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The Great Yacoob has noticed there's no tutorial at all as in to how to play this game so i took it upon myself to make one of my own. Mikkel please consider making this tutorial and putting My name, The Great Yacoob by it. Thanks
These easy and realiable instructions are based off of the NUMERICAL KEYPAD
The Instructions are divided by Character Meters, Defense, Outside Boxing, Inside Boxing, Boxing while Crouching, Countering, and The Final Thought
CHARACTER Meters: Manual Page 0
These are the 4 GREEN BARS of energy that are connected to your fighter. Paying attention to these bars can make the difference between winning or losing
Each of these bars are GREEN which start out as FULL GREEN at the beginning of each fight and go down according to how much damage your fighter endures.
COLORS - Your health constantly recovers at a SET RATE and goes down everytime you take damage
1. Green - Good Health -
2. Red - Bad Health - Need to Recover or take a risk and fight your way out of red while recovering
Bar 1: Head Energy - A meter that shows you different levels as you take damage to the head
Bar 2: Body Energy - A meter that shows you different levels as you take damage to the body
Bar 3: Punching Power - A meter that goes down for every punch you throw. The farther down it goes the less damage your punches will affect your opponent, the higher up it is the more damage you will deal to your opponent.
Bar 4: Stamina - A meter that represents your fighters level of fatigue. The lower it goes the harder it is for your fighter to recover and take punches. The higher it is the better performance your fighter will display and be able to go the distance with your opponent.
The Great Yacoob will teach you how to do offense and defense and what punches are heavy, medium, and light and what can counter them so pay close attention or get slapped for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
DEFENSE: Instructions Manual Page 1
Blocking is very easy in this game sort of like streetfighter but even easier. Blocking is done automatically for you as far as the head defense from outside punches and body punches. This is very wise to use so that your fighter can avoid being punched
1. When your opponent holds his hands up he can block all outside punches
Can Be Countered by: Underhand Uppercuts, Heavy Hooks, Uppercuts, and Inside Hooks, and Side Jabs
2. Body Defense - Done automatically by having your fighter drop his hands to his body will protect against ALL BODY PUNCHES but it puts your head in danger of being punched so mix it up
3. Inside Head Defense - This is when you fold your arms to block all inside power punches to the head by Upperctus, Upperhand Uppercuts, Heavy Hooks, and Inside Hooks
Can Be Countered By: ALL BODY PUNCHES
To do this defense: Press and Hold 1
4. Dodging - This defense is used to completely avoid being touched by your opponents punches altogether. This evasion is used by your opponent moving his head and body side to side which can be frustrating for your opponent.
Button to push: Hold 5 and push and hold either forward > or backwards <
When you hold backwards your fighter dodges to the left and that avoids the following punches: The overhand right, the body jab, Rapid Fury Punches, Rapid Body Punches, Underhand Uppercut, Body Hook, Quick Body Jab, and the Body Uppercut
When you Hold Forward your opponent dodges to right and that avoids the following punches: The Left Jab, Heavy Hook, Rapid Fury Punches, Rapid Body Punches, Uppercuts, Inside Hooks, and the body jab
Note: Moving forwards and backwards in different rythms confuses your opponents so that you become more unexpected. Do not rely on blocking by itself because good footwork is also a GREAT DEFENSE MECHANISM for staying out of harms way and not being touched at all by PUNCHES!!
Note: All Punches take a toll on your fighters stamina and Punching power so use your punches wisely
BOXING FROM THE OUTSIDE: Instructions Manual Page 2
All outside punches can be countered if you step in before they land the punches on you or if you block them and step in
1. Left Jab - Light Punch - ( Very effective at lowering your opponents head energy and countering all power punches from the inside such as Uppercuts, Underhand Uppercuts, and Heavy Hooks.)
Button To Push: 9
2. Overhand Right (Right Jab) - Heavy Punch - (Very powerful at scoring Knockouts and countering Uppercuts, Underhand Uppercuts, Heavy Hooks, and the Left Jab)
Button To Push: Ctrl 9
3. Body jab - Light Punch (This is good at draining body energy slowly but if you counter any of your opponents Heavy Hooks, Uppercuts, Underhand Uppercuts, Left Jabs, and Overhand Rights, this will drain your opponents body energy significantly. Be careful though against the jab punches beacuse they can sever your head if you do not time the body jab accurately.
Button To Push: 3
4. Heavy Hook - Heavy Punch - (USE WITH CAUTION - this will devastate either YOU or your Opponent depending on how the situation goes. If you catch your opponent with this hook and you have full punch power two hooks can Knock them out. If you're countered while hooking you can get knocked out by one punch at times - Ctrl 1
5. Lean Back (Evades jabs, Overhand Rights, and Hooks) - 7
To punch while leaning back in case your opponent tries to hit you push - 9 (This doesn't do too much damage because it's mainly a tap to the face that keeps them at bay but can be effective if your opponents head energy is in red because it can score a knockdown
6. Rapid Fury Punches - Medium Punch (A rapid punch of left and right that's good for breaking through your opponents defense for points they do damage if done correctly and can score you a knockdown) - Push Ctrl and >
on your numerical keypad
BOXING INSIDE - Instruction Manual Page 3
This is when fights usually get real dangerous and bloody and most times boxing matches turn into all out brawls.
These punches can break through the Outside defense which is when the fighter has both hands Upwards protecting his face
1. Uppercuts - - Heavy Punch This is a very good punch that can be used repeatedly that will surprise your opponent if used when it's least expected.
Button To Push: Ctrl 8 or Ctrl Up
2. Underhand Uppercut - - Heavy Punch This punch is devastating for a lot of fighters and i've seen it used in many instances to Knockout opponents. This punch is usually used as a step-in punch and is a good counter against Hooks and Uppercuts
Button To Push: Ctrl 7
3. Inside Hook - Heavy Punch - This punch is probably one of the smallest looking punches in the game but does OUSTANDING DAMAGE and EVEN KNOCKS OUT opponents on occassions. This is the last opportunity to get a punch in when an opponent tries to get you into a clinch.
Button To Push Ctrl 3
4. Body Hook- Heavy Punch - This punch is very powerful and is good when used in accordance with the Inside hook because it keeps your opponent from getting you into a clinch.
Button To Push: Ctrl 2
5. The Body Rapid Punches - Medium Punch - This is when your fighter does a rapid body punch that can drain an opponents body like water going down a drain. when your opponent crouches and tries to run into you this punch can devastate your opponent. If it's used early enough when your opponent is standing and tries to walk into you and you can dodge his punches the rapid will give him hell
Button To push: Ctrl < back
BOXING WHILE CROUCHING - Instruction Manual Page 4
Very good at ducking STANDING PUNCHES but can be bad for when your opponent uses the Body Hook and the body jab, or goes down with you to take it to the crouch position
1. Quick Body Jab - Light Punch - (This is one of the safest ways to punch your opponent while not getting hit and do great body damage. The body jab is good at countering the left jab, the overhand right, and all other standing punches
Button To Push - Ctrl 9
2. The Crouching Body Jab- Light Punch - This punch is good at stopping your opponent from coming into a clinch while crouching or from getting in close while crouching to do a body uppercut. It is also a good body jab that is quick so it can help you avoid being hit by heavy hits
Button To Push - 9
3. Right Hand Body Punch - Heavy Punch - This punch is devastating a extremely effective for scoring knockouts or damaging your opponents body. It's also good in using in a combination for a Heavy Hook to go upstairs to the head of your opponent. It is also a Slow punch so be careful, because it puts you in danger everytime you do it of being hit.
Button To Push - 3
4. The Body Uppercut - Heavy Punch - Like the Inside Hook, this punch is devastating and extremely sneaky. It's another punch that is good as a last punch before a clinch. Can be used in combination with the inside hook to go downstairs and body uppercut or you can body uppercut and go upstairs to hit the head with an inside hook.
The Final Thought
This Manual is the Bible to you learning how to become a proficient online boxing fighter. This manual will be a good starters kit for those of you who are just starting your careers, a good way to help those of you who've been fighting for a short period of time to refine your skills, and even for those of you who have been playing for years to recall what you may have forgotten
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HALLELUJAH
(The show begins with Oprah's morning greeting to the audience in attendance and the viewers watching at home.)
Oprah: Hello and welcome to the Oprah show. Today we have a very special guest whose influence has reached the far corners of the earth with his witty jokes, his famous quotes, and some of the best fights ever to embrace the sport of boxing. He was the youngest Online Boxing World Champion having accomplished the task in his first 200 fights, the best amateur fighter of all time, and the most celebrated entertainer of all time. He goes by the name of The Great Yacoob!!!!
(Everybody erupts into cheer and applaud as The Great Yacoob enters onto the stage and gives Oprah a hug and kiss on the cheek and finally takes a seat in front of her. He looks at Oprah with a mischievious smile and then turns to the crowd that chant his name)
THE GREAT YACOOB!!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!
THE GREAT YACOOB!!!
(The Great Yacoob puts up his hand to silence them and the stage falls deathly quiet)
The Great Yacoob: A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!
Everybody including Oprah chants with him like they're slaves under his mind control and they all burst out in laughter.
Oprah: Yacoob its great to have you here on our show and i'm sure the fans and especially the women are excited to see you in person here this morning.
(The women scream in unison throwing panties on the stage)
The Great Yacoob: Thank You very much to all of you. The Great Yacoob say's that you all will be blessed in the name of Yacoobism.
Oprah: (laughing) Yacoob everybody wants to know where you stand currently in online boxing. What's your position with The gang The Black Fist Family you created and then destroyed afterwards? What about your long time friend and rival Serious Business aka The Problem? What about your historical rival Couture who was the first person you ever made jokes about? What did you mean by balancing fame and athletisism? What do you make about the comeback of Here To Fight and especially the current Super Champion Fatny?
The Great Yacoob: Well to answer your FIRST QUESTION of those series of questions The Great One has to say this. The Great Yacoob started The Black Fist Family to demonstrate just how powerful he is in this game and how much respect The Great Yacoob has from the other fighters in this game. Though we may not get along most of the time we still have respect for each other in one way or the next. When The Punani 4 Pound Gang was started by Mad Skills The Great Yacoob didn't mind Nor CARE AT ALL that there was a group of interns attempting to try and control an industry of professionals. But when the chatter began to get out of hand as if they were the dominant force The Great Yacoob decided to assemble a group of people that would show them the definition of an Ass Whippin You'll Never Forget and that's exactly what we did. After completely obliterating them Regaurdless of what Rocky Marciano say's because he's just a virgin without a HOLE TO STICK IT IN, The Black Fist Family wiped them out.
On to the second Question. Serious Business AKA The Problem not only WAS The Great Yacoobs best friend here in this sport BUT STILL IS regaurdless of what we say to each other. We are the founders of the first gang of online boxing called The Drama Clique and we ran this organization called Online Boxing by insulting any and everybody that stood in our way. This was during the time we were amateurs and still trying to establish ourselves as professionals. You have to understand that The Great Yacoob and Serious Business DO NOT and WILL NOT be like some of these boxers on here that are friends and say sweet things to each other. Our friendship is hands down a son of a bitch friendship that means we are friends but we are tough sons of bitches that express it through insults, fighting, and slander. Serious Business just recently retired and there were rumours he would return, but nobody knows right now, not even Myself, but what The Great Yacoob DOES KNOW is that he's busy keeping himself busy with the ladies so power to him.
Question 3. Penis Sniff Couture aka The Great Yacoobs doormat just popped his head in the other day's LAUNDRY to make sure to catch a Great WHIFF of fighters underwear but he soon left when he saw that The Great Yacoob was going to slap him into the moon if he didn't leave and stop being so perverted. Couture sparked The Greatness inside of myself because he was such a bastard at the time. The Great Yacoob saw him talking more trash than Oscar The Grouch so it was during that time that I decided, since i couldn't beat him because i was an amateur, that i would attack him psychologically and it worked. After attributing him to a draw sniffer that name of Penis sniff couture soon began to ring through the halls amongst all the fighters in the locker rooms, thus making him infamous. As far as where we stand now.......it's pretty much a done deal couture is barely even remembered except as a legend or a myth of someone everybody ought to watch out for if they don't want another man's face sniffing in their underwear.
Oprah and the audience bursts out in laughter
Oprah: That is quite amazing i actually remember my son dragging me to the room during some of your classic battles and i have to say that though Couture was more experienced in the ring you were ten times more experienced in having friends, popularity, intensity, and the times you did win you almost knocked the guys out of their shoes. hahahah.
The Great Yacoob: I've had some of the best matches because when Yacoob began his career he fought the best of the best. I never ducked anybody and i went the distance with many of the top fighters though they've tried to push that fact in the back of their minds.
Now moving on to the question about The Great One trying to balance fame and also maintaining his Technique in the ring. The Great Yacoob soon realized that once he began to create the quotes that are still being chanted today he had to keep them fresh and alive by coming up with more so that the fans would always be entertained. The Great Yacoob never expected to grow in popularity so quickly and have such a following of people. At the time I saw it as a perfect opportunity to gain respect, fortune, and permanent recognition. Everywhere i went when i was going on tour were lines of die hard and loyal fans to get my autograph, movie companies gave me offers that i turned down because online boxing was my profession, i spoke on several television shows, press conferences, and even made speeches to thousands of people in attendance. THAT was worth putting boxing on the backburner temporarily because it gave The Great One time to promote himself and establish his name that would never be forgotten. You see many fighters have long careers like Tyrant, Cynic, M. A. Barrera, Greg Haugen, Fernando Vargas and many others. They are all exceptionally talented fighters but that was all they were. They didn't have quotes, they didn't entertain they were and still are ALL PLAIN individuals. That's what seperated me from the rest of everybody else. Yacoob didn't want to go down as the good fighter that achieved success and then eventually went down the drain after he made the hall of fame. I wanted to give the world a show, an adventure as you saw a stellar athlete unfold and give you an Expedition through The Great Road Of Glory. So by sacrficing my skill to attend these things it took away from my boxing success but it MADE ME A SUCCESS IN RETURN, one that cannot be surpassed by anybody.
Oprah: And that's why we love you so much Yacoob you've done so much for online boxing. You made if fun to watch and helped it become more than just a show of skill you gave it personality and made it unique. So now before we end our show we'd like to ask you about Here To Fight's return and Fatny's dominance in the sport.
The Great Yacoob: (Chuckles to himself) To be honest with you Oprah Here To Fight is one tough son of a bitch but he retired at a very bad time when he was still on top and dominating the sport. When Unstoppable rose to the top and made the Hall Of Fame he squeezed as much out of it as he could until he really decided that he was going to retire and stay retired and he did. He retired with success and not a single person could say anything about him as far as what he could've done different. Here To Fight grew bored and when he retired he realized that he wasn't ready to do that so he made his return and it has been unsuccesfull so far against Fatny who is a younger fighter. I beat Here To Fight a few times and it was one hell of a task to accomplish but Fatny pulverizes vets like they were a bunch of crackheads high on rock and drunk, which brings me onto Fatny.
Fatny YES has rose to the top, and has dominated for months on end, and has beaten all the top fighters. Where he went wrong was he decided that he got there all by himself as if nobody helped him. He doesn't help train the younger fighters, he's all out for himself and he pretends that he's the most recognized fighter of all time when clearly nobody and The Great Yacoob means NOBODY likes him. It's amazing that a fighter would rise to the top and become the most Hated Champion of all time and not because he's beating everybody, not because he's unfriendly, but because he is literally the most BORING, Spiritually DEAD, and emotionally unstable son of a bitch this industry has ever seen. The Great Yacoob used to whip Fatny's ass all the time in his amateur years and he's forgotten that. He's forgotten how sorry he actually WAS and still IS and it's because of his success as champion that NOW he begins to make attempts at being a wise ass. The Great Yacoobs going to make a prediction
The minute Fatny loses those title belts and stops playing for more than two weeks he will literally be forgotten forever. Nobody will so much as BARELY utter his name or even acknowledge he ever fought here on online boxing. He's not talented, he has no other ambitions to aspire to anything but be a fighter, and he's literally a brain dead fool. Fatny is a machine without a heart or anything made of human material inside of him. Yacoob almost feels bad for the guy. Yacoob tried to get him a date with some women a couple of times but Fatny decided he would rather date the punching bag so Yacoob left the locker room so he could have a moment with himself and the bag. Without those gloves on his hands the only thing he's going to use them for is to box that small pecker to men modeling contests!! HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!
Oprah and the rest of the audience burst out in laughter
Oprah: Thank you so much Yacoob it's been my pleasure to have you on the show
The Great Yacoob gets up and gives Oprah a hug and then walks up to the camera
The Great Yacoob: Fatny, The Great One's coming for you to take that duracel battery out of your back and turn you into a real human being. Maybe you'll even get a date if you're lucky. hahahah!!
End of The Oprah show featuring The Great Yacoob
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In response to that LONG AND INSUBORDINATE POST The Great Yacoob is going to forgive you ONLY THIS ONCE since YACOOB IS RESPONSIBLE FOR A LOT OF THE BRAIN DAMAGE YOU HAVE SUFFERED IN YOUR CAREER.
Listen up you Red Anus Blood/Shit stain son of a fucking bitch
DONT YOU EVER..............AND THE GREAT YACOOB MEANS........EVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR in your pathetic Red of an existence which has nothing at all to do with online boxing seeing to it as you pop out of the SEWERS ONCE OR TWICE A MONTH TO BITCH AT YOUR HERO, THE GREAT YACOOB, TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN...AND YACOOB MEANS EVER! DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN RED VIPER YOU HEAR ME?
Yes you have beaten The Great Yacoob many times BUT in retrospect The Great Yacoob has KO'd your ASS EVEN MORE TIMES OVER THE YEARS
You talk shit about beating The Great Yacoob recently when he's not even in his prime? YOU DARE SLITHER YOUR SNAKE ASS OUT OF THE GARDEN OF ADAM AND STEVE TO DISRUPT ONE OF THE GREAT YACOOBS STAR STUNNING POSTS?!! THE GREAT YACOOB WHIPPED YOUR RED ASS FOR CLOSE TO TWO YEARS BEFORE YOU FINALLY GOT GOOD AND STARTED COMING BACK SO AS FAR AS YOUR SORRY AS OWNING, THE ONLY THING YOU'VE BEEN DOING IS CATCHING UP SO YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR TONE AND MIND YOUR MANNERS OR YOU WON'T BE GETTING ANY SUPPER FOR DINNER TONIGHT YOU RED BITCH!
AND SINCE YOU WERE OUT OF LINE AND DID NOT BOW DOWN TO THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD, THE GREAT YACOOB, THE GREAT ONE IS GOING TO RECALL THE TIME YOU WENT THROUGH YOUR COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET STAGE, REMEMBER THAT OLD NAME YOU WORE FOR A WHILE GAY RED COCK BOY VIPER?
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE WHO WERE ACTIVE BACK THAN KNOW WHAT YACOOB IS TALKING ABOUT!
Now if anybody else has anything else to say
PLEASE say it now so that The Great Yacoob can continue entertaining his MILLIONS OF FANS
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!
A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS!!!
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Ray Johnson what comes out of YOUR MOUTH is not only BORING, SARCASTIC, and PLAIN but you have the personality of a man that's most exciting TIME IN HIS LIFE was when he finally made his first friend at age 19 in college when REALLY it was a classmate assigned to you in order to finish a school project.
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!
and as for my POINTLESS POSTS as you like to call them it's a no brainer for me to birth this beautifal piece of work you see before you
Less than 3 minutes and the LONG posts only about 5 so change your attitude, Know Your Place in the Presence of Greatness. and Smell What Yacoob Is Cookin
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The Great Yacoob is a witty, confident, smart mouthed, decietful, backstabbing, humourous, sexy, and arrogant son of a bitch. When he first walked into this sport he started out as every boxer that entered this sport and that's a Noob. Having elevated through the ranks and capturing the World Championship on two occassions against Sugar Ray, Yacoob became The Great Yacoob an "I don't give a damn" personality that became an icon and emblem of Online Boxing. When The Great Yacoob left the boxing world died and when he came back the expectations of his MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF MOUTH WATERING FANS ROSE UP TO GIVE SALUTE TO THE TRUTH THE GREAT YACOOB!! Having insulted and obliterating Penis Sniff Couture online boxing's draw sniffer The Great Yacoob kept moving up to bigger challenges. Having had constant and heated exchanges with Don King Promotions the Ambassador The Great Yacoob proved that titles meant nothing to him when it came to him defending his honor. Having an all out war with Flash proved to be The Great Yacoobs most intense battle of his career having won the rivalry and his battle with Red Viper resulting in many losses proved that The Great Yacoob was indeed just a MAN. Never a consistent fighter The Great Yacoob had his doctor's note for not having success with title victories and it was because he was not only a fighter, an author, a lover, and celbrity but he was also a visionary. Having done so many interviews, being in countless movies, trying to develop new material he could throw in his opponents faces, and keeping his fans entertained he was lacking in his skills in the ring and paid for it. BUT regaurdless of the losses and punishment he took in the ring he was still ADORED AND HAILED MORE THAN THE CHAMPIONS THEMSELVES!!!
So now that The Great Yacoob has put his showstopping performances on hold he's now bringing his talent to the ring so he can achieve the LAST OF HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS!
He's already famous
He's already the youngest World Online Boxing Champion of all time having done it in his first 300 fights
He's already been awarded as the most entertaining fighter on Online Boxing
He's Beaten all of the top fighters more than 3 times during his noob career
The last thing on that list is becoming Super Champion and then on to The Hall Of Fame
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Quote
GIVE SALUTE TO THE TRUTH THE GREAT YACOOB
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The Great Yacoob is sure FATNY accounts for HALF OF THAT TOTAL
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I agree these people dominate for too long
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Happy B Day
FROM GREATNESS
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LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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First off it feels good to be back after a ONE DAY Retirement The Great Yacoob enjoyed his stay in the solomon islands and it's beautifal beaches complete with a lovely beach house, strippers, and a delicious cup of Mango Juice.
As for Rocky Marciano and Pilipinas let The Great Yacoob keep this funny, short, and sweet
Starting with the sumbitch Rocky Marciano. You're pretty damn good at this game. Your gang members love you, your rivals hate you, and your bed is jealous because you spend more time sitting in your computer chair than you do catching up on rest and preparing for a REAL DAY OF LIFE. Let me tell you something and listen well. Rocky Marciano though you take such a cherished name of a man that not only held titles, not only got MORE WOMEN than you, your father, Grandfather, and GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER have seen in their pathetic virgin lives having birthed each other through Sperm Donations, BUT also was respected. You on the other hand have respect from a bunch of comic book junkies that would turn down a date to attend a Silver Surfer comic book signing by some Pedafile dressed up in a costume!!! HAHAHAHAHH MATTER OF FACT THE GREAT YACOOB IS ALMOST SURE THAT ANGER YOU DIRECT AT HIM IS FROM FRUSTRATION OF HAVING BEEN IN THE LAP OF A SANTA CLAUSE IMPOSTER!!!
What is The Great Yacoob talking about???? Would you like him to explain?
Sometime back The Great Yacoob remembers when you said that a man approached you when you were a little boy while you were pulling your wagon and your apple for the teacher to school. A man dressed in a santa clause suit came from the shadows and said he'd take you to the North Pole. But since you were a little boy you didn't realize that when he brought you to his house with Reindeer statues and elves with lights in their heads and christmas lights on the windows that inside it wasn't the NORTH POLE.......NO!!! It was the inside of a pedafiles HOME!!!! so when you sat on his lap and he told you Rudolph the red nose reindeer stories while you sat on his lap making christmas wishes you fell asleep. And when you woke up you weren't sleeping on a SAUSAGE you were sleeping on a PAIR OF BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Next up Pilipinas
You're stupid, an idiot, you suck, and you masturbate to fitness videos of women.
end of story thank you
HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!
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LMMFAO @ CATFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAT PISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Consider it done and Destroyed My Teacher
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Yacoob say's that 500 more wins than losses is a great way of being elected in the Hall Of Fame
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Shut the hell up you sensitive prick
You think by gaining people's sympathy that's going to change online boxing?
You talk about this game being JUST A GAME and you quit playing over some words?!!
That means that it hurts your feelings and puts you down you fuck
and you talk about Yacoob being retarded?
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHH!!!!
YOU FUCKING FOOL!
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And rise Yacoob Shall
HAHAHHAHAHAHHHA!!!!!
Yacoob is back and more deadly than ever before
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