Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

Now why in the hell would I of ALL PEOPLE get banned?

WAHAHAHHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!

LMMFAO @@@@@@@@@ CATFISH

MEOW YOU ASSHOLE!!!
LMFAO!

Yes things have changed Catfish
The time is now for Yacoob to become what he was always destined to be
And that's Champion and Hall Of Famer

Well another year has gone by and Yacoob is still not a champion like he used to be in the old days so now prepare for less entertainment and MORE Painful Vengeance!

The GREAT YACOOB CANNOT CONTAIN HIMSELF HE HAS A CONFESSION

That he admits that reaper is the best........................the best at trying to shave the middle of his forehead so that his Unibrow doesn't look like a goatee on his FOREHEAD!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!

IT IS THE GREAT ONE'S PLEASURE TO ENTERTAIN THE MASSES AND MAKE THE FAKES LOOK LIKE MOLASSES

NO NO NO BOON COON COCK HEAD
IT WASN'T OVER A LOSS BECAUSE YACOOB HAS BEATEN YOU MORE TIMES THAN YOU'VE BEATEN YOUR MEET HOPELESS OF GETTING ANY ACTION FROM A FAT GIRL YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

YOU ARE IN FACT NOT ONLY A COCK HEAD BUT YOU'RE A COCK HEAD WITH A SLOW COMPUTER THAT IS DISRUPTING THE ONLINE BOXING COMMUNITY

MY OPINION BOON COON IS YOU ARE A TERD NUGGET THAT WON'T FLUSH DOWN THE POTTY AND IT'S TIME TO GET YOU DOWN TO THE SEWERS YOU BELONG IN

HALLELUAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

ONCE AGAIN AFTER SUCH A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGGGGGGGGG TIME OF ABSENCE THE GREAT YACOOB HAS NOT ONLY RETURNED WITH HIS GIMMICKS, QUOTES, AND OPEN PALM THAT TOUCHES THE FACES OF PEASANTS WITH SUCH SWIFTNESS THAT IT OPENS THE CLOUDS OF HEAVEN AND RAINS DOWN ON THOSE RECIPIENTS WITH ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!

BUT IT IS NOW TIME FOR A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL THAT IS LIKE THE HERPES VIRUS THAT HAS NO CURE, NO HEALING, AND NO KNOWN WAY TO PREVENT OUTBREAKS AND HIS NAME IS REAPER.

YACOOB REMEMBERS BACK WHEN THIS LITTLE SNOT NOSE CAME WITH HIS HALF EATEN LOLLIPOP, HIS HALF DEFLATED BALLOON THAT TILTED TO THE SIDE, AND HIS PINOCHIO SHOES WITH NAILS IN THEM TO HOLD THE SOLES TOGETHER. HE WAS A NICE WELL BEHAVED WOODEN BOY THAT ALWAYS DID HIS HOMEWORK AND CAME TO THE GYM TO TRAIN AND GO PRO IN THE ONLINE BOXING BUSINESS. YACOOB SPARRED HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES HERE AND THERE TO GIVE HIM THE HONOR OF STEPPING IN THE RING WITH THE YOUNGEST OBW CHAMPION THAT EVER GRACED THIS SPORT AND THAN MADE HIM GO DUMP THE SPIT BUCKETS SO THAT MORE SPIT COULD BE FILLED BACK INSIDE OF IT.

BUT THAN SOMETHING HAPPENED THAT YACOOB DIDN'T EXPECT

REAPER THE WOODEN BOY WITH THE HALF EATEN LOLLIPOP, HALF DEFLATED BALLOON, AND SHOES WITH NAILS HAD UNPROTECTED INTERCOURSE WITH SUCCESS AND CAUGHT THE HERPES VIRUS. BEFORE YOU KNOW IT EVERY POST, EVERY CHAT ROOM, EVERYTIME YACOOB WENT INTO HIS LOCKER ROOM REAPER WAS THERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVED WEARING MICKEY MOUSE UNDIES AND HOW GOOD IT FELT TO BE CHAMPION. YACOOB COULD ONLY THINK COULD THIS BE THE SAME GARBAGE PAIL KID THAT WALKED INTO THE GYM SO LONG AGO? WITH THESE HUGE SCABS ON HIS LIPS TRYING TO TALK AS CLOSE AS HE COULD IN THE FACE WITH THE GREAT ONE?!!!

NO NO NO NO REAPER NO NO NO
HOW DARE YOU
YOU STD CARRYING SUMBITCH!!!

NOW HE RUNS AT THE MOUTH WITH HIS UNIBROW, HERPES CARRYING, CHAMPION STATUS THINKING HE'S THE BEST THERE EVER WAS!

BUT IS 2 STUPID TO REALIZE THAT IT'S NOT A REAL TITLE BELT AROUND HIS WAIST IT'S ONLY A PIECE OF COLLEGE NOTEBOOK PAPER WITH A DRAWING ON IT LABELED CHAMP!!!

REAPER IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO STOP STIRRING UP ONLINE BOXING WITH YOUR FANTASTIC FOUR COMIC BOOK DREAMS OF BEING SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER BE AND THAT'S TRULY A GREAT ONE LIKE THE GREAT YACOOB!!!

YOU RUN AROUND WITH YOUR POM POM'S AND YOUR SHORT MINI SKIRT BOXING SHORTS AND HAVE THE AUDACITY TO PRETEND TO BE THE BIGGEST ONLINE BOXING PERSONALITY ON HERE! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A BAD OUTBREAK OF SORES THAT DRY UP, SCAB, AND RETURN WITH MORE PAINFUL BUMPS! YOU'RE NOT AN ASSET YOUR AN ASS SPLIT THAT CONTINUES HAVING UNSAFE INTERCOURSE WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS YOU PIECE OF HUMAN FILTH!!

SO IF YOU BOX THIS MAN MAKE SURE TO PUT LATEX OVER YOUR BOXING GLOVES AND YOUR FACE SO THAT YOU WILL NOT CATCH SOMETHING YOU CANNOT GET RID OF LMMFAO!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!

This is about this asshole viewing people's fights and causing them to lag worse than a fat woman's saggy ass melting under a hot sun!

he messed up my potential to beat reaper for the 5th time in a row and is basically saying mikkel you aren't shit and that you changing your mind about giving him a permanent ban showed the weakness of your character

now i don't know about you mikkel but Yacoobs left hand would've slapped the shit out of a son of a bitch like that personally

with his 39 year old ass

get this motha trucka out of here please in the name of all things HOLY!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!

HAHAHHAH THANKS DONNY BOY BURGER KING

OK PEASANTS IT'S OFFICIAL
THE GREAT YACOOB IS HERE TO STAY DAMMIT IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY HAND THAT SLAPS!!!!!!

Nevermind Yacoob changed his mind bye
lmao

With heads being slapped but not being made famous there is no better time than NOW for GREATNESS to return

NEW QUOTE!!

THE GREAT YACOOB HAILING FROM HOLLYWOOD YACAFORNIA

ONE LAST THING TO LAUGH ABOUT BEFORE I GO

BOONDICKIE AKA BOON COCK HEAD BEGGING FOR MIKKEL TO RESTORE HIM BACK TO ONLINE BOXING AFTER ALL HIS DAYS OF LAGGING
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! HE WAS BEGGING SO MUCH!!!!
LMMFAO!!
ROFFL!! I CAUGHT THIS IN THE COMMENTS PAGE ON THE MAIN PAGE
LMMFAO!!!

Boon, Dick E Boon
(Oct 26, 2007)
Mikkel pls stop banning me. I dont know what that ass reaper has told you but i havent lagged his fights no more. Today i watched his fights for like 2 secs and when i saw i was lagging i went out inmediatly.

HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH HE WAS SO UPSET!! POOR BABY!!! LMMFAO!!

INMEDIATLY LMAO!!!

MY STOMACH HURTS!!!!
LMMFAO

AND HERE'S ONE MORE!!!

Boon, Dick E Boon
(Oct 24, 2007)
Ok ok, I admint I lagged Reapers fights for a few days as he is such an ass. Wont do it anymore. Can you pleae de-block my ip number again?

Dick E Boon

LMMFAO DE-BLOCK!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAHAHH!!!