Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

NOW WHOSE CRYING RED VIPER???

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHA!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

FIRST OF ALL FOR A PERSON NOBODY EVER TALKS ABOUT EXCEPT WHEN THEY BEAT YOUR ASS YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP PASSING JUDGEMENT ON THE GREAT ONE BASED OFF OF US BUMPING HEADS ON A VIDEO GAME!

RED VIPER YOU DO KNOW THAT THIS GAME IS A VIDEO GAME RIGHT?

SO FOR YOU TO TALK ABOUT YACOOB SUPPOSEDLY OWING RESPECT TO YOU FROM SO CALLED ACCOMPLISHMENTS ABOUT WINNING MATCHES ON A *****VIDEO GAME***** YOU NEED TO SIT DOWN SLAP YOUR FACE ONE TWO MAYBE EVEN THREE TIMES AND GIVE YOUR STUPID FAKE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS BITCH ASS A WAKE UP CALL.

DONT YOU EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER

IN YOUR LIFE TALK DOWN ON YACOOB LIKE YOU KNOW WHO HE IS IN REAL LIFE. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU STUPID RACCOON PIECE OF SHIT JUDGING THE GREAT ONE OFF OF A HAIR COLOR CALLING HIM DENNIS RODMAN??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY GIRLS STARE AT ME WANTING ME TO TALK TO THEM BECAUSE OF THIS RED COLOR??? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY COMPLIMENTS YACOOB GOT ABOUT HIS HAIR???? WHEN HAVE YOU EVER GOT ANY COMPLIMENTS BESIDES THE FACT SOMEBODY SAYING GOOD FIGHT AFTER PLAYING YOU IN AN ONLINE BOXING GAME?

STOP ACTING LIKE YOUR SOME FUCKING IMPORTANT PRICK WITH AN IMPORTANT ROLE IN LIFE MAKING YOU SOME BIG TIME HUMAN BEING EVERYBODY ADORES!!! YOU TALK ABOUT THE GREAT YACOOB'S GIBBERISH????

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE PEOPLE SAID "YACOOB WE LOVE THOSE QUOTES THEIR CLASSIC? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE PEOPLE SAID YACOOB WE JUST LOVE WHEN YOU COME BACK BECAUSE IT'S SOOO BORING WHEN YOU LEAVE??? HOW MANY TIMES HAVE PEOPLE SAID WE HATE YOU YACOOB BUT WHEN WE REALLY GET TO KNOW YOU THAT YOU ARE A COOL GUY???

HAS ANYBODY SAID THAT TO YOU??? FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMEBODY BEING AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY IT'S A SON OF A BITCH LIKE YOU WHO TAKES THIS GAME SO SERIOUS YOU TALK ABOUT EMOTIONAL SCARS SOMEBODY'S GIVEN YOU OVER THREE YEARS THAT YOU'VE TAKEN IT SO PERSONAL!!!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHATS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO HUMANITY???? A SON OF A BITCH THAT TALKS ABOUT YACOOB BEING A SORE LOSER BUT TYPES A LOOOOONGGGG ASS SOB STORY AS IF WE WERE MARRIED AND I WAS IKE TURNER AND YOU WERE TINA TURNER AS YOU WERE IN AN ABUSIVE RELATIONSHIP AND I WAS SLAPPING THAT FACE FROM HERE TO THE ISLAND OF YANU!!!

IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT THAN DON'T PLAY WITH FIRE AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOUR DOING YOU RED FLAME SON OF A BITCH!!!

DON'T YOU EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS EVER AND THE GREAT ONE MEANS EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER IN YOUR RED VIPER PEDOFILE LIFE DARE TRY TO TALK DOWN ON THE ONE THAT MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS AND NAMELESS IN THE HISTORY BOOKS OF ONLINE BOXING RUN YOUR MOUTH AS IF WE ARE EQUALS AGAIN. DON'T EVEN THINK FOR A MINUTE THAT IF YOU AND YACOOB WERE ON THE SAME STREET THAT YACOOB WOULDN'T SLAP YOU IN THE FACE BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YACOOB WOULD DO. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY BRAINS IN THAT HOLLOW HEAD OF YOURS YOU WILL GO BACK TO WHERE YOU COME FROM.........SOMEWHERE UNDER THE GUTTER IN THE DARKEST AND FOULEST SEWERS AND REGROUP YOURSELF FROM CRYING ALL THOSE FUCKING TEARS AND RETHINKING WHO YOU'RE ACTUALLY TALKING TO. IM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND THE GREAT YACOOB THINKS YOU'VE FORGOTTEN THAT FACT.

YACOOB WILL SAY THIS AGAIN SO IT'S LOUD AND CLEAR FOR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TO HEAR AND WITNESS TO THE TRUTH OF RED PEDOFILE VIPER

RED VIPER IS:
1. A HOMOSEXUAL
2. A FAGGOT
3. A QUEER
4. A BUTT PIRATE
5. A COCK SUCKER
6. A SHEMALE
7. A DRAG QUEEN
8. A MALE ASS LICKER
9. AN ONLINE BOXING ADDICT
10. A SLUT
11. A MONKEY'S UNCLE
12. A BURGER KING EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH
13. A GARBAGE PAIL KID
14. A POWER PUFF GIRL
15. A WHIP CREAM FRUIT LOOP SUMBITCH
16. A NICK NACK PADDY WHACK GIVE A SLUT A BONE SUMBITCH
17. A PEDOFILE
18. A MALE RAPIST
19. A GAY PORNSTAR
20. THE DUMBEST AND MOST PIECE OF CRAP HUMAN BEING THE GREAT YACOOB HAS EVER WITNESSED ON PLANET EARTH

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BY THE WAY RED PEDOFILE VIPER

THE GREAT YACOOB LOOKS BETTER IN RED THAN YOU DO

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

SEE?

AND HERE'S TWO FINGERS TO SHOW HOW MUCH THE GREAT YACOOB RESPECTS YOU

and reaper's boyfriend must've came down to see him
bet his ass is sore

HALLELUJAH!

I have a pattern for all three of you

YACOOB TAKES HIS RIGHT HAND
HE PUTS SOME PEPPER ON IT AS WELL AS A BLESSING FROM THE GREAT YANU
TURNS AROUND TO A 150 DEGREE ANGLE WITH HIS HAND CRANKED ALL THE WAY BACK

AND LETS HER RIP SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

YACOOB IS TALKING ABOUT SLAPPING THE THREE OF YOU NOODEL BOOTY PLAYSKOOL SUMBITCHES SO HARD THAT YOUR GHOST WILL FEEL IT

AND IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO?
TALK ABOUT YACOOBS HAIR AND SUICIDE?
BRING SOMETHING BETTER THAN THAT EDDER YOU PUNK BITCH
YOU SALIVA PISS OF A MONKEY'S HERPES ANUS
HOW DARE YOU EVEN RESPOND KNOWING YOU CAME FROM A POOR FAMILY THAT HAD TO EAT ON DIRT FLOORS, WHILE YOUR MOTHER WAS BAKING DIRT, FROM THE DIRT ON THE GROUND THAT YOU SLEPT ON!! YACOOB HAS SEEN YOU THROW TEMPER TANTRUMS EVERYTIME YOU WET YOUR DIAPER OR SHIIT ON YOURSELF SO HOW ABOUT YOU INSTEAD OF PUTTING A SOCK IN IT AND SHUTTING THE HELL UP YOU STICK A DICK IN IT AND SHUT THE COCK UP!! YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY DESERVES TO GET THAT ASS WHIPPED FROM HERE TO EDDER SAN DIEGHOE CALIFORNUTS. YOU UGLY 3RD CLASS CITIZEN THAT ALWAYS GOT A LUMP OF COAL FOR CHRISTMAS AND A BEDSHEET AS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVERY YEAR. YOU PIECE OF ASS PUNK SUMBITCH THAT GOT ONE CHICKEN WING ON THANKSGIVING TO SHARE WITH A FAMILY OF 20!!!!! DONT YOU EVER RUN YOUR MOUTH TO YACOOB ESPECIALLY AFTER ALL THE SLAPS I GAVE YOU TO PAY YOUR MOTHA FING BILLS!!!!

RAY JOHNSON
YACOOB HAS A THEORY
THAT EVERYTIME HE MAKES A COMMENT YOU COME SNIFFING AROUND THE CORNER WITH YOUR TWO COCAINE INFESTED NOSTRILS TRYING TO MAKE THE GREAT ONE LOOK LIKE YOU
WHICH QUITE FRANKLY IS WHAT YACOOB CONSIDERS A PIECE OF GORILLA NIPPLES FULL OF CHIMP BREAST MILK. YOU COCAINE ADDICT HEROIN ADDICTED HARLOT. HOW ABOUT YOU TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE BOULEVARD AND TAKE A TRIP TO YACOOBS FABOULOUS REHAB CENTER FOR COCAINE ANONYMOUS. TAKE A COUPLE OF NEEDLES AND STICK EM IN YOUR ASS AND SHUT YOUR PUNK ASS UP

AND AS FOR YOU JIGSAW YOU TWISTED AND DEMENTED HORROR STORY FROM THE LAND OF FAIRY TALE MONSTERS. HOW ABOUT YOU AND MICHAEL MYERS, FREDDY KUGER, AND MICHAEL JACKSON JUST BEAT IT AND FIND A NICE BED TO CRAWL UNDER AND GET CAUGHT TRYING TO MOLEST INNOCNET KIDS SO YOU CAN GO TO PRISON AND DROP THE SOAP YOU 24 KAROT GOLD PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT.

HALLELLUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!!!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!

HERE'S TO ALL THREE OF YOUR FUTURES

JIGSAW,

RAY JOHNSON,

AND EDDER'S FUTURES

NOTHING BUT A GOLDEN SHOWER OF GLORY FOR YOU

'S

HOW ABOUT THE TWO OF YOU WARM UP A COUPLE OF BANNANAS AND PUT THEM ON A CHAIR AND SIT THEM UPRIGHT SO THEIR STICKING IN THE AIR AND SIT DOWN ON THEM YOU SUMBITCHES!

HOW DARE YOU MAKE SUCH COMMENTS ABOUT THE GREAT ONE ON THE GREAT YACOOB'S SHOW

PPC
EVER HEARD OF PPC BEFORE?

YOU KNOW ABOUT PPV? PAY PER VIEW?

WELL PPC IS PAY PER COOB
SO IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU TWO SETTLED DOWN AND MAKE OUT WITH EACH OTHER SO YOU CAN SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!

(YACOOB WALKS INTO THE PRESS ROOM WITH A NEW LOOK OF SUNGLASSES, A HAWAIIN SHIRT, AND HIS INFAMOUS ONE MILLION DOLLAR FLIP FLOPS)

(THE PRESS ROOM IS FILLED AND COMPRESSED WITH BODIES OF REPORTERS, ONLINE BOXING FIGHTERS, AND THE PLACE IS SO HOT THE AIR CONDITIONING COUNTS FOR NOTHING)

THE GREAT YACOOB GRABS THE MICROPHONE AND LOOKS AROUND SAYING NOTHING BUT THAN ALL AT ONCE SAYS

YACOOB: GREATNESS HAS ENTERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ENTIRE PLACE ERUPTS WITH CHEERS AND CLAPS AND EVEN CATFISH CAN BE SEEN BEHIND THE GREAT YACOOB SAYIN WOOOOT!!

YACOOB: IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK AFTER ALMOST A YEAR LONG RETIREMENT. BUT THE ITCH IN THE BACK OF THE GREAT YACOOBS MIND LEFT HIM TOSSING AND TURNING IN BED WITH REAPER AND COUTURE'S MOTHERS WONDERING WHAT IF THE GREAT YACOOB CAME BACK AND LACED UP THE BOOTS, PUT ON THE GLOVES AND DO WHAT THE GREAT YACOOB DOES BEST AND THAT'S SLAP SUMBITCHES

FAMOUS AND NAMELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THE CROWD FINISHES HIS LINE FOR HIM*

YACOOB: *LAUGHS** THAN SAY'S: IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY AND SACRED TO THE RELIGION OF YACOOBISM

THE GREAT YACOOB HAS SEEN IT ALL AND BEEN THROUGH IT ALL. HE'S BEATEN THE BEST, HE'S WON EVERY TITLE EXCEPT 2, HE'S BECOME AN ICON, A SHOWSTOPPER, A MAN THAT OTHER OPPONENTS CANT COMPETE AGAINST BECAUSE YACOOB IS THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!! AND A MAN THAT MAKES YOUR MOTHERS THROW THEIR PANTIES ONTO THE STAGE AS AN INVITATION TO THEIR CONDO'S FOR A LITTLE TOSS AND TURN IN THE BEDSHEETS MMMM GOOOOD!!!!!!!!! IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE GREAT YACOOB IS SAYIN!!

NOW THAT THE GREAT YACOOB IS BACK IT'S TIME TO STIR UP A FRESH BATCH OF YACOOBIO'S, SERVE YOU A FRESH BOWL OF YACOOB FLAKES PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST, AND SLAP A SUMBITCH HIS FIRST INSTALLMENT OF ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YACOOB WALKS OUT OF THE PRESS ROOM

Yes again and for the last time The Great Yacoob is seriously retiring and laying down the gloves. Yacoob has had one of the best careers on online boxing even more so than Hall Of Famers and Multi Online Boxing champions because what Yacoob has experienced was having some great friends, some bitter enemies, literally being the most popular player online boxing has ever seen with my quotes, personality, accomplishments, and my talent in and out of the ring. Yacoob brought his personal and professional life here in the business so nobody can ever say Yacoob was ever a liar. I've had great successes like the time i defeated Nigel Benn three times in a row to become the OBA Champion and the time i defeated Sugar Ray for the OBW championship twice as a rookie in under 200 fights to become the youngest OBW champion in this sport. I defeated Fernando Vargas as a rookie twice to become the South American champion twice. I used to pawn Fatny back in the day when he was a rookie and a moderate fighter, i've beaten Unstoppable for the OBA championship twice and have held the south american title 3 times and the north american title once. Yacoob has had many many accomplishments INCLUDING CREATING THE FIRST EVER ONLINE BOXING TUTORIAL FOR ROOKIES

You all have seen me make fun of everybody on this game from my old friend serious business to Don King and Mikkel

I've raised hell and have made people laugh until their stomachs hurt
i've created gangs and have been a leader and i was the biggest bad guy this game had ever seen

Yacoob has done it all and has had a complete career
I can seriously leave with a smile on my face saying i've beaten the best of the best from Here To Fight to Larry Holmes to Couture to Nigel Benn to Unstoppable to Fatny to anybody you can name

I The Great Yacoob am a Veteran of this game and have proven himself time and time again with successes and failures which is normal and is a part of life.

The Great Yacoob in the face of all of this is asking for all his supporters and enemies to elect him in the hall of fame not for his boxing accomplishments but for what he gave to online boxing and that was Entertainment for the past 4 years. During the times Online boxing was in the great depression and people were bored Yacoob gave everybody one hell of a show and there were even times when The Great One dissapeared people said how boring it was without him there. So without further ado The Great Yacoob is going to spend his millions of dollars in retirement and requests that YOU Mikkel and Don King and other people support The Great Yacoob to become a hall of famer and type why.

Time to pass the torch to the younger generation.
The Great Yacoob is old now and seeks to retire in peace
Those who have been in the ring and have talked to me know who i really am beyond the Gimmick. ONE HELL OF A HUMAN BEING!!!!!!

The Great Yacoob
Online Boxing Veteran
Celebrity
Master Of Ceremonies
Entertainer
Multi Champion
Multi Millionaire
Star Stunning Quotes

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

Standing ovation for such a Unique and Talented Individual

lmfao!

oh goldenboy shove a stick up your ass
im not bipolar you idiot
you haven't even met me before you buttcrack with dried doo doo on the hole

i said i was sorry man dammit i can admit that i'm a sore loser jesus
i love you catfish
your my best friend i can't pretend to be the asshole yacoob.....

your friendship means more to me than upholding my Yacoob gimmick for cheap pops

Give me a hug

WELL IT SEEMS THAT CATFISH DOESN'T HAVE BALLS AFTER ALL WHICH IS WHY YACOOB REFERS TO HIS TESTICLES AS FISH EGGS!!!

HAHHAHAHAH

NOW YACOOB HAS DONE ENOUGH TO RETIRE AND COME BACK AS OFTEN AS HE LIKES

WHY?

BEING A MULTIPLE CHAMPION THE GREAT ONE CAN DO SO

VERSUS A MAN THAT TOLD ME HE'S BEEN ON AS LONG AS ME?

WELL.......COMES TO SHOW YOU'RE JUST A BIG PUNCHING BAG

WELL YACOOB UNDERSTANDS AND EXPECTS THAT

HAHHAHA!

WHOOO!!

AND YACOOB BEAT YOU 5 TIMES

AND LETS NOT TALLY THE NUMBER OF TIMES IN THE PAST YACOOB HAS WALKED YOU UP AND DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE BOULEVARD

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!

Ok the time has come for The Great Yacoob to return and burn to make little pussies like catfish LEARN

Yacoob is challenging YOU the ocean dwelling homosexual man with a vagina to an end of career matchup

WINNER earns himself the spotlight to bragging rights and the loser well.........has to completely destroy his profile and start a new account never to log in under that name again

THATS RIGHT!!!
Yacoob puts his historical account on the line seeing that Catfish with Crabs seems to think that he is that DAMN GOOD and that he can beat The Great Yacoob

Yacoob fights stupid?!!!

OH BOY did you mess up talking that fishy talk to me

Time for Yacoob to put a hook in the ocean with a worm so he can hook you in your mouth and knock your teeth out!

So if you have any fish eggs worth of balls you'll accept this challenge

First to 5 wins takes the jackpot

HAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

C'mon Cat BOY!!!!

ok well since Catfish you're vagina is bleeding from your period and your a little crampy fine!

The TBF is disbanded and Yacoob will be more than glad to go his merry way being The Great One

Now as for you having the nerve to mock and use my quotes without permission you little catshit well now you've insulted Yacoob beyond repair

Yacoob apologized which is something he doesn't usually do seeing you and Yacoob have been friends for a long time now but since you couldn't even be a man and let bygones be bye gones I can now see that your feelings are very very hurt and Yacoob is so sowwy that he made widdle catfish feelings are hurt and made you pout and spoiled your special day in the ring with The Great Yacoob

NOW

The time for war has begun where Yacoob can bring it back to the oldschool again where HE SLAPPED PEOPLE FAMOUS AND NAMELESS BACK WHEN YOU WERE HIS CHEERLEADER making 3 dollars an hour to carry his jock straps

It is now time for the feline with the tail for splashing in the pond with his tadpole buddies to get PAWNED IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY

AND HOW DARE YOU TAKE SIDES WITH RED VIPER!!

You're now in a load of shit that goes way over your head you pussy cat kitten

time to take those furballs out of your mouth and shove it straight up your ass because when Yacoob is done with you you'll NEED A CATFISH 3!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

Because of recent disputes The Black Fist family has been split in half and now there's a civil war between The Great Yacoob and Catfish. The peasant thought it would be funny to beat The Great One and expected it to be fair in square but with a little help with his goons The Great Yacoob was beaten senseless and cheated out of a win that was rightfully MINE!
So NOW. GODFATHER CATFISH YOU HAVE HELL TO PAY! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!!! NOW IT'S WAR!

There are now TWO Black Fist Families which now marks

The Black Fist Yacoob
The Black Fist Catfish

So for those who want to stick with the man that put it all together come with me. If Your loyalty isn't with Godfather Yacoob please do not waste his time and join that ocean dwelling catfish everybody despises that has been banned already

If you want to stick with The Great Yacoob, the legend, the veteran, the Great One

SPEAK UP FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

Bull crap!

The Great Yacoob will take cat pisses place and fight weedgrinder
who gave you authority to forfiet a fight?
Nobody
I'll fight him

Plus The Great Yacoob defeated Goldenboy
2-1

if anybody else is trying to join up with The Black fist family make sure to private message myself, Catfish, or That 1 Dope Mexican
being recruited is up to Catfish or That 1 Dope Mexican so that you can be in either one's squad

all new members admitted to the family must be relayed to me so that i can put you in the membership brackets

Thank You

Schedule our fight for saturday i'll stay logged in all day i work a lot so it's hard to get time to sign in

Make SURE YOUR THERE IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!