Messages posted by: The Great Yacoob

The Great Yacoob would like to welcome new members Wolverine and Killer 14

HAHAHAHAH FATNY's ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JACKPOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE KNOWS I'M RIGHT AND THAT ANALYSIS OF WHO YACOOB IS YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BUT WHAT WE BOTH KNOW, YOU AND I, IS THAT YOU ARE ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH don't be mad Fatny Fathead your mother is still safe with me

and it only took me 6 minutes to type
hahahhahahhahahahahhahah MASCOT!!!!!

give me a Y!!!!
give me an A!!!
give me a C!!!
give me a O!!!
give me a O!!!
give me a B!!!!

what does it spell?!!!

YACOOB!!!!

hahahhahahahhah my stomach hurts!! hahahhahahah and NIGEL The Bigot Benn is still at it again with the racial slurs and comments

Fatny me having nothing to do?!!!!

you talk about me?!! and you can beat everybody in this game?!! that means you have absolutely NOTHING TO DO and that it took HOURS AND HOURS OF PRACTICE TO BEAT EVERYBODY!!!! EVEN HERE TO FIGHT?!!!!

LMMFAO@@@@@@@!!!! YOU FOOL!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!! LMMFAO!!!!!! i bet all you have is a square room to stay in, a computer, and junk food to eat!! LMMFAO!!!!

what a sacrifice you made to be the champion!!!!!

LMMFAO!!!!

lmmfao i keep reading it over and over because it's not only FUNNY
BUT ACTUALLY TRUE!!!!!

hahahahhahahhaha

PIMP SLAPPED

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Booker T? are you kidding me? i look ten times better than that ugly ass dude

So you decided to pair me up with Booker T because that's the only BLACK PERSON you know about because your RACIST?!!

meaning you know probably more WHITE or CAUCASIAN WRESTLERS than BLACK WRESTLERS?

BOOKER T?
hahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahhaha

i look nothing like him

He's darker, has a wide ass ugly nose, IS BUG EYED and i'm not becuase my eyes are low as if i've been smoking BHUDDA LMMFAO!!!!

AND YOUR JUST A RACIST?!!

Only reason you said Booker T was because it was ONE of VERY VERY FEW BLACK PEOPLE YOU KNOW ABOUT!!!

HAHAHAHHAHA

SO AS YOU CAN SEE FATNY YOU MAY HAVE SUCCESS BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE GREATNESS AND IT'S GREATNESS THAT LASTS FOREVER MEANING YOU MAY BE A MULTI TIME OB CHAMPION AND HALL OF FAMER BUT THE GREAT YACOOB WHETHER HE'S CHAMP OR NOT, THE FACT REMAINS YACOOBS LEGACY WILL LAST FOREVER AND AFTER A WHILE AFTER YOUR GONE YOU WILL BE FORGOTTEN

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16TH PARABLE OF THE GREAT YACOOB

SUCCESS COMES AND GOES......BUT GREATNESS LASTS FOREVER

So you actually decided you'd do a battle of wits with The Great Yacoob?
It was one thing to post a picture of a roll of toilet paper and make a metaphor of my anger as crying

BUT it's another thing to SAY THAT YOU KNOW ME

Listen Up sister

When you first began this game Fatny you were what Yacoob liked to call a Mascot. You were the one everybody handed the costume to because the knew you'd do such a good job at dancing and having the little hat with the soda inside of it with the straw that could go to your mouth so you could dance and sip the drink to cool yourself off while in the gym during Yacoobs fights. Why and The Great Yacoob means WHY did you forget where you came from? Why is it that when Yacoob gave you the interview for the MASCOT POSITION did you forget who got you to where it is you now stand? AND who always gave you the TIPS for opening Yacoob's door when he entered the arena to prepare for a fight? ME.

because of your blatant disrespect and for having the tenacity of actually NOT KNOWING YOUR PLACE and missing a MONTHS BREAKFAST OF YACOOB FLAKES, also part of a slapping good breakfast, Yacoob is going to REFRESH THAT BIG BALD HEAD OF YOURS, and for those who are NEW bring them back to the days before FATNY QUIT HIS DAY JOB, and decided to focus his entire life on ONLINE BOXING.

The Great Yacoob interviewing Fatny: Dialouge

Yacoob: Fatny.....Fatny please come on in and have a seat

Fatny: WOW!! MR. YACO......I mean.....Your Holiness, THE GREAT YACOOB it is my honor to have you in my presence....i mean in the presence of GREATNESS which i wish i was.....but as you can see i'm applying for a career in the arts of being a MASCOT.

Yacoob: Of course Fatny....of course.....not everybody can be famous and not everybody damn sure can be The Great Yacoob don't you agree?

Fatny: OH YES SIR.....YES SIR...i mean your holiness.

The Great Yacoob's phone rings and it's his receptionist Sharon, which he puts on speaker phone

Yacoob: Yes?

Sharon: Your holiness?

Yacoob: The Great one said, yes.

Sharon: um...sorry sir....i just wanted to let you know that Fatny's mother is requesting permission to enter.

Yacoob's face lightens up

Yacoob: is that right? and her description please.

Sharon: 5'9, long curly hair, nice body and succulent lips good for you know what.

Yacoob: SEND HER IN

A sexy woman enters the office and she's so damn sexy you wouldn't believe she could have birthed something so defective looking, so retarded looking, so animal-like and hairy like Fatny applying for the MASCOT job.

She sits down next to her son Fatny and smiles at Yacoob with such gracefulness he immediately felt a connection.

Yacoob: Mrs. Fathead it is my pleasure to meet you.

Mrs. Fathead: Oh no your holiness the pleasure is mine. My little Fatny talks about you so much. I remember one time i burst in his room to tell him dinner was on the table and i saw him masturbating on your poster.

Fatny: MOM!!!!!!!! NOO!!! Please mom........oh god.....geesh mommy please i was trying to get a job

Yacoob blinks blankly at both of them and then throws his head back and starts laughing so hard he almost falls out of his chair.

Yacoob: Fatny you're hired your mother just got you this job and not because you have wet dreams of me either!

Yacoob and Mrs. Fathead, Fatny's mother crack up laughing together.

Mrs. Fathead: Oh yes and Fatny dear?

Fatny with his shirt over his head in embarrassment answers

Fatny: Yes mommy?

Mrs. Fathead: Don't be rude in the presence of Greatness, his holiness The Great Yacoob, and please be a darling and get mommy Magnum sized condoms from out of the bathrooms please?

Yacoob winks at Fatny's mother and says

Yacoob: and while you're at it. Your first task being the Mascot is to make sure that The Great Yacoob's red carpet is laid out for him for tomorrow night. Yacoob has the fuel for tonight because me and your mother are going to fuc...........discuss further matters you're father wouldn't want to hear about when you guys get home. Now run along

Fatny heads towards the door and just before he's almost out of the door Mrs. Fathead pulls down Fatny's pants and say's

Mrs. Fathead: HE EVEN WEARS YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH

Yacoob: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fatny runs and falls down having tripped over his sagging pants and get's the condoms and puts them in his mothers hands and heads to the gym to prepare the red carpet for Yacoobs fight the next day.

Thus in conclustion ladies and women that night was the beginning of Fatny's hunger to be somebody from having been a nobody for sooooo long but even though he has ALL THE BELTS most of the time that LITTLE MASCOT IS STILL SOMEWHERE UNDER THAT SKIN!! So everytime you see Fatny make sure to remind him to tell Yacoob

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!

FATNY YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED
YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOU ARE AN OFFICIAL YACOOBAHOLIC!!!

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA

YOU JUST GOT BLACK FISTED!!!!

THE BLACK FIST FAMILY BABY!!!

The Great Yacoobs going to take a vacation and go home to Jerusalem and see his fans, friends, and family

My clan i leave Bukowski in charge until i return

Rocky Marciano - FUCK YOU

Nigel Bigot Benn - Keep being the British redneck racist that you are

Bigot means a racist in case some of you idiots didn't know that

Red Viper - hahahahha i got the LAST WIN hahahhahahhahh

P4P - all of you are so good at being peasants and pussies

Fatny - you retarded key mashing idiot. get a life and get LAID. stop playing video games for days on end you fool

The Black Fist Family - step your game up and take over this joint NOW!
No better time in life is like the word "NOW"!

and i'll see you bastards later

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!

YOu fucking bitch you don't ever beat me you bitch

CALLING ALL MEMBERS TO FUCK THAT BITCH UP!!!!!!!!!

I love Reaper he's a GREAT GUY one of my BEST MEMBERS

the more you stir up shit in my clan the more the respect you get!

WE'RE THE BAD GUYS!!!!!!!!! P4P you all are too emotional and soft

HAHAHAHHAAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
UGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
my stomach hurts

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

damn Tyrant you're an ugly dude
you look like you have ugly face disease

look at this dudes gums when he smiles HAHHAHAHA
his smile looks like his jaw got damaged from giving so much head that his smile ended up broken!
hahahhahah

this dude looks like a watered down black version of incredible HULK

LMMFAO!!!

this dude looks like a creature like he might FLY AWAY at any moment!
hahahahhaha
oh shit

freaking pepper spray isn't needed just clone this dudes smile and you have UGLY SPRAY!!
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

Looking like Chris Tuckers UGLY ASS BROTHER!!
LMMFAO!!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!

this fool could have his own magic trick show making different faces and shit!!

AHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAH!!!!!

got damn you are CRACK UGLY!!!

Got damn this dude looks like a leftey cuz i can't see him getting any play because he doesn't have the RIGHT FACE!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH LMMFAO!!!!!!

my stomach hurts......oh man.......that's an ugly dude.....hahaha...and he actually posted THREE LARGE PICTURES so you can see the details of the ugliness....LMMFAO........he thought he could blend the pictures together to make him look plain ugly but it made him BUTT CRACK UGLY!!!
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
UUUUUUUUUGGGGLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

damn that dude looks like he could use his shoulder blades to climb CONCRETE WALLS!!!!!!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

looking like a GARGOYLE with a FADE HAIRCUT!!!!

got damn dude you ugly......damn you ugly...THIS DUDES UGLLY!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

that shits so funny

i bet when the teacher called on him in school during roll call she was like

Teacher: Joshua? HERE! Jacob? HERE! Sarah? PRESENT! Crack Baby Tyrant? instead of answering he would ROAR LIKE A BEAST!

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

And PILIPINAS
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!! you definately shouldn't have posted your picture!!!
Looking like a broke down ONG BAK Thai warrior and shit!
LMMFAO

got damn you ugly too

i bet when you were growing up you didn't talk you just made clicking sounds like an insect and shit!!
ROFL!!

got damn you look like your SALIVA would melt STEEL AND IRON and shit
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!

got damn you ugly!!
LMMFAO

looking like Ricky The Dragon Steamboat from WCW and shit!! LMMFAO!

man you don't look like you snort LINES of coke you look like you snort DUST PILES OF IT!!! hahahahha when this dude sneezes HE MAKES CLOUDS!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Got damn you ugly Pilipinas
you look like you walked on your face when you were a baby!!
LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!

looking like a CACTUS GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!!!

LMMFAO!!!!!

Boy Pilipinas i bet when you get mad your fangs pop out of your mouth!!!
I bet this dude could walk on his KNECK AND SHIT!!! LMMFAO!! UGGGLLLLLLLYYYYYYYY

all this time you both were talking like you were hollywood stars but GOT DAMN!!!

both of yall look like two siamese twins that are looking for each others HALF LMMFAO!!!!!!!!