PROBABLY WISH WOULD GRANT YOU AN OPPORTUNITY TO SLEEP WITH HIM

BUT GUESS WHAT?

ACCESS DENIED!!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES AND IF YOU GIVE CHOPPER HIS HOMOSEXUAL RATING BETWEEN ONE TO TEN
ONE BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY OUT IN THE OPEN
AND TEN BEING WHOA BOY YOUR GAY IN THE CLOSET

YOU WILL RECEIVE A FREE WHOOP CHOPPER'S ASS MEMBERSHIP PASS VALID FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR OF CALLING HIM TO TAKE A SMALL BREAK FROM HIS JANITOR DUTIES TO WHIP HIS ASS

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
KNOW YOUR PLACE CHOPPER KNOW YOUR PLACE IN THE PRESENCE OF GREATNESS

CHOPPER AKA THE JANITOR WITH A HUGGIES PULL UP DIAPER SO HE CAN SHIT AND PISS ON HIMSELF TO KEEP UP WITH THE DAYS AGENDA

WELL THE GREAT YACOOB NEVER THOUGHT THE TIME WOULD APPROACH WHEN HIS APPRENTICE WOULD TRY TO TURN HIS BACK ON HIS PEROSONAL AMERICAN IDOL THE GREAT YACOOB

YACOOB REMEMBERS WHEN YOU CHOPPER FIRST CAME HERE TO THE ONLINE BOXING SPORTS ARENA AND WERE AMAZED AT ALL THESE ATHLETES PUTTING ON THE GLOVES AND GREASING UP THEIR FACES AND TIGHTENING THE BOOTS AS YOU LOOKED ON AT PROFESSIONALS WHILE YOU WERE THE ONLINE BOXING JANITOR
DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE

YOU WERE HANGING UP THE GLOVES, CLEANING OUT THE LOCKERS, SCRUBBING TOILETS WITH YOUR OWN TOOTHBRUSH, PAINTING THE WALLS, SWEEPING THE FLOORS, MOPPING THE FLOORS, AND YACOOB EVEN NOTICED YOU TURNED AN EMPTY PICKLE JAR INTO A BIG TIP JAR SO YOU COULD MAKE A COUPLE OF EXTRA DOLLARS TO FEED YOUR FAMILY OF 15.

THE GREAT YACOOB HAD PITY ON YOU AND SAW THAT YOU WORKED HARD EVERYDAY AND EVEN NOTICED YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF IN SHAPE. SO...
THE GREAT ONE DECIDED TO TAKE YOU UNDER HIS WING SO INSTEAD OF YOU DOING THE MOPPING, SWEEPING, SCRUBBING, PAINTING, AND LUBING YOUR ASS CRACK FOR A SMOOTH ENTRANCE

THE GREAT YACOOB HAD YOU POLISHING HIS TROPHIES, SHINING HIS BOOTS, OIL HIS STAIRCASE, IRON HIS SHIRTS, MOW HIS LAWN, HELL THE GREAT YACOOB EVEN GAVE YOU MEMBERSHIP INTO BECOMING AN ATHLETE.

SO BY THE TIME THE YEARS WENT BY AND YOU POLISHED, SCRUBBED, LICKED, SUCKED, PROSTITUTED, CASTRATED, AND DRAGGED YOUR CHOPPED DICK CARCASSE INTO THIS SPORT YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO PORTRAY THIS CHEAP LOONEY TUNE IMAGE OF ALL HAIL KING CHOPPER

YOU'RE LIKE A DEFORMED ABORTION BABY ESCAPEE THAT FOUND A WAY INTO HUMAN SOCIETY TO TRY AND COPY SOMETHING WORTHWHILE TO MAKE YOURSELF LOOK AS LESS OF A ROACH AS YOU ALREADY DO

SO NOW AFTER THAT BRIEF REMINDER OF YOUR PAST LETS ADDRESS THE PRESENT AND THAN WE'LL MOVE ONTO YOUR FUTURE

IN THE PRESENT THE GREAT YACOOB WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF SLAPPING RED VIPER'S PUNK ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS UNTIL YOU STARTED MAKING NICKEL'S WORTH COMMENTS ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S LOOKS.

BAD IDEA
NUMBER ONE YOU SAID THE GREAT YACOOB WAS UGLY
NUMBER TWO YOU SAID THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKED LIKE DENNIS RODMAN
NUMBER THREE YOU TALKED ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S LIPS
AND NUMBER FOUR YOU DARE HAD THE AUDACITY TO SAY THE GREAT YACOOB HAD A FACIAL PROBLEM

SO SINCE YOU WANT TO MAKE COMMENTS LET THE GREAT YACOOB START MAKING SOME COMMENTS ABOUT YOU

NUMBER ONE - YOU SON OF A BITCH THE GREAT YACOOB WAS YOUR SHINY INSPIRATION TO EVEN MAKE THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT TRYING TO MAKE YOURSELF A TRADEMARK NAME IN ONLINEBOXING WITH A WEAK AND POOR BETRAYAL OF SOME STUPID LINE LIKE

ALL HAILL KING CHOPPER!!!! WHAT KIND OF PATHETIC SHIT IS THIS?
IT'S LIKE TRYING TO HAVE A COMPETITION BETWEEN A DOLLAR MENU CHEESEBURGER AT MCDONALDS AGAINST A PRESIDENTIAL T BONE STEAK DINNER AT THE WHITE HOUSE

NUMBER TWO - YOU DAMN JANITOR BOXER. NOT ONCE HAS THE GREAT YACOOB EVER HEARD ANYBODY YELLING YOUR QUOTES SAYING, "WOW CHOPPER YOUR QUOTES ARE GREAT AND WE JUST LOVE THE WAY YOU MAKE US LAUGH AND ENTERTAIN US AND AND AND AND AND..." FLUSH THAT DREAM OF ANYBODY SAYING YOU'RE EVEN WORTH HAVING THE HONORS OF BEING A SINGLE PIECE OF TOILET PAPER TO WIPE THEIR ASS

NUMBER THREE - THE GREAT YACOOB IS VERY VERY HANDSOME AND SEXY. NOT ONCE HAS ANOTHER MAN BEEN SO HELL BENT ON CALLING ANOTHER MAN UGLY TO THE POINT YOU TRY TO POINT OUT EVERY LITTLE PIECE OF YACOOB'S FACE WHICH MEANS YOUR LOOKING AT THE GREAT ONE'S FACE A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH SO SINCE YOUR TALKING ABOUT GAY WEBSITES THE GREAT YACOOB HAS ONE FOR YOU. HELL EVEN WITH A BIT OF AN ADVERTISEMENT IT'LL PAY YOUR BILLS IF YOU CONSIDER THIS

THE CHOPPER COMMERCIAL COMPLIMENTS OF THE GREAT YACOOB

CHOPPER: HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO A 30 SECOND PROMOTION OF MY NEW WEBSITE FOR MALES ONLY. AND YES I SAID MALES ONLY CONSIDERING MEN ARE THE ONLY THING THAT REALLY TURN ME ON. IN FACT I EVEN HAVE A DAUGHTER THAT SLID OUT OF THE ANUS OF A MAN I IMPREGNATED BUT THATS ANOTHER STORY.
THIS WEBSITE IS FOR ATTRACTIVE MEN ONLY BECAUSE I LIKE ATTRACTIVE MEN BUT THEY JUST DON'T LIKE ME. SO IN ORDER TO GET FIRED UP BEFORE A FIGHT I NEED TO GET SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED BY YOU POSTING YOUR FACE ON THE WEBSITE SO I CAN GET MAD THAT I CAN'T HAVE SOME BED TIME WITH YOU AND BEGIN TO MAKE FUN OF YOU BEFORE MY FIGHT TO HOPEFULLY KEEP MY SEXUAL URGES FOR MY OPPONENT OUT OF MY MIND TO HELP ME FOCUS.
SO FAR I HAVEN'T HAD ANY VISITORS BUT THERE IS ONE GUY THAT DID THE TRICK FOR ME AND THAT WAS THE GREAT YACOOB. HE WAS SO DAMN FINE THAT I HAD TO LIE TO MYSELF THAT HE WAS UGLY SO I COULD USE THAT TO MOLEST RED VIPER IN THE RING WHEN WE HAD OUR LITTLE SKIRMISH.
SO PLEASE VISIT MY WEBSITE
STAREATYOURHANDSOME FACE BECAUSE YOUR SEXY BUT I CANT SLEEP WITH YOU SO IT MAKES ME MAD AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED TO ONLY THAN CALL YOU UGLY DOT COM.

AGAIN ALL TOGETHER THAT IS

STARE AT YOUR HANDSOMEFACEBECAUSEYOURSEXYBUTICANTSLEEPWITHYOUSOITMAKESMEMADANDSEXUALLYFRUSTRATEDTOONLYTHANCALLYOUUGLY.COM

MOVING ONTO YOUR FUTURE CHOPPED DICKHEAD

NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED YOUR LESSON THAT YOU CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THE GREAT YACOOB IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GO TO THAT CLOSET OF YOUR'S AND PULL OUT THAT OLD UNIFORM YACOOB RELIEVED YOU OF SO MANY YEARS AGO. THATS RIGHT CHOPPER
THAT GOOD OLD FASHIONED JANITOR UNIFORM AND IF YOU LOOK IN THE BACK YACOOB LEFT YOU SOME MR. CLEAN, A FRESH BROOM AND DUSTPAN, AND EVEN SOME WINDEX SO THAT THE ONLINE BOXING GYM WILL BE SPOTLESS CLEAN AGAIN

OH YEA AND YACOOB WON'T BE SLAPPING YOU FOR A MILLION DOLLARS THIS TIME BECAUSE YOU HAVE A JOB NOW

ONLINE BOXINGS JANITOR

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CELEBRATE EVERYBODY AND BREAK OUT THE TAQUILA

OUR ONLINE BOXING JANITOR CHOPPER HAS RETURNED

ALL HAIL KINGCHOPPER

KING OF A ROUTINE CLEANUP OF THE ONLINE BOXING LOCKER ROOM

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

YACOOB LOVES IT!!!!

WELL LADIES AND WOMEN IT'S IN THE BOOKS

THE GREAT YACOOB PREVAILS AGAIN AND IS STILL FAMOUS, STILL A MULTI TRILLIONAIRE, AND STILL THAT DAMN SEXY

lmao thanks fatny
FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME RED VIPER IS A LUNATIC
LMMFAO!
OWNAGE

RED VIPER YOU NEED TO GET LAID BUDDY

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

NEXT!!!!!

YOU CAN'T READ???
OH YACOOB APOLOGIZES LET THE GREAT ONE GIVE YOU A SHORT SYNOPSIS ABOUT THIS WONDERFUL STORY

ITS ABOUT YOU, YOUR BOYFRIEND CHOPPER, YOUR BOYFRIEND VIPER, AND YOUR METAL BOYFRIEND JIGSAW

IT INVOLVES HOW YOU GUYS WERE RAPING BOYS, WERE BROUGHT TO JUSTICE BY YOURS TRULY, AND SENT TO A MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN
THIS MOUNTAIN WAS KNOWN FOR HELPING MEN EMBRACE THEIR TRUE SELVES. SO YOU GUYS ENGAGED IN A FOURSOME WERE CAUGHT ON TAPE AND BROADCASTED ON CNN BY THE GREAT YACOOB TO EXPOSE YOUR RAINBOW COLORS.

OK?
GOOD!!!

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE GREAT YACOOB STORIES AS HE DELIVERS ANOTHER GREAT AND FABULOUS TALE ABOUT FOUR MEN THAT FOUND THEIR WAY TO A CAVE AFTER ESCAPING A RAPIST PRISON

THERE WERE FOUR SUMBITCHES NAMED, RED VIPER, CHOPPER, JIGSAW, AND CALIFORNIA KID

EACH ONE OF THEM WERE KNOWN IN THEIR NEIGHBORHOODS AS A GROUP OF FOUR LITTLE BOYS THAT WOULD WAIT UNTIL THE NIGHT FELL IN THE SKY SO THAT THEY COULD ATTACK AND BRUTALLY RAPE LITTLE BOY'S.

It is with a heavy heart how many victims they claimed UNTIL

THE GREAT YACOOB came from the sky to DELIVER JUSTICE and DELIVER FREEDOM to the TOWN OF JAMESTOWN to these poor parents that couldn't find where their children had dissapeared.

YACOOB FOUND THEM ABOUT TO RAPE ANOTHER ONE BUT STOPPED THEM BY DIPPING HIS HAND IN THE GOLD MINES OF YANU AND INSTEAD OF A SLAP FROM YACOOB BEING WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS A SLAP FROM YACOOB WAS WORTH A TRILLION DOLLARS AND SLAPPED THIER FACES ONE BY ONE BY ONE SO HARD THAT THE SKELETON WAS THEIR NEW FACE!!!!

INTO PRISON THEY WENT AFTER THE TRIAL ONLY LASTED 1 SECOND

THE JUDGE WALKED INTO THE COURT AND SLAMMED THE ANVIL
SAID GUILTY
SLAMMED THE ANVIL ONE MORE TIME
AND SAID DISMISSED

ONE NIGHT WHILE THE FOUR OF THEM WERE HAVING A HOT AND SWEATY ORGY THE GHOSTS OF THE CHILDREN CAME BACK FOR REVENGE AND INSTEAD OF KILLING THEM THE CHILDREN SAID WE HAVE SOMETHING EVEN BETTER PLANNED FOR YOU. WE'RE GOING TO SET YOU FREE INTO A SPECIAL MOUNTAIN SO THAT YOU CAN FACE THE HELL YOU FOUR WILL PAY.

SO WHEN IT WAS QUIET AND ALL INMATES WERE SLEEPING RED VIPER THE PEDOFILE, CHOPPER THE ONE THAT IMPREGNATED HIS OWN MOTHER WHILE SHE WAS SLEEPING, CALIFORNIA KID THE 2 FOOT MIDGET THAT WAS KNOWN FOR RAPING NEWBORN BABIES, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST JIGSAW THE METAL MONSTER FROM MONSTER LAND KNOWN FOR RAPING ALL OF THE FAMOUS HORROR CHARACTERS INCLUDING POOR LITTLE CHUCKY WERE ASSISTED IN ESCAPING TO THIS MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN

WHEN THEY WERE BROUGHT TO THE CAVE THE CHILDREN DISSAPEARED AND THE FOUR OF THEM FOUND THEMSELVES LOST WITHOUT FOOD, CLOTHING, (LMMFAO), AND VERY VERY AFRAID.

RED VIPER BEGAN TO CRY AND SAID TO CHOPPER
RED VIPER: HEY CHOPPER. I JUST WANTED TO SAY IN CASE WE DIE THAT I'VE ALWAYS HATED YACOOB AND WANTED HIM TO DIE BECAUSE HE ALWAYS GOT ALL THE ATTENTION, ALL THE FANS, AND EVEN DESPITE ME BEATING HIM FOR SOME REASON THE ONLY THING THAT EVER GAVE ME ATTENTION WERE ONE LEGGED MALE PROSTITUTES WANTING TO SLEEP WITH ME FOR MY MONEY. THE WAY YOU CAME TO MY AID DURING THOSE HARSH AND COLD YEARS WAS SOO........SWEET......AND CUTE...

CHOPPER SAID: DONT WORRY. YACOOB IS NOTHING BUT A PATHETIC AND UGLY RED HEADED BLACK QUEER. HE SUCKS. AND YOU DON'T. YOUR A WONDERFUL PERSON AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT FOR A LONG TIME I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING THAT WAS ON MY MIND AND ON MY ASS.

CHOPPER SITS ON RED VIPERS LAP

MEANWHILE CHOPPER AND RED VIPER IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING A SEXUAL ENCOUNTER REALIZE WHAT CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW ARE THINKING AND LOOK OVER AT THEM BOTH OF THEM WIDE EYED AND RUBBING ON EACH OTHER SAYING AT THE SAME TIME

JIGSAW AND CALIFORNIA KID: HURRY UP GO ON AND FINISH WHAT YOU GUYS STARTED

SO CHOPPER AND RED VIPER MAKE LOVE TO EACH OTHER LIKE TO PRISON INMATES WITH CALIFORNIA KID AND JIGSAW JOINING THE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH

BUT THAN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF IT ALL A LARGE CAMERA CREW BUST IN THE CAVE WITH YACOOB AT THE HEAD OF IT ALL SAYING

YACOOB SAYS: YOU'VE ALL BEEEN BUSTED!!!!!!!!! SAY HELLO TO THE WORLD THEY ALL KNOW YOU'RE GAY NOW!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE BEING BROADCASTED ON CNN SO THAT YOU COULD MAKE HEADLINES AS TO WHY YOU HATE THE GREAT YACOOB SO MUCH

ITS OBVIOUS BECAUSE YACOOB ISN'T GAY AND THE FOUR OF YOU ARE!!!!!!!!
OH YEA AND THE GHOSTS WERE A COUPLE OF YACOOB'S FRIENDS PAINTED WHITE

AND GUESS WHAT THE MYSTERIOUS MOUNTAIN IS??

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEED YACOOB SAY MORE?

OF COURSE NOT!!!!!!

WE HAVE FOUR RAPISTS CAUGHT ON TAPE FOR THE ENTIRE WORLD TO SEE

NO WONDER YOU GUYS WIN SO MANY MATCHES ALL THAT TESTOSTERONE YOU EJACULATE INSIDE OF EACH OTHER MAKES YOU SOOOOOO HOMOSEXUALLY TOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHOULD'VE THOUGHT TWICE BEFORE YOU OPENED YOUR MOUTH'S AND CHALLENGED THE GREAT ONE!!!

lmao professor