Messages posted by: Yacoob

After his retreat back to his hometown in Jerusalem Yacoob announced to Online Boxing that he would return to the ring
Yacoob Said:
Fellow citizens of Jerusalem (He said in Arabic) why did Yacoob put down the gloves in the first place? I shall tell you why. I was tired of being punched in the face! Whether you work as a construction worker, a McDonalds employee, or even a Shoe Shiner there comes a time in a persons life that they need a break from building houses or flipping burger patties or putting the shine on peoples penny loafers.......(He turned away from the mic so he could laugh but then he made his face serious again) Clearly you all know that I was one of the most Famous boxers that ever graced this sport and my Athleticism was unparalleled as well as my psychological games shamed many opponents in and OUT of the ring.......my footwork would make Muhammed Ali dizzy, my punches would lay out Couture so he could assume his canvas blow jobs that he does so well might i add, and my friend Serious Business will continue looking up to me since i inspire him to be a GREAT boxer like me let me tell you ladies and gentlemen!!! (He grabs the microphone from the podium and begins to walk through the crowd pointing at people and jumping up in down like a reverend) Ye Shall be saved and see the best fights you've ever seen and theres no way to gaze upon this spectacle without FIRST coming through me..........thats right! Through me is the Mercedes BENZ of big screen televisions ready for you to view and slob on your small existence as I show you the true method of being the BEST ABOVE THE BEST while the others boxers try to be the BEST OF THE BEST
Verily i tell you all that the return of Yacoob will Set fire to the Box Office and pucker up your buttholes with excitement as the seat of your pants are lit up with Propane Punches from The Online Boxing Celebrity Yacoob!
Good Gracions Golly Gosh Yacoob is Back prepare yourselves and save up some money because seeing the heat of my fights doesnt come for free!! WHOOO! I FEEL GOOD! (He leaves the room laughing his head off and just as he reaches the curtain a camera a couple of inches from him gains his attention and he puts his face right in the camera and say's:
What a Wonderful World Of Winning: A Yacoob Story
Coming to a theatre near you
(Then Leaves)

It was good knowing you
My expiration is now in effect mode
Peace and Blessings

Penis Sniff Couture...............I couldn't have spread the truth about him without your help................You know what they say

"It's Ok To Be Gay"

(Laughter is heard as Yacoob throws up on the floor and walks away from the podium laughing his head off with his home boys)

Next week on Monday Yacoob's account will expire and i will not renew it. It has been my honor to box for online boxing and i will go down as one of the most controversial boxers this site has ever known. I've had more war's, humiliations, and popular battles than most boxers with thousands of wins. I beat Fernando Vargas with a stunning left hook for my first ever title, the North American Championship....And i out boxed Sugar Ray Leonard to achieve the most coveted of them all.....the OBW World Championship Crown... I'm the most known and am the big mouth of onilne boxing and my friends i tell you....I've payed for it plenty of times so dont think i'm not aware my Gluteous Maximus has been kicked on many occassions LMMFAO....I've had the biggest sense of humour and have made plenty of people leave the room for roasting them with jokes on many occassions. I've fought the top boxers and have beaten them even though i've had 600 fights and i started off fighting the top fighters in my first 20. Too bad though.....I always saw myself knocking out Mikkel and watching his body twitch from a powerful hook to his jaw from Yacoob's Golden Glove....oh well.....My worst enemies are as listed

1. Couture (Much respect to your boxing skill, but you and Yacoob will always have bad blood chump! I've had more exchange of words with you than any other boxer on this site because of your online boxing arrogance but Yacoob always had style something u lack brotha! And take some time off of online boxing its driving you crazy. Go on a date! You suck! You've won all these titles and have yet become the world champion!!! I did it with 600 fights and everytime you've gone for the world title you ended up face first on the canvas...Couture FYI.....the canvas is not for any other use but BOXING in.......ok......stop laying on it as if your giving the canvas a blow.....never mind...anyway this is advice not a personal attack so calm down i know your face is red as your reading this......or at least....NOW IT IS........lmao.......Couture......you play this game more than anybody else, you've had more titles than anybody else, and you argue with more people than anybody else but for some reason mikkel favors you.........you should thank him everyday for not posting to everybody some of your secrets that i know of........well i mine as well fill everybody in.........Couture kept telling everybody that he watched certain types of MOVIES.........now for a mature audience you would know what Yacoob's talking about but just know this.......it was the opposite of those MOVIES most men watch......get me? Brokeback mountain ring any bells?......anyway congradulations on all your successes couture you have a great life ahead of you............(laughter is heard in the background as he walks away from the podium to the back room)

2. The Man (Much respect to your boxing skill, but you and Yacoob will always have bad blood chump! You beat me 4 times in a row and i came back with 4 straight wins back at cha punk!! LMMFAO! Everybody watch the last fight me and The Man fought....or sorry...i shouldn't say it was a fight i just beat on him for 10 rounds straight....his name should be The Punching Bag I made him look like an old fighter especially with his bald head.......his hair line is RECEDING LMMFAO!!!

My Friends Are
1. Serious Business (man we've had some great laughs my friend and we've embarrassed many boxers.....we are brothers my puerto rican brother.......keep on fighting and i wish you the best of luck in everything that you do......your one of the many few to realize that Yacoob isnt such a BAD GUY......as some people often like to label him as.......but remember my friend.......the sun is always shining and when it does................the ladies are never too far away.......wrap it up LMMFAO!!

2. The Boss (From my worst enemy to my best friend) Man we've had some great battles with each other and i came back and knocked that head clean off.....but in all fun you beat me more times and that showed that you could overcome the best of the best........but remember....the moon is always shining and when it does.........the ladies need of companionship is never too far away.......wrap it up LMMFAO!!!

3. Rick_James 10 (The coolest newbie to enter online boxing) my boy has a sense of humour that will make your eyes sting from laughing....that boy will fight anybody no matter how many times he gets smacked around
and he gets smacked around a lot let me tell ya

4. P. Sniff Couture (For being a good Mascott for our Original Couture it was a wonderful imitation of our Veteran of online boxing Yacoob thanks you very much) (laughter is heard in the background as he walks away from the podium to the back room)

5. Pieced up (LMMFAO!! You just got pieced up! That's my boy man but yo! stay off that Xanax and quit smoking those plants they're affecting your judgement and your brain is strained......but still you a cool dude nonetheless

6. TinyMan (The rising champion i'm telling you he takes this game serious

Associates (We haven't been friends but Yacoob has respect for you

1. Namasuki ( I've called you many bad names except one that you should've been called.......A great female competitor on online boxing....this girl has knocked out many many of the top fighters on here except me of course and if you DO see any fights between me and her well...........i let my litttle brother play against her....yea that's it....my little brother....she could never beat me i'm a MAN!! Male Dominance forever! Male power! Male Power! Male Power! and namasuki....Stop dressing like a man.....have some dignity.....

2. Fernando Vargas (thanks for the many title shots i hate your guts for beating me all those times.....didn't it ever occur in your mind that you could let me win on purpose? i mean all the times you won that belt......your selfish........online boxing freak.........but nonetheless a great fighter

3. Sugar Ray......Man i wooped yo Motha Freaking Ash on our world title bout....hahahahah! I beat this man up look at our fight when i won.....oh my god sugar ray was on his knees holding his stomach and gasping for air....hahahah

Guess that's all i have to say

The Final Thought From Yacoob:

We go through life in our professions with ambitions to be great achievers
Champions, Pioneers, and Role Models in our crafts
Only few become delegates of the boxing world will set the stage and polish the way for the new fighters by knocking their teeth out, bashing in their eye sockets, and cracking their ribs
But in all respects this is the world of Online boxing
this is the life we've chosen and the profession that was provided to us when we sought for violence
There are those few who have became stars and stripes (Fernando Vargas, M A BARRERA, SUGAR RAY,) and Those who posses a quality unknown by many people to be horrifying and extremely rare in Nature......broke back mountain nature.....(COUTURE).....
But with all this said
This is our world
Take care of yourselves
and Each other

Yacoob From Jerusalem
OB RECORD
382 Wins 0 Losses

Title History: OBW, OBA, OBC, OBF, North American, South American and European Champion on 2 Occasions each

Also a Tournament Legend for knocking out opponents in the first 3 rounds

It's Yacoob once again the most valued player....I have a little suggestion for online boxing again and REMEMBER this is only my opinion and idea.
WHAT IF.......you could create a NEWBIE CHAMPIONSHIP for those players that just cant seem to get the hang of ONLINE BOXING? Maybe you could put a stipulation on those who have a certain amount of wins from getting the championship such as those over 300 wins or something like that? Just a Suggestion

MIKKEL
THE NAMES YACOOB ONE OF THE BEST FIGHTERS ONLINE BOXING HAS TO OFFER, BUT I HAVE A SUGGESTION TO YOU
SINCE THERE AREN'T THAT MANY FIGHTERS AND WE HAVE SO MANY DIFFRENT CATEGORIES FOR EXAMPLE, TOURNAMENT, OBC, OBW, OBA, EUROPE, NORTH AMERICAN, SOUTH AMERICAN, AND ALL THESE OTHER ONES MOST PEOPLE NEVER REALLY SIGN IN TO ALL THOSE ROOMS
TOPS
THERE ARE ONLY ABOUT 2 ROOMS PEOPLE SIGN INTO
THE TITLE KEEP GETTING EXCHANGED IN THE SAME HANDS EVERYTIME BECAUSE THE FIGHTERS ARE THE TOP ONLINEBOXING PLAYERS AND CAN SIGN IN UNDER ALL THESE DIFFRENT ROOMS THEY CHANGE NAMES AND IT GETS CONFUSING
I HAVE A VERY GOOD SUGGESTION
WHO REALLY CARES ABOUT BEING NORTH AMERICAN CHAMP OR SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMP
WHY NOT HAVE THREE CATEGORIES THAT WAY THE FIGHTERS WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO SIGN IN TO THOSE THREE AND EVERYBODY WILL STAY RANKED BETTER
WITH OVER 8 ROOMS NOBODY'S CAREER IS REALLY THAT CONSISTENT
I'LL GO SO FAR AS TO SAY YOU SHOULD NARROW IT DOWN TO TWO ROOMS
THAT WAY ALL THE FIGHTERS WILL ALL HAVE TO BE UNDER THE SAME DISTRICT AND THAT WAY THE ROOM WILL BE PACKED AT ALL TIMES INSTEAD OF HAVING 8 TO 4 FIGHTERS LOGGED IN
I UNDERSTAND IF YOU DISREGAURD THIS MESSAGE BUT I JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS MY OPINION
I'M SAYING THIS BECAUSE RIGHT NOW THERE AREN'T REALLY THAT MANY FIGHTERS AND NOBODY IS CONSITENTLY LOGGED IN TO FIGHT IN ALL THESE DIFFRENT ROOMS
I BET IT WOULD BE MORE COMPETITIVE AND EXCITING IF YOU NARROW IT DOWN TO 2 OR 3 CATEGORIES AND WE'LL REALLY SEE WHO THE HALL OF FAMERS ARE! YACOOB SIGNING OUT.....THANK YOU