Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

LADIES AND WOMEN, MISSES AND GIRLS, FEMALES OF ALL AGES
ONLINE BOXING PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU THE GREATEST ONLINE BOXING PLAYER OF AAAAAALLLLL TIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

THE GREAT YACOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONCE AGAIN FRIENDS IT IS (I) THE ONE THAT SPEAKS IN THIRD PERSON AND WITH GREAT CONFIDENCE TO GIVE YOU ALL ENTERTAINMENT TO GAIN MORE POPULARITY, A BETTER REPUTATION FOR BEING THE GREAT ONE, AND FOR BEING THE BEST DAMN SPORTS ENTERTAINER HERE ON ONLINE BOXING 2 DIMENSIONAL!!

DUE TO PROBLEMS AT OUR ARENA MIKKEL GAVE THE FANS AND THE WORLD A NOTICE THAT THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY ONLINE BOXING MATCHES UNTIL REPAIRS WERE MADE AND BEING MIKKEL'S ADVISOR IT IS NOW THE GREAT YACOOB'S DUTY TO ENTERTAIN YOU HUNGRY AND DESOLATE PEOPLE WITH A NUTRITIOUS AND WHOLESOME HOMEMADE STRAIGHT FROM THE GREAT YACOOB'S OWN KITCHEN COUNTER

PEANUT BUTTER AND PEASANTS SANDWICHES!!! YES! IT IS NOW IN STORES MADE WITH WHOLE AND REFRESHING PEANUTS ROASTED IN THE OVEN HEATED TO A GOLDEN BROWN SAUTEED IN FRESH OLIVE OIL AND SMOTHERED WITH ORGANIC SEA SALT! BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!! IT IS ALSO MADE WITH DELICIOUS JELLY FRESHLY PICKED FROM THE GARDEN OF EDEN WHERE THE FRESHES OF GRAPES ARE GROWN SMUSHED AND PROCESSED TO GIVE YOU A SWEET AND CREAMY JELLY THAT IS SOMETHING TO DIE FOR!!! LASTLY BUT NOT LEAST A SPECIAL SAUCE MADE FROM THE YACOOB FAMILY WITH A TANGY FLAVOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY IT'S LIP SMACKING GOOD!!! IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY PLEASE VISIT YOUR NEAREST GROCERY STORE AND TRY ONE OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S OWN!!!

PEANUT BUTTER AND PEASANT SANDWICH

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

THE GREAT YACOOB DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT MIKKEL!!
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT TO HEAR SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS LIKE TELLING A CRACK ADDICT HE WON'T BE GETTING ANY HITS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

YEA THE GREAT YACOOB IMAGINES SO IT'S COMMON FOR YOU TO KNOCK PEOPLE OUT ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S HARD FOR YOUR OPPONENT TO FOCUS ON THE FIGHT WHEN HE IS MORE WORRIED ABOUT BEING POKED IN THE EYE FROM ONE OF THOSE DEVIL HORN ERECTIONS ON THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

AND AS FOR YOU MY MASTER COUTURE

THE GREAT YACOOB HAS A RESPECT FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO WHOOP THE GREAT ONE ON THIS GAME

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS! !

THE TWO OF YOU ARE OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLICS!

The Great Yacoob never thought that the day would come when his skills sharpened and his feet were covered IN BROWN RESIDUE FROM BEING STUCK UP THE ASSES OF THOSE SUMBITCHES THAT DESERVED IT!!!! The Great Yacoob was back at his mansion truly looking back at his long, exciting, emotional, and overwhelming career realizing that YACOOB is one of the most popular, controversial, and memorable fighter OF ALL TIME! The Youngest OBW Champion, The Fastest climb to popularity, Catchey Quotes, and THE LARGEST FAN BASE OF ALL TIME THE GREAT YACOOB IS HERE TO PUT THE GLOVES ON ONE LAST TIME AFTER RETIRING FOR A RECORD BREAKING 22 TIMES, and give it his all!

For those who know The Great Yacoob they will remember when The Great One first entered the sport and was getting slapped around for decades with more losses than wins almost 300 more losses than wins until the great yacoob surpassed that and became the OBW Champion defeating Sugar Ray!

From having the biggest FEUD record of all time having battled Don King, Serious Business, Couture, Red Viper, Dick E. Boon, and many many other fighters The Great Yacoob by far has had the best Career in OB history even against those who have become Hall Of Famers. After a long career of DOING IT ALL and BEATING THEM ALL The Great Yacoob wants to go one last time and achieve his dream of being A SuperChampion and A Hall of Famer to finally be able to lay down the gloves and live out the rest of my life in peace and quiet!

Moving on to Give Em Hell

When The Great Yacoob thinks of a name like that something goes off in his head that definately reminds him of something very familiar. You know like when a couple, A Man and a Woman join together to produce a baby. BUT WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT A MAN AND A WOMAN NOT OF HUMAN BEINGS BUT OF A GOBLIN AND A DRAGON FINDING A CAVE SOMEWHERE IN THE MOUNTAINS TO GET IT ON YOU WOULD EXPECT TO HAVE A SUMBITCH LIKE GIVE EM HELL BORN OUT OF THE ANUS CRACK OF PUFF THE MAGIC DRAGON. You come into The Locker room and disturb The Great Yacoob while he continues to write PRAYERS for those that admire him to improve the quality of their lives, and INTERRUPT The Great One by bringing your deformed body into his presence for ADVICE? How CAN ONE GIVE ADVICE THAT'S KNOWN GREATNESS ALL OF HIS LIFE, TO SOMEONE THAT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE PUT INTO A MEAT GRINDER, TOSSED IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL, PISSED ON, AND THAN THROWN OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER IN PARIS, TO BECOME A TRUE CHAMPION? Give Em Hell....coming from a DRAGON MOTHER and a GOBLIN FATHER tends to take away a LOT OF THINGS that you'd be able to OBTAIN in regular life. BUT SEEING THAT you were basically BORN in a BIG PILE OF SH*T. You CAN ONLY EXPECT TO HAVE A FAN BASE OF SH*T eating flies to cheer you on from the bottom parking deck!

You say how you beat The Great Yacoob and how you can do it again! Well The Great Yacoob is saying that you lace those boots, put on those Lord Of The Rings Panties and boxing gear, and that Jason Mask on that ugly face so we can have an AUDIENCE THAT WON'T THINK YOUR A DEMON TERRORIST and LETS GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!

Give Em Hell Woke up one morning on Christmas Eve and said all he wanted for christmas was HIS TWO FRONT FANGS!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!

Ok so it's the second time so ok

Ray Johnson i see what you're saying BUT not losing any health or Stamina will help people train harder and not have the fear of being knocked out meaning TEN TIMES MORE of an increase in player confidence

The fear of knockout is what prevents a lot of fighters from persuing their full potential. Think of the GYM room as a place where all fighters are in a safe zone to feel fully insured that they can unleash and experiment and even take certain RISKS without them being knocked out. This establishes a no limit style format that gives people room to find their boxing style

Think of fight night the game on playstation 2! Their training mode gives you the ability to spar the computer without losing stamina or health and that's because you are TRAINING not FIGHTING to IMPROVE your skills!

Now as far as the RECORD is concerned i didn't mention to combine your professional record with your GYM record i was talking about a SEPERATE record from the INITIAL CAREER record that you accumulate in the 5 other rooms OBA, OBC, OBW, TOURNAMENT ETC....

So let me draw a map for the slow people

If you're in the GYM room and you have a record of 10 wins and 2 losses
that's the record you hold in the GYM room

when you ENTER OBA
And your PROFESSIONAL record holds 145 wins and 10 losses that's your CAREER Record! Get it?

let me ALSO draw a map to better explain the GYM fighting rules
This ROOM is only for SPARRING ONLY not to build a CAREER
it gives players ESPECIALLY NEW PLAYERS the opportunity to go toe to toe with better players and not get knocked out WHILE ALSO being able to GET A FEEL FOR THE CONTROLS WITHOUT getting pummeled and trampled on in the FIRST ROUND like what USUALLY HAPPENS in the OTHER ROOMS! AND THE WAY TO WIN is whoever lands the most accurate punches and does the most damage!

I BELIEVE that the GYM ROOM should allow players to SPAR for 6 rounds so that it's AT LEAST HALF of a Professional fight to give new players a head on training program to prepare for their career! This works on accuracy and ring ability! MOST PEOPLE are so CONSUMED by TRYING TO KNOCK PEOPLE OUT that they overlook TECHNIQUE and TACTICAL SKILLS that will make them a better fighter! IF WE ELIMINATE STAMINA AND HEALTH players will be FORCED to focus on TECHNIQUE and TACTICAL SKILLS!!

im talking about an opportunity for new players to advance, more experienced players to improve, and veteran players to POLISH UP.

Get it now guys?

How many times have we all vowed to get better and be a greater fighter? Damn near every woman in this great sport! And you want to get some good practice in and have a brain dead fighter to punch on and you can't even get in any good body shots!

SO FROM THE GREAT YACOOB TO MIKKEL AND EVERYBODY ELSE WHO THINK THIS WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA!!

The Great Yacoob proposes since we have a OBA, OBW, OB This and OB that and a tournament room

The Great Yacoob say's that it would be magnificent to ADD A NEW ROOM LABELED GYM OR TRAINING OR PRACTICE OR WHATEVER!

Where players can challenge each other and fight in 4 rounder sparring matches!

And during those matches
1. Player fatigue, health bars, and other things will not be affected - MEANING that players can't knock each other out because it's strictly for bettering your skills! so imagine being able to fight Fagny for up to 4 rounds and not get knocked out and have some real training!

2. There can only be a win by decision AND it doesn't affect your professional boxing record! AND i also suggest there be a seperate GYM record that you keep for sparring that can only be seen in the GYM room but not in the other OBA tournament or OBW rooms! cool right?!

This will give new players the opportunity to get the crap beat out of them BUT not get knocked out which will give them better confidence and help sharpen their skills! What say you ALL to this great idea?!!!

and for those who are duckers you'll get the opportunity to beat the crap out of them since they want to pad their records!!
ahahhahah!

If you really think about it, it's a fantastic way to start your career sparring and training before you start to scar up your professional record

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

IM A GENIUS!!

Well this man after 2 years of a long boxing career is finally once and for all hanging up the gloves. The Great Yacoob slapped over ONE THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED (1,500) Faces famous and nameless totalling over 500 trillion dollars in money granted to those blessed individuals. But The Great Yacoob cannot do it anymore because his bones are old his feet have slowed down and now the time has come to move onto

something new. WHICH IS WHY THE GREAT YACOOB IS NOW GOING TO BE MIKKEL's personal Construction Advisor!!! Yacoob will assist Mikkel and take part in developing strategies for attracting more fighters to this organization. The Great Yacoob and the CEO Mikkel signed a contract that stated we'd go into partnership and build this business ten times over than what it is now and what it's been years back. With new improvements added to the game we will now have an easier method for breaking in new talent, remembering the greatest fighters of our time, and taking over the multiplayer video game world! With this said The Great Yacoob will become the personal spokesman of this game! So get ready ladies and women because The Great Yacoob is coming to reign supreme with CEO Mikkel Above him to take the world by storm!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!

awww man stop being such a Dick

The Great Yacoob has come back half swinging and making an attempt to compile wins that will lead to title success but The Great One has a life to fulfill

For one thing is The Great One becoming a truck driver going for the CDL license

MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!

For another thing in the name of all things holy The Great Yacoob is also distributing slaps to the masses in factories and organizing conventions of The Great Yacoob's career. The Great One has even looked into becoming a university professor to lecture upcoming fighters what it takes to balance fame and skill in the ring at the same time while using a stick to fight off eager women that want to get into your bank account. So in conclusion The Great Yacoob is still the great one, still an amazing athlete, still that celebrity you all know and love, and is about to be RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!
cough cough
im getting old....

Does anybody care about this game? Everybody wants to play but nobody wants to put in work or make suggestions to make it better. C'mon fellas

This was about the CHAT ROOM which so much of us have issues with as far as language, (which in my opinion isn't a bad thing to be able to curse except for racial insults) SPAMMING definately spamming, advertising, harrassment and other things

Also included an automated counter that keeps up with champions number of defenses that a champion HAS to upkeep or be stripped

SO NO MORE DUCKING with champions like reaper where you will HAVE to defend your title at least 4-5 times a week or less depending on what Mikkel wants
or 20-25 times a month

I don't know if it's possible but if you could get one of those Computer Moderators like in MSN chat where people that curse get booted out for a first offense of cursing, or spamming, or anything they get a second chance to reenter, a second time they can reenter again, and the third time they get a ten minute ban, than a 30 minute ban, than an hour ban, and than maybe a 24 hour ban which will definately straighten them out because the urge to play this addictive fucking game will get them straight

Also when it comes to championships maybe you could set up an automated defense rule where champioins will have to defend their title so many times a week in order to stay champion before it's automatically vacated so that ducking will not be an option and that so names will not flood your database an IPN Address can have a maximum of 3 different names or something

these are just ideas im not saying listen to me but i think it would make this game WICKED SHIT!

I sent this to mikkel as a private message but i believe that my vision of this game being what i can be and Mikkels masterminded craftsmanship can put this game On the top as the MOST played Online Game in the world hands down

let me paste it

ok this is what i sent mikkel and i think it's very important that all people involved in this game that respect what mikkel has done for them for FREE AT THAT should ALL contribute in helping him get clientel for this game. Mikkel should be rich. Mikkel if you put enough effort in this game you can be self employed alone off of the income on this period. i promise you

I think the time is now man that we ought to put Online Boxing 2D on the map. Im very aware of what you're trying to do with Online Boxing 3D but i don't care what any of these bastards say Online Boxing 2D is still on top right now because the work is completed. I had a few ideas i wanted to discuss with you that we could set up in order to make online boxing more comprehending to new players which i think is the most significant part of you having people wanting to play this game and continue to come back to it. Mikkel like i was saying before man this game has potential to be the BEST and IS the best Online Boxing game in the world right now. Seriously. i don't care what other online games there are out there online boxing is just so convenient because it's dynamics are so simple. It's 2 Dimensional flash based that uses java to load all of the functions it needs which means less memory that needs to be used and MORE of a luxury for those who may be at work, or school, or even at home that do not have the privelage of having a good hard drive to download so much information like in your 3D game. i'm not saying that 3D should stop but i believe that you can Equally get BOTH GAMES off the ground simultaneously and have the same effect!

The list

1. The first thing is that you didn't have a thorough tutorial which i took the time in making so that it would be easier to help Online Boxing Noobs catch on to the game faster which I THINK would be EVEN MORE helpful to them if you could put some pictures of each hit i described which would make it a more effective guide to new players!
Imagine for the uppercut or quick body jab or heavy hook you have a picture or even a flash clip of what each move does with my explanation underneath it as well as how to perform the MOVE! Do you know how fast people would catch onto the game and give them more confidence to want to bring more players to it! It would save you a lot of time of having to advertise and promote

2. I've noted that a lot of new people do not know about the online boxing forum when they join which i think is SO IMPORTANT because it keeps gamers connected and help them express their views, network with other players, and even contribute some good ideas to the game, and entertain with rivalries, clans and all kinds of things. If you were able to somewhat emphasize the online boxing FORUM, RANKINGS PAGE, TUTORIAL, and WHERE AND HOW TO LAUNCH THE GAME, You would save thousands of hours of trying to get people to join the game because they'd have an easy 1, 2, 3, 4, step plan of getting set up which is the most important part.

3. No disrespect because i know that it takes A LOT of time to develop a game and try to promote it but if you set up your main page a little stronger you would also have more power behind your creation

Say for instance definately more images and video clips on the main page as soon as it's brought up so that when new players come onto the main page all they can say is OOOOO and AAAHHHH and wow this game looks good.

Say for instance the main page could have some cool online boxing flash clips or designs coped with screenshots of the fighters bleeding or knocking one another out

than on the left hand side you could organize the table of contents stronger say like

Online Boxing - Explanation of what it is fully loaded with screenshots, videos, and artwork

OB2D - Launches you to the main page but ALSO has a picture of what the main page looks like before it's launched with a description of what to expect.
Such as database for Online Boxing fighter records, rankings, champions, hall of famers, Online Boxing Forum, Tutorial Guide, and Launching grounds to play

Now they know and do not have to ask any questions. No customer should have to ask questions because you already are leading them to everywhere they need to go

The Main Page could be set up like

Main International Champions Today's Fighter Results
Search For Fighter Today's Head 2 Head Bouts Hall Of Fame
Messageboard or Forum

Online Boxing History instead of ABOUT (Which you could get real fancy with because there has been enough stuff that has transpired to make this game a best seller for being entertaining) You could go into the young days of larry holmes and Nigel Benn, The Rise of The Great Yacoob and his long legacy of picking at everybody and being the most hated and most loved, Here To Fight's legacy, Unstoppable's sharp rise to the top, The domination of Fatny, Some of the best rivalries, the reign of clans and gangs that happened back in the day, disputes. This way you can create key players in the game so that when people join this game it's like turning on and watching WWE or UFC knowing that you have the chance to make history and make your mark in the game whether it be through accomplishing championships, or being creative like Ben Zion's interviews or being a big asshole like Reaper, or an annoying little rat like catfish, all of this can contribute so much to your game you have no idea mikkel if you just use what you have man! Don't just focus on the fighting aspects of the game focus also on the rivlaries, the drama, the annoying, the controversy, i mean all of it has to do with giving your show or this website ratings just like any business of entertainment. This game isn't just a video game its a community, it's entertaining, it's funny, it's frustrating, it's addictive, man you could be on top mikkel! ON TOP!

All you need is the right ingredients and set them up in A,B,C, order and i'm telling you this game will build itself man. All you need is to think of a good plan to promote even if it's getting people on this game to do word of mouth or make posts about the game or whatever it may be but Mikkel you can do it man i wouldn't type all of this if i didn't believe in this game man

Imagine you being able to bring back the three international titles and having every room filled including the OBA, OBC, OBW, and OBF filled with at least 80 players per room. You can do it man im telling you. and i will help you for free. All you need to do is make a big enough buzz and once a thousand people know about this game it will spread like wildfire
it's a wrap after that. you just haven't made that buzz yet. It's like advertising during the superbowl. a million people will see it. Most likely out of that million 10 thousand will play this game. Out of that 10 thousand altogether they know about 80 thousand that would enjoy playing this so basically the game builds itself man!!!!

Anybody that has ideas please put in your 2 cents because this game needs to become stronger in my opinion so that we can finally fill up the online boxing rooms full of players

imagine the international rooms coming back included with the four main ones and have 80 to 200 players in each room. its possible i swear on my life it is

ok ok ok ok ok i confess it was the porn thing i know.
Guilty won't happen again.

HAHAHAHHAH

When The Great Yacoob stopped making fun of nobs like Reaper, Red Viper, Serious Business, and hundreds of countless other rivals this whole system called Online Boxing collapsed!

Truly yes this is the dark ages

Another thing to note is Yacoobs countless retirements.......Yacoob has always tried to keep the faith that Online Boxing would be filled with thousands of players where each room would have literally at least 100-300 players in each room where we could once again erect the South American, North American, and European titles again. Yacoob's faith in this game will continue which is why Yacoob decided to come back

the show must go on and if it doesn't than all that we've fought for, amused ourselves with, and ejaculated over will have been for nothing and THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

The time is now that we must all join hands (after washing them), so that we may look ahead in the future of a glorious and triumphant game called Online Boxing Dot Net

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!

p.s.

something smells fishy...sniff sniff.....oh it's just you catfish nevermind

MWAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJ!!!!!!

Happy New Year you cunt bastard

heard you were living inside of your X Box 360 online!
LMAO