Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

OH YEA AND FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE GOING TO POST A REPLY TO THIS POST SAYING THAT YACOOBS GOING TO COME BACK

OR THAT YACOOB IS LEAVING BECAUSE HE KEEPS LOSING OR YACOOB WILL BE BACK BECAUSE HE'S AN ADDICT OR EVEN YACOOB IS BIPOLAR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU CAN JUMP OFF A PARK BENCH, FALL HEADFIRST INTO THE PAVEMENT, AND DIE WHILE WISHING YOU COULD'VE HAD ONE LAST ONE NIGHT STAND WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS YOU UGLY LIP GLOSS WEARING MOTHA FUC*AS

This time it's for real
Say all the jokes you want to but you'll realize WHEN YACOOB'S GONE This game is going to be fuc*ing boring as hell without Me. It'll just be a bunch of lousy fighters with no creativity being NORMAL and trying to fit into the game like everybody else. You commotose bastards. As far as TBF Yacoob is giving the leadership to That 1 Dope Mexican.

This game is broken, Yacoobs been playing for a long time, Yacoob has had a little success which is better than nothing and has given and recieved a lot of ass whippings in the name of all things HOLY.

So The Great One finally without hesitation can say he DOES NOT QUIT but RESIGNS to move onto bigger, better things, hopefully OB 3D comes out soon.

HALLEUJAH YACOOB HAS LEFT!!!

BOTH OF YOU WERE WRONG

THE SAYING GOES, MEANING GENERALLY AND WIDELY ACCEPTED THAT, TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE MEANS

PEASANTS

ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND FLAWS IN THE GREAT YACOOBS SPEECHES

AND RED VIPER HOW DARE YOUR RED AND VAGINA BLOODY ASS INSULT THE NAME OF YACOOBS GOOD FRIEND LABRATORY

YOU KNOW REAPER IF YOU START ONE MORE POST ON HERE YOU'LL CATCH UP TO YOUR LOSSES WHICH ARE......ALOT!!

WELL LARRY HOMOLMES HAS A BRAIN AFTER ALL

OK OK OK WITH ALL THIS MUMBO JUMBO DUMBO COMPUTER TALK

IN LAYMEN TERMS WHAT IS REQUIRED TO STOP LAG, GET GREAT COMPUTER PERFORMANCE, AND BAN SOME OF THESE SKIPPING IDIOTS?

AND WHY AND HOW DO THOSE WHO LAG HAVE AN ADVANTAGE TO SLOW DOWN THOSE WITH SUPERIOR COMPUTERS?!

CAN WE PLEASE SHOOT THEM DEAD OR SOMETHING FOR YACOOB SAKES?!!

HOW DARE THE LIKES OF YOU INSULT GREATNESS
THE GREAT YACOOB BEAT BOTH OF YOU FAIR AND SQUARE AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD DO TO CHANGE THAT
RED VIPER YOU RANT ON DAY AFTER DAY ABOUT HOW TIRED YOU ARE OF THE GREAT ONE BUT IT CLEARLY SHOWS THAT YOUR JEALOUSY OF YACOOBS SUCCESS HAS MADE YOU ANGRY BY THE DAY

JUST GET OVER YOUR JEALOUSY EAT ANOTHER REFRESHING BOWL OF YACOOB FLAKES AND GO TAKE A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE BOULEVARD BECAUSE THE AIR IS FRESH AND WARM TODAY

THE SAYING GOES RED VIPER WHEN YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE:

WHEN YOU LOSE YOU LOSE
WHEN YOU WIN YOU STILL LOSE AT THE HANDS OF THE GREAT YACOOB

NEW QUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's your birthday and you haven't gotten pissed yet?
Are you MAD?!!!
MATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to the top of the road, bend a left, and right at the end of Marylebone lane w1u 4ry my old address there will be a Pub for you and your blokes to completely take the piss out of each other and get pissed while doing it. WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The time is now!!!!
OFF WITH YOU NOW!!!!
GO ON!!!
GO ON!!!!
Not a MOMENT MORE WILL YOU SIT HERE AND DISRESPECT YOUR SPECIAL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD SON OF A BI**H
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!1

just wanted to put this topic back on top of the messageboard

HAHAHAH THIS IS GREAT

FINALLY THE PEASANT FATNY GOT THE PICTURE!!

HAHHAHAHAHHA

Thanks King

The Rock didn't die you idiot it would've been all over the news by now
do you know how much money news agencies would make from the death of the SECOND IN LINE TO GREATNESS THE ROCK!!??

It say's something about WinRAR and downloading something and buying and all of that i don't get it at all

And i tried to download it in my browser as usual and it ends up closing all windows opened.

WTF?

Help a Coobie OuT!!

JEALOUSY FROM PEASANTS!!!

YACOOB LOVES IT!!!!!!!

The Great Yacoob not knowing what it was that brought about this feeling he had to act upon but it seemed to be the right thing to do seeing to it that his career had been one of Cunning, Decieving, and Pure Evil. The Great Yacoob decided that for once he'd do something worthwhile and come to the aid of a Dominant fighter that had all the odds stacking up against him. Though The Great Yacoob had monumental hatred for this SUMBIT*H Yacoob couldn't help but defend justice when justice was needed.

The Great Yacoob was on CNN in regaurds to all the consipracies and Drama that surrounded this fighter and Yacoob decided to tell everybody he would be defending this man in court.

The Great Yacoob was in front of the cameras and said:

GREATNESS HAS ENTERED. Now hear me Peasants of PLANET EARTH. The Great Yacoob comes to the aid of a promising fighter that has been charged with taking FINGER STEROIDS, CAFFEINE PILLS, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, SEXUAL SUPPRESANTS SO THAT THE CRAVING FOR THE FEMALE PASSAGE WOULD NOT HINDER HIM FROM BECOMING CHAMPION!

The reporters talk all at once in a great chatter causing The Great One to cover his ears and shout

The Great Yacoob: SILENCE!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU INSULT GREATNESS. You will be called upon OR YOU WILL BE SLAPPED FAMOUS AND MAKE ONE MILLION DOLLARS SINCE A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!

ALL THE REPORTERS SHOUT ALL AT ONE TIME EVEN ONE WOMAN SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS.
YACOOB STEPS FROM BEHIND THE PODIUM AND SAY'S

The Great Yacoob: BLESS YOU CHILD! (AND SLAPS THE TASTE OUT OF HER MOUTH AND ONE MILLION DOLLARS FALLS ONTO THE WOMAN WHICH STARTS A REPORTER BATTLE ROYAL TO FIGHT OVER THE MONEY)

The Great Yacoob: Let's take this to the court!!

In court The Online Boxing Community puts the odds against Fatny who is the defendent of his position charged with taking FINGER STEROIDS, CAFFIENE PILLS, AND SEXUAL SUPPRESSANTS.

The Great Yacoob: Hello Judge Mathis how are you my old friend?
Judge Mathis: Im doing fine COOB how are you my friend?
The Great Yacoob: Still slapping people famous and nameless. Would you care for one?
Judge Mathis: (Whispers) not right now....but uh....after court i could use the extra million dollars..hahahah
The Great Yacoob: I CALL FATNY TO THE STAND!

Fatny hobbles out like Gollum to the booth and is sworn in By The Great Yacoob

The Great Yacoob: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth SO HELP YOU YACOOB?

Fatny: I swear

The Great Yacoob: Please have a seat. Fatny The Great Yacoob has known you for 2 plus years now wouldn't you agree?

Fatny: Yes sir.

The Great Yacoob: Yes sir?
Fatny: Sorry. Yes Great ONE.
The Great Yacoob: Better. Fatny wouldn't you also agree that The Great Yacoob used to whip your ass more than anybody in this game at one point until you became a FINGER STEROID TAKING, CAFFEINE PILL POPPING, OVER THE COUNTER DRUG ABUSING SUMBIT*H?
Fatny: But i thought you were here to defend my.....
The Great Yacoob: SILENCE IN THE NAME OF YACOOBISM!!!!!!!!!
Fatny: (Puts his head down in shame)
The Great Yacoob: The Great Yacoob would like the judge to disregaurd that last statement The Great One just made.
Judge Mathis: Granted
The Great Yacoob: The Great Yacoob would like to call THE GRIM REAPER TO THE STAND!

The Grim Reaper who tried to be Yacoobs personal ass wiper excitedly jumps up like it was The Price is Right.

The Grimp Reaper runs to Yacoob with open arms to give him a hug but Yacoob pulls his hand back as far as it will go and SLAPS THE SH*T OUT OF REAPER SO HARD only A SINGLE DOLLAR FALLS ONTO HIS FACE

The Great Yacoob: (Laughing says) I just wanted to do that secruity please escort Reaper back to hell thank you.

The Great Yacoob turning back to Fatny: Now Fatny it is now a known fact that there IS GREAT evidence stockpiled against you that points out incriminating evidence that you INDEEED ARE A NO LIFE, COMPUTER ADDICT, THAT HAS GIVEN UP FEMALE PASSAGE IN ORDER TO BECOME DOMINANT IN THIS SPORT AND THE GREAT YACOOB IS TELLING YOU RIGHT NOW THAT YOU MUST END YOUR WAYS AND TAKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR!!!!!!

Fatny jumps up: NO NO NO!!! Yacoob you said you were defending me man why is that YOU'VE DECIDED TO

The Great Yacoob: (PUNCHES FATNY) SIT DOWN!!!!!!!! THE GREAT ONE IS HELPING YOU IN FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS DOING MORE FOR YOU THAN YOU'D DO FOR YOURSELF WHICH IS WHY HE'S DECIDED TO ORDER THE COURT TO BAN FATNY FROM THIS GAME FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR TO RECOLLECT THE PIECES OF HIS ALREADY TATTERED LIFE SO THAT HE WILL FIND SOME SENSE OF PEACE AND NOT BECOME GLUED BEHIND THE COMPUTER FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE!! ALL THOSE IN FAVOR SAY AYE!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLINE BOXING FIGHTERS IN ATTENDANCE SHOCKED SAY: AYE!!!
REAPER POPS HIS HEAD UP FROM THE FLOOR FROM HELL AND SAY'S: HEY!!!!
THE GREAT YACOOB WALKS OVER AND STOMPS ON HIS HEAD AND YOU CAN HEAR REAPER'S VOICE TRAIL OFF AS HE FALLS INTO THE ABYSS.

JUDGE MATHIS: (LAUGHING SO HARD CAN BARELY HIT THE ANVIL ON THE DESK AND JUST SAY'S) FATNY BANNED FOR A YEAR.
(AND LEAVES THE COURT ROOM STILL HOWLING IN LAUGHTER

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY HAPPY NOW? YACOOB TOLD YOU'D HE COME TO THE AID OF THE COMMUNITY!!!