Messages posted by: Yacoob

It's a storyline i've been doing from the start Nigel
A PLAN THAT NOBODY CAN SEE
YOU WILL ONE DAY SEE MY GREATNESS FLOOD THIS BUSINESS
IM ALREADY FAMOUS
EVERYBODY ALREADY SINGS MY CATCH PHRASES
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT I'M THE HEART OF ONLINE BOXING
WHEN I FADE IT GOES DEAD AND BEGINS TO CATCH DUST
WHEN YACOOB RETURNS IT'S LIKE A PRESSURE WASH AGAINST YOUR OLD ROCKY 6 GYM
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!

GREATNESS HAS RETURNED AFTER TWO WEEKS OF ABSENCE
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS RETURNED
YACOOB HAS RETURNED

Yacoob went through a moment of realization that he may be an asshole
or he may be an unliked guy
or even he may be that damn Great that he carries everything that entails fame such as jealousy, admiration, and Globalization of his face

guess which one The Great Yacoob realized?
The third option HALLELUJAH!!!!

THE YACOOBIE was my most close companion as i flipped through the pages day after day on Dawson's creek until i reached my father in the temple. He sat me down as he made some herbal tea and explained to me where i had went wrong....

Yacoobs Father Yanu
Yanu: Son have a seat. i have come to reveal to you our family secret.

Yacoob: Father you teach me.

Yanu: The guilt you feel as you reach the mountain of fame is your anxiety in obtaining so much attention and it's merely a phase we all go through. Your grandfather was a famous Pharoah in Egypt.

Yacoob: Really?

Yanu: yes. he was known for using his famous whipping punchline.....Pharoah will whip you smooth like an igloo!!!!

Yacoob: That was kind of corny papa.

Yanu: it was old school. But your destiny is far greater especially now that you have your cousin Quote to back you up and your best friend serious business. But the secret that you have been searching for is.....

Yacoob: yess father please reveal to me the secret....

SLAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yanu slapped his son Yacoob who fell down the stairs into the wall cracking it upon impact

Yanu at the top of the stairs looked down at his son cracking up with laughter said....

Yanu: A SLAP FROM YANU IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAH. There is no secret son you've already got it!!! RETIRE MY ASS YOU BETTER GET BACK TO ONLINEBOXING AND GIVE THEM WHAT YOU GOT!!!!!!!!!!

Back to Yacoob

AND SO Ladies and Women The Great Yacoob has returned to fulfill the rest of his destiny and that is slapping people FAMOUS and NAMELESS walking them down to the breakfast table so that they can EAT THEIR YACOOB FLAKES, so that they can THEN train harder so the ass whippin lasts longer, so they can worship me and flip through the YACOOBIE AND RECEIVE A BLESSING!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!

hahahahhahah yea right!!!
like i was for real!!!!!????
YEA RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yacoob

For a long time I always thought that by apologizing to the people i insulted when rather it was necessary for the time that it happened because it taught me and the opponent some things about ourselves and our flaws. NOBODY in this sport is innocent of being uncivil to another person. NOBODY in this sport has clean hands that are not stained with blood from another person they beat to a pulp. And NOBODY in this sport is innocent of making somebody feel below them so that they can feel something MOST have not ever felt before and that's being in control of their lives. Many reading this will say "Yacoob how long is this act going to last? We've seen you come to a revelation about yourself before and it's the same shit everytime. You can't change the asshole that you are." Verily i say this. Each man or woman is judged by their actions by the one who gave us life and everybody will reap what they sow and believe me i have reaped everything i have dished out. I have been a sore loser, i have bitched, i have acted childish, i have made fun of people when i clearly should have been making fun of myself for letting a sport disrupt my inner peace and stir the animal side in my nature that exists in everyone of us. I'm not here to suck up to anybody and i'm not here to apologize because everything has been equally dished out by everybody BUT i am here to cleanse myself of defying GOD's way and that's the way of peace, fun, and a heatlhy life. The more you bitch, the more you pick fun at somebody's flaws, the more you judge, the more you deny who you really are the more you are investing in your misery, pain, and suffering because in the end everybody creates their own heaven and hell through the choices they make everyday.

If anybody shares these feelings i would like you to confess it here right now and make yourself new
I'm not a christain, or Bhuddist, or anything
I just believe in the infinite creating spirit and that i'm trying to undo my mistakes for the sake of a healthy and peaceful coexistence with all of you who in one way or the other have been my friends.

May Peace and Blessings Shine Upon you all resplendently
"Maktub" (Arabic meaning "As It Is Written")

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i apologize

I apologize

I apologize

For a long time The GREAT YACOOB has slapped people famous and nameless, slapped people into becoming millionaires, and slapped people just because they pissed The GREAT YACOOB off. In response to the times The GREAT YACOOB was defeated and beaten bloody The GREAT YACOOB could only think of one way to get even with people and that was to LITERALLY write an entire Letter on Behalf of the person The GREAT YACOOB was to insult. Moving on with the point!
The GREAT YACOOB has had many opportunities to taunt, humiliate, and completely dismember those who The GREAT YACOOB felt like using as punching bags for the insults and tunes The GREAT YACOOB had in his (MAKE FUN OF YOU BANK) which The GREAT YACOOB withdrew Millions upon Millions of insults. BUT. In this case LATELY there has been one problem. One of the biggest Problems of ALL TIME and that's one of The GREAT YACOOB's most known adversary and that's Don King Promotions.

Listen up Don
The GREAT YACOOB isn't here to make fun of you, though The GREAT YACOOB wouldn't enjoy nothing more than to do that BUT seeing to it that Mikkel gave you the privelage of giving you the BIG PINK SCHOLASTIC ERASER ENABLING you to erase an entire message that YACOOB has posted YACOOB is offering YOU the opportunity of not having to wake up every morning in St. John's Wood in your London Flat after a sip of tea and plain toast SLIGTHLY Browned to a CRISP worrying if The GREAT YACOOB has posted something obscene to the Online Boxing Community.

The GREAT YACOOB is offering you this. To NO LONGER post anything that involves sexual themes or foul language. The GREAT YACOOB is giving you THE GREATNESS HONOR PINKY SWEAR WITH A SPICE OF The GREAT YACOOB's FAVORITE HALLELUJAH SLAP FRESHLY PACKAGED THAT HE WILL ABIDE BY THAT LAW. But here are The GREAT YACOOB's demands.
That The GREAT YACOOB has the RIGHT to post AT LEAST 2 posts a week about anybody including YOU as long as those two poisons are not mentioned in the post. The GREAT YACOOB isn't trying to sucker punch you into a corner but just KNOWS that His Posts are Extremely funny and fun for everybody with a FUNNY BONE. The GREAT YACOOB is going to keep it moderate and extremely entertaining that will make YOU, Your BOSS Mikkel, Crack Head Willy who is now in Rehab after being slapped famous, and ALL THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S FANS LAUGH SO HARD YOUR WISDOM TEETH WILL HURT!!

What Say You?
How about we take a Vote for everybody that's reading this
Give The GREAT YACOOB a thumbs UP or thumbs DOWN
depending on the votes if they OUTWEIGH the UP then YACOOB will never post again and if they OUTWEIGH the DOWN then YACOOB posts Indefinately as long as YACOOB abides by the law

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!

Did you guys start a new tournament?

THAT INTERVIEW WAS A LIE PAUL DION AND YOU KNOW IT!!
Let it be known that i'm going to whoop that piss of a monkey poo poo ass!

(Yacoob walks to the podium in front of all the audience and looks perfectly humble for the first time since he became an online boxing member)

Whose Yacoob trying to fool Ladies and Women
NOBODY!
Because the GREAT YACOOB is STILL and WILL ALWAYS BE
THE GREAT ONE
But with a record of
734 Wins 724 Losses Yacoob realizes that his dreams of becoming a Hall Of Famer isn't anywere in the near future
Yacoob's mediocre and with that said ladies and Women Yacoob is finalizing his stay here on online boxing
HELL
Yacoob's done his good deeds slapping jaws, and moving his paws, to give people ABUNDANCE AND JOY (A FRESH WATERING ONE MILLION DOLLARS TO THE STOOGES AND BONEHEADS)
All that Yacoob asks is that you all remember who he was and what he tried to do here on online boxing and that was make it lively and Yacoob hopes that each and every one of you follow in your own footsteps to contribute to the history of online boxing
Yacoob leaves behind his trademark for ALL TO ENJOY when financial hardship befalls them
SLAP!!!

It's been great being here and THE GREAT YACOOB will be watching on television while getting a lapdance

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN AND LEFT ONLINE BOXING!!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!
GLORY!!!

Ok Yacoob's been enjoying his stay here on online boxing slapping people famous and Nameless
BUT
in order to slap people in CATEGORIES the most important thing HAS and STILL IS lacking and that's MEMBERS!!!
from the looks of the chat rooms it looks like online boxing can hold up to at least 500 members in total
But day in and day out the chat rooms MAX is 11 MEMBERS on a RAINY DAY
MIKKEL
YACOOB has no clue what it's like to be a game technician or creator for that matter BUT for the LOVE OF GOD, ADVERTISE YOUR GAME!!!!
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A LOCAL GAMING EXPERIENCE!!!
THIS IS ONLINE BOXING!!
ONE OF THE BEST STRATEGIC BOXING GAMES YACOOB'S EVER PLAYED IN HIS ENTIRE WONDERFUL, FAMOUS, LIFE AND ACTUALLY AT TIMES PREFER IT OVER FIGHT NIGHT ROUND 3 FOR XBOX 360
Mikkel
now is the time for you to wake up and smell the fresh DOLLARS or SLAP whatever one will awake your senses
how much longer are you going to be filing your takes for 50 dollars a year?!
when this game could profit up to the thousands depending on your advertising techniques
YACOOB wants to be able to sign in on online boxing at SIX in the MORNING and see the rooms full of hundreds of online boxers
JUST LIKE STARCRAFT
AND WARCRAFT
THE TIME IS NOW MIKKEL
NO MORE WAITING
NO MORE TRYING TO PERFECT THE GAME
THE GAME IS THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
ITS TIME TO MAKE ONLINE BOXING PUBLIC!!!

IF YOU AGREE WITH YACOOB
PLEASE PLACE YOUR VOTES NOW!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!
TIME TO GET SLAPPED FAMOUS AND NAMELESS!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Let YACOOB enlighten you
THE GREAT YACOOB
wasn't spamming because YACOOB hasn't posted any topics in the last 3 weeks or more so HOW DARE YOU bring your narrow, orangutane wannabe ME room monitoring pumpkin pie patch of a piss of a monkey poo poo ass to The Great YACOOBS show SLAP ME DOWN T.V. and LOCK the room so his followers can't worship his HOLY PRESENCE
HOW DARE YOU have ALL THOSE TITLE BELTS and not defend them but RATHER
decide to entertain yourself by brushing against YACOOB's Greatness to try and get yourself a piece of spotlight by having people NOT LOOK UP TO YOU
BUT
think you an idiot and maniac for interrupting THE GREAT YACOOBS SPEECH
tell you what you can do
HERE TO BITE
take one of your favorite elmo movies and go to neverland ranch
on your way there pick up a couple of your buddies
Ernie, Bert, Big Bird, Snuffulupagus, The Joker, the Riddler, and the BIG FAT ALBERT HIMSELF and have a sleep over slumber party ELMO MARATHON FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT PLAYING SUCH GAMES THAT YOUR FAMILIAR WITH SUCH AS

1. Spin The Bottle
2. Hide and Go Freak
3. Baby Bath Butt Buddy Bonanza!!
and i'm sure your favorite
NUMBER 4
THE CIRCLE OF PIE!!
Rich and Creamy for all your BROKE BACK NEEDS!!!

And to end this disgusting ritual
I'm sure you'll all sing your favorite song

HERE TO FIGHT
HERE TO FIGHT
RAINBOW BRIGHT

HERE TO FIGHT
HERE TO FIGHT
RAINBOW BRIGHT!!!

HERE TO FIGHT
LIKES EM TIGHT
RAINBOW BRIGHT!!!

(YACOOB unable to stand anymore of this disgusting evidence decides to finish off with his MOST FAMOUS last words)
HALLELUJAH
YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!

You can't compete with the Stellar Athlete!!!

Here To Fight Rainbow Bright

YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED!!

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EDIT: Look I didnt punish you or any thing I simply was trying to express to you that spam will not be tolerated this time around.

-HTF

Yea man im bout ready to see what that's looking like myself cuz